I want to start making pornmovies but still are a virgin (28 years old)

[Rhino205]

why should i do this? so you like ideas like that, oh okay I understand you NOW. your teddy really needs a lot love..

OH SNAP!




You got him.

 

[DJCowboy]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh no! What plans do you have for inside my pants!? I gotta say that next time I'm with someone!!

I could read this guy's threads all day

 

[jibbijib]

Poster is 26.

 

[graffer80]

Feeding this troll is only mildly humorous...

 

[L3ggy]

 

[shimmy2]

show me on the doll where they touched you. its going to be okay you're safe now.

 

[jod0565]

i like to have sex, but never had...is this normal?

No.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

what plans does she have by going inside my pants?

Some mysteries can never be solved.

 

[Asianlov69]

damn I lost mine to my babysitter...

 

[pornophile]

you say you have the age of 28 and still the vigin and want to make the love movies. If you want to make good practicing, you can do the making of love with your teddy bear, maybe you say that your mother make that laughing at you, maybe when she do, you shouuld make the sex with the bear to show her, and she stops making the laughing, and she can make you the lifesize teddy bear with the knitting like a woman.

No tedy bear is no good for making it feel like real woman, I think suggest you to the fleshlight for making practice for the sex, it is like real vagine but made inside tube to put cock in really feels good, you can put name to a fleshlight like girl name and so it more real, hopefuly this is help you to make virgin go away, good luk!

 

[L3ggy]

No.

Plain And Simple.

 

[ArabJames]

fail

 

[PirateKing]

Poster is 26.

That liar!!

 

[shayd]

I don't even know how to respond to this.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Wow.

 

[Automate]

There are so many contradictions and irrational statements in the freak's posts that I don't even know where to start. I'm just going to say that this is freaking hilarious! :rofl: :laugh: :rofl2:

 

[Icewater Jones]

What are you waiting for??? Those that are afraid of the fail will wind up achieving one thing.





FAIL.

Pull the trigger, quickdraw!

 

[betagammapi]

Two words:
Bunny Ranch

 

[ArtfulPorn]

lol. I can see it now "The Virgin Pornstar"


And if you actually are serious, betagammapi might not have such a bad idea....
You need some experience dude. Hit the bunny ranch like it was college - spend a lot of time there and see if you can get them to train you to become a Jedi.

 

[PirateKing]

lol. I can see it now "The Virgin Pornstar"


And if you actually are serious, betagammapi might not have such a bad idea....
You need some experience dude. Hit the bunny ranch like it was college - spend a lot of time there and see if you can get them to train you to become a Jedi.

Who knows. He might reinvent the game and become renowned as the greatest porn director of the early 21st century.