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Nice to see that the two balls between your legs are as soft and smooth as the one above your shoulders :tongue:

My recommendation for 9 day old fried chicken that's not green yet would be to nuke it, eat the skin, then shred the meat and get some of my grandma's homemade salsa and sautee the meat in the salsa, then get some corn tortillas, make them into tacos and there you go! :drool2:

They got a point. Nickelcrap sucks!!

It doesn't work like a cigar cutter, does it? :dunno: If so, then it can also be marketed as a do-it-yourself circumcision kit.

Re: Ṳ⊥ḟ8 ℘ґ☺♭ℓεм﹩ ṧ☺ℓ√ℯḓ‼ :clap: Raymond :clap:

I think this is what I'll see as I lay dying :D Huhuhu, my life was cool

I tried to post a video from Youtube and it didn't post it, just my snarky remark. But it was an unimportant video in an unimportant thread anyway so I'm not complaining, just keep an eye out for that.

Of course he should know better, from your avatar and signature I see you're more into Japanese ******** porn, am I right? :D

Is that the only pussy the guy's getting? :dunno:

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside" The only way it would be at least partially awesome is if they used a lightsaber to cut it up.

Not doing porn yet? :dunno:

Remind me to turn every thread political :D

Is this what you talkin' about, Willis? :dunno: :D

Tacos But then again, I'm Mexican, I always crave tacos. :drool2:

Holy crap, dude! You need to amputate that thing before it rots your whole body!! :eek: I recommend you do it at home.

Seahawks - Cowboys zzzzzzzzzz :*****:

Spare bedroom at my ***'s. I had taken my GF home with me for the holidays to introduce her to my ******.

Ah.... ********* ***** isn't as itchy on your junk? :dunno:

46 more posts for 1,000!! YOU CAN DO IT!! :D

We have to go deeper....

I actually agree with this. It did work for me way back in the day. It seems to me that women like competition, so if it appears that some other girls want to go out with you, or that you're now paying more attention to someone else, that does make her see you in a different light. Think of...

Dude, just do what Bart Simpson did to the statue of Jeremiah Springfield, problem solved. Or at least just go take your picture with the statue giving it the finger, or with a "Fuck Lenin" or "commies go fuck yourselves" sign. :D

Especially if that someone **cough** BB **cough** has the habit of having a light bulb protruding from his ass cheeks, but how does he get to get it to light up is a mystery to me.

YES!! :tongue:

:hairpull: you **** and all your newfangled technology! It's the devil!!

I think I saw some of those on the bathroom wall of a Mexican strip joint

Did the economy get that bad already? :dunno:

And I thought **** fllnging was just a normal day at the Freeones office :dunno:

No coppertone girl pose? :dunno:

how about a handshake with the twins? :D

Yup..... :rubbel:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/protest/1350020 :rofl:

Just as long as her muffin doesn't look like a blue waffle

I can fix that :rubbel:

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy Didn't she show her boobies in Machete? :dunno: I don't remember so I guess I'll have to rent it

Wait a minute, Gingrich cheated on his cancer ravaged wife? So, he just pulled a John Edwards then? :dunno:

Try a few dildos and masturbation videos, to give us a little taste of how hardcore porn would be like :tongue:

If they're not, they should be!! :boobies: By the way, I'd like to see the Swedish chick without that green camo stuff, she looks cute!

p490t_6Z9aY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490t_6Z9aY

My GPS made me drive through the ghetto? I better occupy Wall Street I didn't have a shitty ********* so I can't turn my pain into art? I better occupy Wall Street I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired? I better occupy Wall Street :tongue:

High school **** in prostitution? :dunno: Even if I agreed with that, can you spell J-A-I-L-B-A-I-T? :tongue:

I always do... :tongue:

Overcompensating? :dunno:

I'm no fun. It says "Club Cross Dresser" right there! :tongue:

Wait a minute....they live in different time zones, which seem to be several hours apart, and they get up at the same time? :dunno:

So, is that how the "Smashing Pumpkins" got their name? :dunno:

When did that happen? :dunno:

But aren't women bossy anyway? :dunno:

Yup, I'd rather have Obama's nail clippings in the oval office instead of either Bush or the Bamster himself.

HEY!!!!! I resemble that remark!!! :mad: (used to work at one in my slacker years :tongue:)