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Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
I had an incredible masturbatory experience the other night/morning that I had to write about.

I got home around midnight, logged onto freeones, and decided to purchase a trial membership to action girls.com to see the new Denise Milani photoset. It wasnt long before I was captivated by the Veronika Zemanova photos and movies on the site. Out it came, I undressed, and was in a Zemanova *zone*. I watched all the movies, went through all the videos, all the screencaps, signed up for her website, and went through all the content there. I printed out about a dozen of the hottest photos along the way. After edging and edging and edging, I looked up at it was 4am. I went to bed naked, hard as a rock, holding it with both hands, without cumming.

I woke late the next morning and went right to my computer, picking up where I left off, insatiably lusting for a couple more hours at the voluptuous, sexually arousing Veronika Zemanova. I printed out a few more photos, before staggering to the shower. After letting the room fill with steam, I covered the wet walls with her photos. I jerked off to her for a final half hour, in one of the most intense masturbation sessions of my life. It was a body numbing, mind blowing orgasm, and I sat on the floor of the shower for another 15 minutes, recovering.

(can't wait to cum to her today!)


GREAT fucking story, bro
 
Once in bed and another jerk session at the PC.
 
At my computer.
I wank so many times that I need a protective cover for it.:D
On my phone also.
I remember once I was at work at a car lot and was extremely horny,
So I was on break and hid inside one of the Dodge Caravan's around the back and was browsing some short clips on my phone.
There was a clip of Katsuni getting fucked real hard in the ass.
Then another clip of her getting DP. Then the clip that got me off was a facial she got.
She was telling the guys with her sexy accent to 'come in her mouth please'.
Hearing her say that made me...........:rubbel: right in the back seat of the caravan.
 
I had an absolutely unbelievable masturbatory experience to Linsey Dawn McKenzie last night that I wanted to write about.

Those that are big fans of LDM will know of a video she made with a girl named Alison (not her sister alison) called Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Alison Having Full Sex. Its about an hour long, and includes three scenes of her and this hot blond with a killer body having some softcore lesbian sex. The first scene can actually be seen at celebritymoviearchive.

Here are some screenshots of the three scenes:

Linsey Goes Down on Alison
Alison Rubbing Linseys Pussy
Linsey Licks Alison
Linsey Raises Her Hot Ass Into the Air and Dives Into Alison's Pussy
Linsey Gives Alison her Big Tits and Wants to FUCK HER

I've jerked off the Linsey Dawn about as much as any woman the last few years.

Anyways, the other night I was feeling really hot for her, and thought I would check out the video on celebritymoviearchive. Then I figured, why not find the rest of the video - the other two scenes. After a bit of searching, I was able to find a forum where somebody linked some rs-files. It took a while to find a converter for them, but it only added to the buildup. After about a half an hour minutes of working on it, I got my video.

And whoa, did she not disappoint. No hardcore lesbian sex, but lots of body rubbing, pussy rubbing, tit sucking, and pussy licking. This HOT blonde, and the voluptuous, arousing Linsey Dawn McKenzie, in all her bountiful breasted glory. I sat there watching - lusting after her - sometimes one hand on the computer, one hand on my dick - but most of time both my hands on my erect hard cock.

After around 45 minutes, I had printed out about 20 screenshots of the hottest moments in the video. I rose from my chair and spread them out over my bed. With the video still playing in the background, I stripped off my last bit of clothes, and stood there over my bed, gazing at the array of carnal, sexual images laid out in front of me. Placing my cumrag out over the sheets, I spread my legs and straddled the corner. My heart was pounding, my body was trembling and sweating. My hand and my cock moved back and forth as one, in an unstoppable rhythmic motion, covered with pre-cum. I moved from image to image, taking each one in in rapturous ecstasy; Linsey with her mouth open moaning in pleasure, the two girls locked in a 69, Linsey rubbing here tits into Alison's pussy, Alison sucking Linsey's tits, and so on, for a few more seemingly eternal minutes.

I couldn't take it anymore. The orgasm started out slow, with intermittent bursts. Then it came in a wave, a long pulsing force that continued for several seconds, and erupted all over. My body convulsed and rocked. Everything that was left inside came out. It came out to her, to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

I would love to fuck Linsey Dawn McKenzie. But jerking off to her is pretty f'ing great as well. I've been jerking to her for years - probably at least a couple hundred times by now.

That was the best one ever.
 
Hey, im new here... just thought i'd say hi!... my favourite porn star is Gianna Michaels.. (would love to give her a good rodgering).... (and cum inside her) Lol... im looking to find some new ideas for wanking, and how to get better orgasms, any reccomendations?
 
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