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[BNF]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

First off, hope this topic is ok for this site, not sure if it is. Anyway...
I was 15 and was watching a movie on hbo, i dont know who the girls were but it was a lesbian scene in the shower. SOOO HOT! I remember my parents had walked in the house a few minutes later and I was trying to "clean up" really fast. (good times..)

This is the topic of the thread, not whether or not it should exist.

 

[KungFuDude]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

I don't know, but it was around age 9.

I'm honestly amazed by that feat Voluptuary. Seriously. :thumbsup:

I don't think I was even aware girls were meant to be viewed in such a manner when I was that age. I salute you sir.

 

[4G63]

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First place I jerked off and came? Off the top of my head I'd say...

Seriously, off the top of my head, it was wild.

 

[Gordar]

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Don't remember how old I was, but I do remember it was in my bedroom. Sorry, nothing special here.

 

[jumbo_jim]

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I was fourteen and it was in my living room.

 

[Slate]

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I think I was about 13, and I found one of my dad's old pornos... Took the magazine and went to the bathroom. U know the rest.

 

[stek1983]

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my god, i remember.
was lay in bed watching Sylvester and Tweety (no, it had nothing to do with it, lol)
was 11 or 12

 

[member20672]

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Don't remember how old I was, but I do remember it was in my bedroom. Sorry, nothing special here.

Nothing special here either, ditto.:1orglaugh

Yet another attempt at stimulating conversation here at FO's:thumbsup:

 

[om3ga]

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can't remember, that event is lost in the mists of time.........:1orglaugh

 

[DontAsk!]

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See I was nervous I would attract this type of reaction. If you dont feel this is the type of thread is something you would feel comfortably talking about, please do not post, but this is a site for sharing, and if u dont want to put input on this particular thread, there are 1000 others that might spark your interest. Negative posts add nothing to the quality of this site, and even though u may want to voice your opinion, is it really worth your time to do so? Do you really want to debate if it is appropriate to discuss the first time you came on a porn site. Seriously, think about it. I merely thought it would be funny to recall on such a "fond memory".:thumbsup:

 

[N0Skill]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

i was 11 but the cums was just warm air my first cum.. i don´t remember that.. maybe i was 12 or 13...

 

[member2686]

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Your query is quite welcome (albeit a bit uncomfortable for most heterosexual men to ponder), but it has been asked many times before and there are many threads here about the topic of masturbation. They just haven't been merged yet.

Cheers! :thumbsup: :hatsoff: :nanner:

...I merely thought it would be funny to recall on such a "fond memory".:thumbsup:

 

[cabey]

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

in bedroom to a copy of 'Centerfolds' damn that was a good mag!!
My brother sure had good porno

 

[Incentive]

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I don't know, but it was around age 9. It was shortly after I had my first wet dream and I found myself rubbing on my bed and spewing as a result. I didn't know what I was doing at all (I was so fucking innocent/sheltered then -- this was the very early '80s).

My mother didn't tell me shit (just about the "birds and the bees" when she noticed my "leftovers"). So I relied on a few friends. I have a visual memory so if I saw a babe or picture (all non-nude, of course), I'd jack later that day. I jacked about every other or 3rd day since then -- and almost daily age 14+ (pretty much by the time I got to high school and saw all sorts of hotties).

Got the guts to get a Playboy (yes, I was that sheltered) after I got dumped by my longest girlfriend, and the rest is history:
http://profv.embranceproject.com/curveplay.html#PetraVerkaik

I didn't know you could get it out at age 9:dunno: My first was when i was watching a nikki nova vid

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

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I honestly don't remember. It was in my bedroom though im sure.

Why all the drama around the thread, even if you do think its a dumb topic all of us get laughs out of it anyway. Its threads like these that keep some of us laughing (at least it does for me). Id take a bunch of stupid funny threads anytime over threads about war politics and violence.
Trust me give it a little while and tunsty will be making another thread making fun of threads like these and everyone will get a laugh out of it.

 

[member20672]

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I honestly don't remember. It was in my bedroom though im sure.

Why all the drama around the thread, even if you do think its a dumb topic all of us get laughs out of it anyway. Its threads like these that keep some of us laughing (at least it does for me). Id take a bunch of stupid funny threads anytime over threads about war politics and violence.
Trust me give it a little while and tunsty will be making another thread making fun of threads like these and everyone will get a laugh out of it.

Well said qwerety:hatsoff: :thumbsup: And trust me, I've certainly gotten my laugh from this thread:rofl2:

 

[Asian Knight]

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When my friend showed me the best of sodomania DVD. Tiffany Mynx & Kitty Yung. *Rawr*.

Eeps, that was the last time I did it up to date. First was I guess was when I bought "In Trial" #1. With Savannah. It wasn't on a Savannah scene but the Christy Canyon scene. Where her char is alone at first and then she's with a lucky guy.

R.i.P. Shannon, we'll miss ya.

-AK-

 

[4G63]

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I think this is borderline illegal, talking about little boys masterbating.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

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I can't remember when I started, it was when I was younger than 10 for sure but I do remember the first time I ejaculated at about age 12 or so. Scared the hell out of me. I was looking at some old Men's mags that didn't even show nudity of any type. The orgasm was a lot stronger than I had ever felt before as well. Needless to say I upped the pace right away.

 

[DontAsk!]

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Great to see people sharing and laughing at the same time. Can't ask for more. Yah thats true I remember being really nervours when it first happened. Funny how we remember that sort of stuff.

Now even though I shouldnt respond, here is my last closing agruement.
Bottom line is just because you have the right to express your opinion, it sometimes can be enough that you simply have that right. It often becomes pointless to express your view, especially when the comment can only cause argruement, and nothing positive can come from it. Just my two cents I thought I share