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  1. Red Spyder

    Why did our founding fathers dress like homos?

    English fashion? Is that like English "cuisine"? :D
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    Women in uniform

    http://thewondrous.com/48-killer-female-soldiers-from-various-countries/ Serbia!!! :drool2: And I am surprised Japan did not have any anime uniform patches
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    The McRib is Back!

    It's made of unicorn meat with rainbow sprinkles and when you give it a little bite, it feels like you're munching on Megan Fox's titties.....:drool2: I guess for now it's going to be veggies all week to lower my fat intake and then make it up during the weekend. :D
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    What's for dinner...

    :D And I know this place just a couple miles from the border on the Mexican side for some really great seso tacos, I was just there recently but had trompo instead. Too bad that in the border they don't make them like in Mexico City, with a little bit of pineapple. But at least there's some...
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    What did you do this weekend?

    Crossed into Mexico on foot for a long, nice, leisurely walk. And my head is still attached to my neck!! And because I walked instead of drove, I didn't even have to deal with corrupt traffic cops!!! And nobody even took a shot at me!!!
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    What's for dinner...

    Recipe: Quesadillas De Huitlacoche Categories: Mexican Yield: 1 Servings 2 1/4 lb Huitlacoche 8 Fresh tortillas 1 Sprig epazote; chopped 14 Cloves garlic diced Serrano chili; as desired 1 Onion; diced Oil Salt Wash the...
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    Blueballs reflects on his time away from Freeones

    so why hasn't he been cast in "The Walking Dead"? :dunno: He's already got most of the make up on!
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    The dash don't be silent!

    Just to add one more, in Mexico she'd be "Leguiona"
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    Isn't the World Supposed to End Today? (oct 21st)

    Oh, **** was that today? But does it end at GMT? or is it CST? or EST? :dunno: Anyway, where's the cupcake? [looks around] Oh, there he is! Either it's not the end of the world or he wasn't taken either.... I wonder why would that be? :tongue:
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    39 wives?

    You got that right
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    How to seduce a milf (?)

    A BJ feels better without her dentures... :D
  12. Red Spyder

    Osama Bin Laden butt plug

    :1orglaugh He's fish **** by now
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    I Saw These Occupy Wall Sreet Toolbags Up Close Today!

    I don't agree with their being massacred, but those flea beggars sure need to be dumped in the river. Or at least major bumhead should turn on the firehoses and give them some soap.
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    Extreme Star Wars Fans...

    That's where the Luke Skywalker action figure in X-wing pilot outfit is supposed to be hanging. :D
  15. Red Spyder

    Complete this story

    In cartoon world, he drops the weights and that makes him go head first through the ceiling.
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    BlueBalls starts a new business

    How do you think he does his "hole cleaning"? :eek:
  17. Red Spyder

    Wesley Warren Jr. Has 100-Pound Scrotum (Video)

    Everybody!! :sing: VjkJfMrQ4bc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjkJfMrQ4bc
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    How many blondes does ik take to finish a race?

    Okay, girls, right foot front, THEN left foot front, not both at the same time
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    The article is from "The Gateway Pundit"? That's not exactly mainstream media. Has ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNBC, The New York Times, The Guardian, USA Today, Newsweek, or Time covered the story yet? I can just hear those "reporters" saying "Oh, it's not an important story". Let's play a round...
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    *burp*

    better to burp it and taste it, than fart it and waste it
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    I can't believe there's an actual **** party... IN AMERICA??? No fucking way! What? Nazism, and its twin ******* fascism, didn't get a fair chance in the 1930's to 1945? Or it wasn't tried by the "right people"? The Germans weren't Aryan enough? :facepalm:
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    Ok peoples, I grievance with some of you

    Is cussing in spanish allowed then? Chingada madre!!
  23. Red Spyder

    The official say something nice about an Admin thread

    Something nice about an admin.... you can't go wrong with the old "Roald's got a purty mouth!!" :D
  24. Red Spyder

    I'm engaged.

    Congratulations, and may your first ***** be a masculine *****..... ...not like the ****** :rolleyes:
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    Nerds rule.

    "highly unlikely", sounds like a nerd alright.
  26. Red Spyder

    Graduation Picture from Roald

    No wonder he shaves his head
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    My White Slave

    Bring out the gimp.
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    Zachary Quinto from Heroes comes out of the closet.

    One of my cousins is going to be very dissapointed. She loved the guy.
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    The Next President of the United States?

