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Of my 3 ex-girlfriends, 2 out of 3 had a really nice set of tits :boobies: all da way!

Only way to host a game show...

2/10 would not bang... so that means that 8/10 WOULD bang? :dunno:

Sorry for resurrecting an old thread but..... DAMN!! I go away for Christmas and I miss a whole contest??? WTF!! Oh, wait, I have a life. By the way, congratulations to the "winner", and, yes, Will, you are appreciated. You bring so a very..... interesting point of view to this board...

Ah, don't even think about trying that here in Texas. They might fry you first and ask questions never. :tongue:

I'll enter my puppy to the contest... he dances better than me

Just wondering, but does the fishy smell attract lots of cats to your place? Now I'm craving some ceviche! :tongue:

Carpooling to work :tongue:

So that tells me that SOPA is irrelevant. They've already shut down these sites and made arrests even without SOPA being ******. So we already got anti-piracy laws in place, enforce those.

Now I got a long week ahead of me

That explains why you gringos are the way you are :tongue: But at least your forefathers were stylish, this was one of mine:

So, someone here told you "tits or GTFO" and you're actually going with option B? I have to applaud you :clap: :tongue: No, but in all seriousness, take care and may the :cthulhu: be with you!

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.... so chicks show gay guys their boobs and ask them to touch them to tell them how they feel? I'm so pretending to be gay from now on. Fabulous!!!

Fixed :tongue:

Thanks for sharing your "what I did this weekend" pictures :thumbsup:

Oh, ****, creamed my pants.... :uohs:

Enrico Palazzo!!

Unless we're talking about spiders the size of a small car, it's a waste of ammo.

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" Well, I'll make sure to only date Asian chicks who've never dated outside their race before.

That explains the size of my penis! Ladies... ;)

Beats the nude Betty and Veronica I used to draw back as a ***.

It was a tough week

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"Bitch! You better tell me what you know!" Page 45 of Without Remorse by Tom Clancy. Yup, that's they way my sex life has been so far.

Same here, I was thinking it was going to be about Mexican hookers from Tijuana with weird boobs.

Don't they have a moose to go milk?

:facepalm: Indeed

It should be required, I mean, it's required in Union elections anyway, why not presidential elections? And if lack of an ID by poor people is such a worry, why not have some kind of ID rally, just like there's voter registration rallies. But it doesn't really matter that much because the...

Well, they do have a better fashion sense, ***, they don't buy their **** ugly sweaters, ***, and when their **** need glasses they buy them the cool looking ones, not the nerdy looking ones, ***. (yes, that's a message to my ***)

Well, my biggest concern about SOPA is not so much the downloading ******* material, but the limitations it could place on freedom of expression. So what if I want to record my own version of "Baby, baby, oooh" just to make fun of Justine Beaver and place it on my youtube page? Or post it to...

Already did. I believe this is something that "both sides of the aisle" can agree on.

Re: Pornstars making funny faces :) Quote The Ogre:

It's Asian GUYS who have small dicks. The chicks are really hung.

Bring me the crackers!! :drool2:

Pedobear shopping for groceries? :dunno:

I'd rather hang out with libertarians :tongue:

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******* free *******. What's the point? :dunno: Are they going after the non-alcoholic drinks demographic? Yeah, they're going to look real badass chugging a bottle of a non-alcoholic *****.

Everybody!! Georges is actively posting!! Let's all flame his ass!! :thefinger I mean, if it's worth the effort. He might just surrender :frenchman

And that, my friends, is how things should be.

Coors is my "going out ******** ****" because it never gets me ***** and I can still drive after having one or two, it doesn't even give me a buzz. But if I'm NOT going to drive and I feel like having a ****, I don't ***** cheap ****. I usually have the more expensive brands, preferably...

Well, that's true, I'm 38 and haven't been in a serious relationship in about 10 years or so but I'm not about to off myself because I don't have a GF right now. Like the OP, I would get the blues at times on previous holidays but whatever, nothing a "working girl" can't fix, just remember to...

Buy a really nice pick up truck and drive to Mexico, or just buy a bus ticket to go from the border to the southernmost tip of Mexico, you're bound to get in trouble eventually.

Whatever you do, lower the volume if you're going to use headphones. Now, ID the freeones member at the end

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If Anders is as bendy as the chick on the left.... :rolleyes:

Is he going to become the Abe Vigoda (or Schrodinger's cat) of Rock n' Roll? :dunno: Jon Bon Jovi is..... Dead!! [reload page] Jon Bon Jovi is...... Alive!

Regardless, I'm glad I'm not in Mexico. I'd rather be in any of those cities (as long as I got my *** with me)

I see someone still sore about that "Red Cross calling all video gamers war criminals" :tongue:

So if you don't close your eyes, does it mean you lost that lovin' feeling? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hjtFq3vE0 When I first started dating my first GF, I would keep them open most of the time but later on I didn't. That's how I know she would always close hers though..... except for...