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The Mexican "boystowns" are great for this. Too bad there's nothing that can compare on this side of the border. It's getting so risky to go over there even though the border is not that far away. There's several towns to choose from, but the ones with the best quality are the most dangerous...

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The title "blonde and German" made me think there were going to be some dumb blonde annexing Austria (but somehow annexing Australia) jokes

And you guys though Cheney was Machiavellian..... He's got nothing on the Bamster's Alinskite leanings. Telling *** stores to sell those weapons to people who are clearly straw purchasers, and even giving the straw buyers taxpayer money, to increase the number of firearms from the U.S. found...

4QTfNEDgusQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTfNEDgusQ The way things are right now if I were to hire someone, even if I needed and wanted to, I don't think I could, with taxes being being increased, with these whiny ******** being brainwashed into hating me, and they learning no marketable...

I don't think most of us are just finding out about this. Personally, I've known about this whole mess for quite a while. Living near the Mexican border one has to keep up with everything that is going on, you never know if the **** that's been flinged all over Mexico might splash us over...

****** Mary is kind of hot :rubbel:

Considering that I have a good reason to just say no, which is I refuse to buy ***** as long as they're ******* since I don't want to contribute any $$ to the cartels, I'd definetely go for a hooker....but since right now the cartels seem to be controlling the nearest Mexican boystown...

Yeah, but in the case of the Bush op (wide receiver) it REALLY was an attempt to trace the guns, but not in O-face's op (fast and furious). 1. In wide receiver, the guns had RFID trackers and there was surveilance via aircraft to follow the guns, but that was not used in fast and furious. The...

And you thought parents could be overprotective, that's nothing compared to the government

But the citric acid tends to sting a little bit

Yeah, that's when you fling your **** at other people, otherwise known as the "Baconsalt Strategy"

Yup, Faces of Meth... :D

Either Estevo Spielbergo is filming his new masterpiece "Saving Pvt. Gonzalez" or **** has gotten real serious. hhortngZy9g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhortngZy9g This battle between Mexican marines and Zetas (from what it says there) occurred a few months ago just a few miles from the...

Carisha by a hair

So what you're saying here is that the only way Oblahblahblahblahbla can be reelected is by spliting the majority vote so he can be reelected by a plurality, not a majority because he has no chance of winning going on a one-to-one race? I thought the guy was completely loved by everyone and he...

I love that story :rubbel:

Well, everything's bigger in Texas.... so I guess I'm going to be banished to Ohio soon I didn't know you were from Ohio :rolleyes:

Those **** must be triplets.... otherwise, who would fuck her three times? And, no, BB, her wearing a strap on doesn't count.

It's in Japan.... it's War-Malt!! :D

Been there...still there.... [checks watch].... yup, still there....

You mean Danny Vermin's dog? :D jxdPr58coTE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxdPr58coTE

Call me lucky but I did find some non-censored stuff..... :D

I remember being rather jealous of him back in the days because this girl I liked was just crazy for him. I'm sure she'd still blow the guy today if given the chance, even if he's dressed like Michael Jackson.

Is your eyesight getting better? Is the hair on your palms falling off yet? So, are you master of your domain now? Inquiring minds want to know.

You are correct, sir!! I got no game!! Even a Ferrari wouldn't get me laid. Well, actually, I did have a girlfriend back then but I met her in school and she didn't care what kind of car I drove. But the point is that before I met her and then after we broke up, some of the comments I'd hear...

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Not as stupid as mine, ahem: +1 POST COUNT!! YAAAAAAY!!! :rolleyes:

Does Petra ride that unicorn all over the Freeones office or what?

Well, just to make it clear. I do applaud President Obama for calling the shot (no pun intended) he did. Regardless of the fact that the guy was an American citizen, he still was someone who waged war against his own country. He was not a common criminal, either a **** trafficker or *****...

Well, Eastern European women sure are sizzlin' hot!! Must have been the lack of food their parents had to live through during the cold war, maybe their cultures got used to eating light, unlike here in America.... But best porn stars? I guess it depends on what you like. I'm more into the...

I thought it was Johnny Rotten... na7A3-UCCYE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7A3-UCCYE He says it right at the beginning!! :eek: What was I on back when I'd listen to that? :facepalm: But how about Herman Cain? I mean, he's got the name, CAIN!!! As in Cain, the one who ****** Abel. Plus...

I used to drive a very fuel efficient vehicle for a while, how many times did it get me laid? Zero. But that was in the 90's so I guess I was an environmentalist before it became mainstream. Any single guys here have an electric car? Let us know how many chicks were impressed by it.

You see, my lib friends (any? :dunno:), this is what we find scary about you all that this would be considered an average liberal, especially if none of you actually come out and publicly disagree with her. Now, I do agree that ANYONE who is guilty of fraud must be punished. I mean not every...

Yeah, but remember, it was President Obama's administration that got him ******, not President Bush's. Had it been President Bush, right now this story would be all over CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, the New York Times, etc. with the Democrats in congress and the ACLU demanding an investigation...

It's about the same size as a ***** and, unlike popular belief, it's not stripped like the rest of the body. ......wait, what? :confused:

What? :dunno: They got a "purty" mouth? By the way, do they have a mascot like "Necrobear"?

How about.... flipping the bird? :D And the UT hook'em horns? :D

I guess in ****** Russia, cake can have your ass and eat it BTW, that cupcake down there also seems alive... just sayin'

Well, it's "Fucking disgusting" with a capital F... :D

How can you all skip all that? I mean, there's so many quality, academy award worthy performances to watch, plus the plot, I mean, the pizza guy arrived, what's going to happen next? Will there be a twist ending? Oh, no! What is that in the pizza box? :eek:

and the most surprising thing about that? It wasn't Joe Biden :stir:

He must be Japanese.... w06zvM2x_lw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06zvM2x_lw Anyway, all the browsers I got on my PC got their own use. IE to watch porn, Firefox to do shopping and check e-mail, and because I don't want Google to have anymore access to my life than it already has, I usually...

Considering I don't like Pink Floyd or any kind of acid rock will make the blowing up of the Death Star more enjoyable. :D

I was just watching "Less Than Zero", would I have to do what Robert Downey Jr. did in that movie when he owed $50K to his dealer? :eek:

Even wearing a.... dress? iis it a dress? or is she wraped in some leftover drapes? :dunno: Anyway, even wearing whatever she is wearing, you got to admit, she still looks manlier than her husband.... just sayin'

Natalia Spicy is mucho caliente!! As for Ana Sofia, Thalia, Jennifer, and Camila, I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed ;) Particularly Ana Sofia who is really cute and Jennifer who has nice boobies. But as someone who lives near the border with Mexico and can go visit those nice...

Aren't you a little too old to be playing with action figures.... LMxTFqPET5I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxTFqPET5I

In our next episode of Jackass....

Yeah, when in doubt call him/her an IT :1orglaugh