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Please, ruin it some more!! :thumbsup:

Actually, he was trained by this guy.....

So atheism is having no penis? :dunno: :stir:

Well, the USS Enterprise is captained by none other than the dashing legend Capt. James T. Kirk while the Star Destroyer might be captained by some inexperienced anonnymous poor bastard who hasn't yet been ****** ****** to death by Darth Vader for "failing him for the last time", so it's even if...

That's true. We in America get most of our oil from Canada and Mexico, with the Middle East someplace down the list. But for some reason, when the **** hits the fan in the Middle East and oil prices go up for us over here too. So I guess that would be the only reason America does have troops...

Add it, but also add a cock in its mouth, that'd make it more Roald-ish.... :tongue:

South Texas is a lot like California anyway, and in some cases, better. It's probably just as hot and sunny and not too far from some beaches. And also Mexico is not that far away for a little walk on the wild side. And is also as full of illegals as Cali.

Me and my best bud back in my high school days :banger:

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Unless her farts smell like roses and she can be butt fucked without getting crap on my dick, she's not perfect. :tongue: But kidding aside, she's gorgeous.

By the way, is the guy to the left being milked? what's going on with that? And stop bumping up this ****!!!

We all got to die some day.

Takes a true...:1orglaugh..... ah, takes...:1orglaugh..... okay, ah, it takes a ppfffffftt :1orglaugh oh, ****, my ***** went through my nose. Not funny!! It's a ***** tonic. Okay, Dirk, it takes a brave man to admit to that........... Okay, now I got to run to ***, laters!! :1orglaugh

***** tonic cheers, mates!! :glugglug:

She already gave birth to the spawn of The Chtulhu? :eek:

Mexican boystown for me, either Matamoros, Reynosa, or the bars along the main strip down Nuevo Progreso, or less likely the boystowns in Nuevo Laredo or Acuna (longer drive and more dangerous) Monterrey would be way out of the question since it's a hell of a longer drive through a Mexican...

St. Pauli? As in St. Pauli ****? is that where it's made? :drool2: Now if you tell me more about this "Reeperbahn" I might just decide to pay Germany a visit next time I get some $$ for a long vacation.

...and of course, liberals tend to "misunderestimate" us :1orglaugh

Stan, watch out for Seymour... :tongue:

An MP-5 is enough protection :tongue:

Well, FBI should be more careful, doing something like that might end up with the wrong person being shot. I mean, my first reaction to seeing a chainsaw through my door would be shooting out not open the door and ask "what are you guys doing?" No offense but those were some fucking wanna be...

feels kind of tingly

I thought that's how they called you at all those Amsterdam bars... :dunno:

I'm serious, stop bumping this **** up :mad:

and just to make it clear, don't anybody post more messages here to keep bumping it up :mad:

Asshole, stop bumping this thing up.

:mad: too many popups!!!

That's it. I'm not marrying a virgin (mattresses are too expensive), though that picture it seemed like someone combined Nyquil and Ex-lax. And #12.... :facepalm: is that the original glory hole? and #15, were boxing gloves regularly used by housewives? I thought they preferred a rolling pin...

All of a sudden the admins look a bit more attractive.... :tongue:

Yeah, well, you're not getting into my house. You're too old, fat man. And your tits are too big. :tongue:

Ah, in that case, I think either this was the very first album I ever had.... Or maybe this one when I was about 4.... Though I'm not sure if the last one was mine or someone would just play it for me to sing it. Of course, later on I moved on to 80's hard rock/heavy metal and some pop...

Wait a minute, first ever album as including all those kiddie albums that your *** would buy for you or first ever album as in you actually spent some of your allowance money or part of your own paycheck on it? :dunno: Because if it's the first choice then it would be some Parchis album that I...

Hmmm, I don't see any serrano or jalapeno peppers in the recipe. Are you sure that's real guac? :tongue:

Taxi Driver......

Again, this is the OP's sharing his "what I did this weekend" pictures. Looks like he had lots of fun too, and just how much ******* was consumed will be a riddle for the ages.

I'm glad I don't have an Iphone. **** like that will make throw it out the window.

So does that mean all us guys here at the board will be friends forever? :eek: Bunch of dumassessess

...and it WAS NOT in Japan, that's the most amazing thing. Though that would be one helluva thing to see.

Is it really worth going thorugh the hassle of thinking of something to throw it at ol' cupcake's face and then searching for it, going through page after page after page until you finally find something that Will will find offensive to his sensibilities? :dunno: Sure!! :tongue:

Don't pay them then..... :tongue:

At the risk of sounding unscientific and very unpopular by going against the conventional wisdom, how do you apply the scientific method to the THEORY of man made global warming? And also, can computer models be considered evidence? Just because a computer or some scientist predict the weather...

^ But he used to play a mean banjo... :tongue:

And for each one of us who think abou that, I'm sure there's a few guys around here who are chugging a whole bottle of jack and getting behind the wheel right now. Dirk, I'm looking in your direction!! :tongue:

His face is saying: "oh, ****, I just creamed my pants!!" :eek:

...AAAAAAAAAND this is me right now

Re: This interactive POLL got buried in a thread of mine. You might want to check it Ron Paul? :dunno: No way, I'm not in the tinfoil beret wing of the Republican party. I'm leaning more towards Santorum. Ron Paul 5/11 Rick Perry 5/11 Michelle Bachman 4/11

So L3ggy wins! He was the last one to post here.....oh, wait I'M THE LAST ONE TO POST HERE :nanner:

:facepalm: is it too late for someone like Paul Ryan or Allen West to be convinced to run?

All I can say is.... thank God for hookers, otherwise ugly guys like me wouldn't get any. I was just in Mexico a couple weekends ago and had a really great time with a 38DD Mexican blonde chick in one of the higher class clubs. The rooms were actually pretty nice, A/C and everything and even...

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