Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Feelie said:
Sorry maybe a few to many beers but somethings thats been on my mind. :D

Meant to add a poll:

Would it be:

A) All the time
B) Sometimes
C) No
D) That's after marijauni you dickhead
or E) shut this thread immediately flylicker
 

Max

Banned
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Hmmm I don't know how to answer this thread....

So I will just post this pathetic smiley

:turnturn: "Look he's turning, turning I tell you"

...wait for it there he goes again.....





Has he stopped...nope he's still turning
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

What's wanking I'm new to this:1orglaugh
Yep to many beers,I used to ask these sort of questions when I used to drink.
 

member20672

Closed Account
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I think your missing F, for "Future Tunsty poll contender." :rofl2:

As for the Q, maybe, been a while so.....:1orglaugh
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

AmericanHarley said:
I think your missing F, for "Future Tunsty poll contender." :rofl2:

As for the Q, maybe, been a while so.....:1orglaugh

I think G) would be, maybe I'm a fat fecker who likes a biscuit or two anyways. :)
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

sure, why not? I was probably hungry before I started anyway, lol.
 

4G63

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Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Of course. If you eat before hand you could get cramps half way through. The most important thing is to stay hydrated, have some water handy.
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I usually get the 'sleepies' after I wank.
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I can't believe no one mentioned glazed doughnuts, I mean its covered in sticky white glazed goodness so after a "wank" a doughnut just seems appopriate. I'm gonna shut up now before I gross myself out.
 

Max

Banned
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Yes why don't we have a teddy bears picnic with all the trimmings and maybe some vanilla coke whilst playing with our rods
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Death_blooms08 said:
I can't believe no one mentioned glazed doughnuts, I mean its covered in sticky white glazed goodness so after a "wank" a doughnut just seems appopriate. I'm gonna shut up now before I gross myself out.

Good thinking. :rofl:
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I think them salted crisps they used to sell when I was a kid would be a good choice.You used to get a little packet of salt to put in the bag,then you had to shake it.
You could do this while wanking and they'ed be ready for when your done:1orglaugh
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I actually don't want to eat after any heavy, physical activity.
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Prof Voluptuary said:
I actually don't want to eat after any heavy, physical activity.

I wouldn't call wanking a heavy physical activity.

Depends how your doing it? ;)
 
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