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[Atlas 316]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I masturbate quite well, thank-you for asking.

 

[Imagine]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I masturbate quite well, thank-you for asking.

Like a god?

 

[drdeath67]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I used to use a feather but now I use the whole chicken!
LMAO J/K

 

[poggy]

Re: How do you masturbate?

With the instruction manual to make sure I'm doing it right:rofl:

 

[hallow]

Re: How do you masturbate?

With the instruction manual to make sure I'm doing it right:rofl:

omg lol

 

[juballs]

Re: How do you masturbate?

i dont, i have been saving myself for the right grip

 

[Max]

Re: How do you masturbate?

 

[USNinc]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I can really use any grip....but I'm a fan of the over hand follow thru.

Feels good but I look like I'm at a casino shooting dice.

 

[D-rock]

Re: How do you masturbate?

While standing up, I like to bend over backwards and reach both hands over my head and between my legs.

 

[foxycougar]

Re: How do you masturbate?

While standing up, I like to bend over backwards and reach both hands over my head and between my legs.

Lmfao, I'd like to see that....I gotta get a cam in your bedroom and bathroom :1orglaugh

 

[BigSwede]

Re: How do you masturbate?

As fast as I can.

 

[AndyHunter]

Re: How do you masturbate?

As fast as I can.

Me too! Before my mam catches me! :1orglaugh

 

[cabey]

Re: How do you masturbate?

mind your own business lol

 

[stek1983]

Re: How do you masturbate?

call me old fashioned but i use good old righty

 

[Jacksson_77]

Re: How do you masturbate?

With a little help from my friend Mary Hand. :rubbel:

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

Re: How do you masturbate?

i masturbate while wearing a full leather gimp suit, while my girlfriend stands over me, wearing a catholic priest's outfit and reciting poetry in a German accent. i use both hands.

 

[AndyHunter]

Re: How do you masturbate?

i masturbate while wearing a full leather gimp suit, while my girlfriend stands over me, wearing a catholic priest's outfit and reciting poetry in a German accent. i use both hands.

Sounds like a winner to me

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

Re: How do you masturbate?

it works for me

 

[wandaxexy]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I like verry much with the shower But the thing with german poetry sounds really exciting ! Too bad my bf doesnt know german!!!

 

[da_Sickness]

Re: How do you masturbate?

I didn't know masturbation came with a instructional manual. My god I think I have been doing it wrong then.