    Cool campaign "commerciail" :yesyes: BhDhDRvHaGs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs I'd have no problem with a Perry presidency. I'm more of a Cain supporter butI wouldn't hesitate to vote for Perry if Cain doesn't get the candidacy. Ron Paul sort of scares me for some reason (maybe...
  30. Red Spyder

    Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support

    Do not vorry. This..... "Hulk" has been reported to Attackwatch. -XYKRokgX00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00 He vill soon be visited by our friendly brown-shirted operatives. Vee have vays of making him talk.
  31. Red Spyder

    When has it been hardest to support your team?

    I'm a cowboys fan. After seeing them blowing a 20+ lead against the Lions two weeks ago, it seems this season is going to be the hardest to root for them. It seems like it may be a looooooong short season for them.
  32. Red Spyder

    Kianna Dior VS Kira Kener

    First time I ever saw Kianna was in the old Amateurpages site where she went by the name of "Jan". Yup, that was way back in 2001. She looked sizzling_ hot then. She gets my vote now.
  33. Red Spyder

    Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch

    Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now? :dunno:
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    ... But Not Soon Enough

    That, and the roofies in there too. :rolleyes:
  35. Red Spyder

    Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support

    Reminded me of this joke (Oblabla's followers won't find it funny) An ******* *****, a communist, and a muslim walk up to a bar. The bartender says "what'll you have, Mr. President?" :1orglaugh
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    I'm engaged.

    :glugglug: Hey, congratulations! The good news about hearing that some guy is getting married is..... THE BACHELOR PARTY!!! :boobies: :drool2:
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    I know the guy who created Google Maps.

    I think this is why..... Hne5a_jkdyw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a_jkdyw "nothing gay about getting your dick sucked" though IMMHO getting your dick sucked by another guy is pretty gay.
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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    You know, I think this (major) DUMBASS, may actually have a point. wrPGoPFRUdc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPGoPFRUdc "Pay MY tuition". One thing I've noticed over the years. Gas prices go up and here come the pitchforks and torches with the angry mob wanting to hang those evil big oil...
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    Not to beat a decaying *****, but I thought this was funny..... -pYDpzME9H0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pYDpzME9H0
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    Biggest irrational fear?

    Let me guess, you kept getting crushed while playing this: uoR3gaAsHFY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoR3gaAsHFY
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    Best Metallica Song?

    From that list I chose Master of Puppets, but that whole album kicked ass. Having said that, I'm usually rocking out to Seek & Destroy in my car
  42. Red Spyder

    What's your ethnicity?

    100% Mexican, on my ******'s side of the ****** 100% spanish and in my ******'s side 50-50 Spanish and Mexican indian, though for some reason I've been confused for Italian, Arab, Jewish, American, even Chinese.... that one must have been because of my dick :dunno:
  43. Red Spyder

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    Been there, done that, with an older chick whose meat hole reminded me of a cave. I wanted to shout "hellooooo, hellooooo, helloooooo? Anybody there.... there.... there......" Though down in Ol' Mexico there's new chicks all the time. I once did it with this chick that was barely starting at...
  44. Red Spyder

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    Unlike a hooker's holes..... :insert drumroll here: :rolleyes: Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!!
  45. Red Spyder

    Most Overrated Restaurants

    I don't think fast food is overrated. You get what you pay for, so if you go to Jack in the Box for a .99 jumbo jack, don't expect it to be made of filet mignon. Same thing with McD, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell (got the munchies now!!). One that I'd add is Tony Romo's..... I mean, Tony...
  46. Red Spyder

    Guys with HOT MOMS

    At my age, my friends' moms are grandmas.....no thanks
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    US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambassador

    Re: US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambass That is completely true. Now, living near the border, and keeping an eye south, I am completely positive that the cartels will do whatever they can to avoid bringing the whole wrath of the U.S.A. on them...
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    The root of this housing market/banking crisis goes back to the community reinvestment act, signed in.... 1977, who was pres back then? I don't remember, it was probably a very forgetable guy http://www.federalreserve.gov/communitydev/cra_about.htm Does GM ring a bell? The purpose of the...
  49. Red Spyder

    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    Okay, let me see if I can go point by point... Okay, let's assume that American taxes on business are actually the lowest in the entire world (are they?) add to the taxes the cost of unnecessary regulations, you know, the "fill this up in triplicate" bullshit. Then add to that the cost of...
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    Biggest irrational fear?

    Stage fright.... yup, just being on a stage, not acting, not singing, just getting up there even, or especially, if the theater is empty, kind of creepy.
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