Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

So one can **** and throw up?
 
Or maybe ****, lick ass-hole and the girl ******?
 
Didn't know you were that flexible.
 
I cain **** in one and arc my **** through the air into the other. Be like a gotdamn fountain in front of the Grand Ole Opry
 
I like to rip really loud, smelly farts when I use the urinal. Whoever is on the crapper is going to get and earful and a nose full.
 
This is a bathroom for weirdos who will only pee in a urinal. Either that or it's a chick's bathroom who wants the option to **** like a man.
 
My first thought was that the urinal would make a good footrest when you're laying back on the throne.

Damn I must be getting old.
 
I guess that's for when you've been ******** too much, and won't stop peeing, and you get tired of standing up, and you wish you could take a seat, but still need to pee some more :dunno:
 
Planking midgets.

Is that what you were thinking? :rofl:
 
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