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Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Table manners are important.

I went to a well renovated place for a massage... Was wanting just a regular back rub. Instead I was given a handjob. I felt slightly let down. But I was very happy :) :dunno:

If I wasn't already a member of freeones, I would sign up for freeones just cuz of this. And then subsequently post in this thread saying that I joined freeones cuz I saw freeones panties on a totally hot babe who was in the same bathroom as me. :)

Poster is 26.

Hey guys whats up?

How's the house coming along?

Has way too many damn posts. Slow down man!

Surprisingly I was very calm and relaxed. I guess I knew we had it in the bag :D

Well now you know it's clean on the inside.

Want to bring an empty 40 gallon oil drum to my place and start a fire in it? It's freakin freezing in here. Then we can make smores. Bring some of your friends too.

There's a miss freeones contest? Shit, I've been living under a rock in the freeones world. Do I get anything special if the girl I vote for wins?

Tim Hortons. Coffee = stinky farts.

If I put a performance head on one side of a v8, and kept the stock one on the other side, would one wheel spin faster?

I like them because I don't have them.

I like turkeys.

Has alot of posts for a newbie.

Certainly have :D Solves the problem of finding a nice friendly tiger to occupy your bathroom.

Let me guess. Your personalized plate says "IM KEWL"

Black Snake Moan. Talk about a movie that turns out to be different from what you expect.

Welcome everyone thats new. Im the resident fuck doll. Come see me for an appointment. Thanks gals.

Tragically I lose my ability to talk since it was such a serious accident, so I resort to shitting on the hood of another witnesses car, and smearing it all over my face. Get some more trash. Then maybe the city will give me a new goddam lawn. Heres 5 bucks. Quick, somebody! I need a source of...

Hey folks, what's going on in here? Ah shit, I have no idea what anyone is talking about.

One word. Roofies. Solves alot of problems.

Looks like there wont be any marching in any time soon.

Leeefffft.

^^^ Very carefully. It's called opinions. They're like assholes. Loud and obnoxious, and everyone has them. You will get used to it.

Howdy neighbours! :wave2:

I would like to nominate Blue Balls, ChefChiTown, Senob, M12, and minidog.

Minidiggydog!! :) [enter wave smiley here]

MNININIINININIINININININIDOG!!!! Holy crap your a mod now! Can u ban me for being a very naught boy? ;)

Big Ugly Maneating Penises.

Hey guys :)

Thanks for the suggestions and ideas guys! Time to answer some questions. Petra: Thanfully I'm not one to be prone to illnesses, so pharmaceuticals are an extreme rarity for me :) The friend I'm looking to move in with works at Haagen Dazs in Munich, and said he may be able to get me in there...

Party on Wayne.

Thanks for the warm welcomes guys! Thanks petra, I found that site on google when I was looking up how to get a licence there. I suppose it's pretty easy for Canadians to get there, so I'm lucky! I don't know if I need a work visa or what? Don't think I'll be there for a long time... Just to...

Hey everyone. I figured this would be a good return topic. Since I've been absent so much I figured I would grace everyone with my presence. Now, save the comments that you don't know who I am. because if you don't know who I am, then you are a noobie. At least compared to me. Not that I'm high...

Invisible.

Thanks for the kind welcomes guys! Looksl ike we have some fresh faces... Some very active fresh faces... Has any noobies asses been bleached yet? Nice to see my friends are still kickin it here... Love you guys! Missed you sooooo much! Girlfriends who love sex kinda make it hard to come on...

It has been brought to my attention that I haven't posted in a while. I suppose a couple of you have been wondering where I've been. I've been here and there. Moved to a sorta new place, became single again (not my choice unfortunately), and currently don't have a motorbike to ride right now...

Who the hell am I? ... eaten some really nice brisket?

"Marry this dork."

Dickbean. Fucker. Shitbreak. Fucking cockass. Douchbag. This sucks monkey dung. Eat my ass with a spoon. And my all time favourite. I love you.

That'll buff right out.

It's sad that people need to think like this.

From another forum, a woman who lived in Iran.

They're scared of ninjas. So they may as well protect their own asses just in case some of these women are highly leathal

Hey you know whats great? Other things.

He is my hero.

Wanted to.. ... fallen up stairs?

Can I come with you next time?