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That's really unfortunate about your late ex Ash... It would be nice to be able to reverse time and do thing differently, but alas, time just keeps going forward. What was it like for you when you did your very first cam show?

Day 2 fap free and 5.5 hours to go woot!

I missed out on all that talk of Ontario lol... I used to live an hour west of Kingston, and I'd say its the best place in Ontario to be. You aren't too far away from Toronto, theres tons of wineries if you are into that, housing is cheap, Kingston isn't far either (hottest girls in Ontario seem...

Jordan Carver You won't be disappointed.

Quietly in a padded room because you'll be Institutionalized. :elaugh:

Sounds good :) I'll be sure to check back and update. Btw keep up the good work!

I've spent myself today, I think enough for a couple days. Startin to get sore. Break time. Maybe you should let me know when a good time to start back up again would be?

Why do you have to be all the way in Nova Scotia? You're so far away from Winnipeg. :(

On my exact day month and year, no one. In any year, no one I've ever heard of.

Now that I see it, it would make me feel un-comfortable. That's the most annoying part about condoms.

Well either Kimora Klein or Danielle Derek. Because neither would eat the pizza on the way over. Plus I'd probably get a good lay as I ate.

Season 5? I thought season 3 started off far fetched... I guess they're getting worse with time.

I do it every day.

I think what people fail to realize is that it's tv. It's supposed to be entertaining, not a depiction of reality. It's where imaginations are allowed to roam free so people can be taken on a journey. If they did it as realistic as real life, it would be incredibly boring tv. Of course there's...

What show are you on about?

H...... do everything on the list and add some more.

As a Canadian let me be the first to apologize for Skins US. After all, it was filmed here with Canadian actors. Skins UK is by far much better.

If you were a tv show I would be Man of Rock too. Well, even not being a tv show. :tinhat:

Makes me feel like your link doesn't work.

I'd get a foxbody mustang. Probably a mint 86 T top. Would probably have money to spare and I could buy go fast parts for it.

Woohoo! I've contributed to the development of a pornstar's website! *checks that off bucket list*. Alright next on the list is to participate in an act with a pornstar... Care to eat some cake with me?

Indeed there are. I just got done almost an hour ago. Should join me sometime, we can hi5 while we 'bate!

*Puts sugary frosting on his cock* :)

What's Miss Hybrid stand for?

I haven't taken a day off in quite a while. I keep on wanting to take a week or so off, or sometimes see how long I can go for without, but then I get too tempted, and you know the rest.

I do say.

I need more reps.

Everyone explodes.

Hooray cheesecake!

Finding a thread about what guys hate most about masturbating.

Wow. Just, wow.

Don't back talk me sprite.

My superpower would be to turn desks into expensive cars.

This thread is centuries old. Why are you people still posting in it?

There are 920 pages of random statements in this thread so far.

Testing my patience.

missed me dearly... So this is where everyone is hiding!

I'm sitting outside HB's window wanking to his porn.

Hey losers, I'm back to win.

This makes me hungry.

It's funny to look through all these replies and not see one person say what he really was. A troll. Ya'll got trolled.

Is it just me, or are all the new boob jobs these days so terribly done? Like, the scars are disturbing. I feel sorry for these girls. I guess earlier years yielded "artists" in the boob enhancing area. I've seen a few stars who've had recent upgrades with the ugliest scars on their boobs.

Watch it. Love cars. Love Top Gear. Love the crew. Hate that I don't get it on tv.

This thread is still around? I thought it would've been dead along with the glue that came from the beat up horse....

Good point bazza... I used my right, then my left, then both at the same time. Then right again.

Can you cook me dinner tonight?

Since these are all the rage these days, here's my true life's story of my sexual experimentation. One day, I used Vaseline to wank. The end. Click here to see animals licking themselves.

Dude had friend with big tits. She showed him her tits. Click this link to see hardcore sex. Tadaaa

I had missiles installed in my bumper because of this.

Rofl with a hardon.