Greatest Self Shot
- Thread starter jod0565
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Admit it, you stole that one from Roalds private collection, didn't you? 
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Man loves his ducks. Nothing wrong with that.
Any how, I love this funny pic.
Lazy fucker's hat is askew.
Having a fun weekend, Jod?
jod0565
Member, you member...
Yeah, but it's cold.
larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
That's your excuse!
Out of contrast with all the ducks, and the horror: that camera is not a duck etiher...
Perhaps the only photo in the world in which a duck-face would have been appropriate, and he doesn't do it.
********'s Lit Classic: Dick, Duck, Fuck.
Get a rake.
Go to the lake.
Try your luck.
Trap a duck.
Don't let it roam.
Take it home.
Tie it down.
Dress like a clown.
Whip out your dick.
Make it thick.
Slide in duck.
A feathery fuck.
The duck will say,
"When will you pay?"
Tell him you will,
"Just put it on my bill.
So it's an awkward pun.
I was just having fun.
Get a rake.
Go to the lake.
Try your luck.
Trap a duck.
Don't let it roam.
Take it home.
Tie it down.
Dress like a clown.
Whip out your dick.
Make it thick.
Slide in duck.
A feathery fuck.
The duck will say,
"When will you pay?"
Tell him you will,
"Just put it on my bill.
So it's an awkward pun.
I was just having fun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats what my kitty looks like when i kiss him to much LOL
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
You shouldn't use your tongue
