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Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508

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Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

If you approach it from my POV, then just like after a heavy workout, liquid carbs are what you may need. After my real workouts, I down a CreaVitargo shake (creatine with a long branched chain carb from corn starch).

If I get my feet on the floor after coming, alone or with a women, then I have no danger of falling asleep. If I have to lay there for a while, it is almost hopeless to try and stay awake - or at least functionally conscious for the next 10-15 minutes... :sleep: :1orglaugh
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Feelie said:
I wouldn't call wanking a heavy physical activity.
Depends how your doing it? ;)
And now you know a little more about me -- probably more than you want to. ;)
It's rare that I wank anymore, but I do like I make love -- a good 90 minutes.
I've never rushed a self-session, and I never will.
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

Not really... :D
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

tunsty said:
I usually get the 'sleepies' after I wank.

^what tunsty said. So best to eat some light munchies first ;)
 
Incentive said:
I get the need to take a shower thing after wanking :rubbel:
Actually, that's a good habit to have, especially if you use anti-baterial soap. I typically wanked (and now "fluff," no climax, since I'm married) in the morning just before a shower. Get's rid of all the bateria and keeps me less tense for the rest of the day.

foxycougar said:
I usually want to do it again, lmfao
A lot of people do after going once, including myself. If my wife and I make love and I only have 1 climax, I typically like to climax again -- whether it's with or without her -- within 6 hours after the first.
 
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Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

poggy1 said:
I think them salted crisps they used to sell when I was a kid would be a good choice.You used to get a little packet of salt to put in the bag,then you had to shake it.
You could do this while wanking and they'ed be ready for when your done:1orglaugh

Or maybe a pot noodle would be good. Pour in the water and stir, then let it sit for a few minues. Do your business, come back and hey presto.....eat. :D
 
Re: Who gets the munchies after wanking?

I give you one good advice: do NEVER EVER wank after eating something that is covered with red pepper. :eek: At least not without washing your hands very carefully... ;)

And to answer the question: no, but I usually get the wankies after munching. :D

:hatsoff: Jackson
 
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Re: How do you masturbate?

Not this again... :eek: :helpme:
 
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