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Deeeze · Dec 30, 2005

Re: First Woman You Masturbated To

Charlie

I was watchin one of those shows on Playoby TV were they go to the Strip clubs.She and Tanya Danielle had the HOTTEST 3 mins I had ever seen plus Charlie pulled out her strap-on and started bangin Tanya.AWWWWWWW MAN. I still have that scene on tape till this day

Theopolis Q. Hossenffer · Dec 30, 2005

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Annette Haven. A long time ago, in a land far away.

Theopolis Q. Hossenffer · Dec 30, 2005

Re: First Woman You Masturbated To

I bought my first Playboy in June of 1965. Wore it out.

DaNess23 · Dec 30, 2005

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Alexis De Ville in the Cockateer lol. I had to look up the girl, but who could forget THAT classic.

Christy Canyon would be a very close second as well.

cabey · Dec 30, 2005

Re: First Woman You Masturbated To

bodie54 said:
She used to live just down the road a ways. Still might, actually. If I see her I'll tell her you and Cabey said hello lol ;-)

:1orglaugh :rofl:
while your at it ask her if she still has the titty tassles. <happy memories>

Member2019 · Jan 1, 2006

Christy Canyon

I had seen a few porno videos when I was earlier, but my first video alone was when I was 18 and it was a complation.
I hit a lesbo scene with Christy Canyon and I unloaded 4 times in an hour, I just couldn't stop oogling her.

As far as pictorials, I caught a scanned in picture of Stacy Owens in 1989 (I believe?) on UseNet.
She was riding a member reverse cowgirl and looking straight into the camera like "why isn't this your cock?"

Although not a pornstar, the woman I jacked off to the most, continually for 2 weeks, was 1989 Playmate Petra Verkaik after seeing her pictorial and centerfold.
I had just gotten dumped by my longest, thin girlfriend of 5 months, and I instantly turned to busty brunettes (thanx to Petra) and, ultimately, full figured women in general (as my first F cup girlfriend made me realize I was a full figured lover as much as bust).

Member2019 · Jan 2, 2006

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

AdmiralHutara said:
Yep...showing my age. I'd have to say it was probably Samantha Fox, but I dont really remember.

Oh, I guess mine would have been Samantha Fox too, in my early teenage years.
She was clothed, but it's not like her curves didn't come through.

Incentive · Jan 2, 2006

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I remember compeltety well.....Nikki Nova!!!!:nanner:

Its great to be back!

vashts80 · Jan 3, 2006

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Probably Jenna Haze.

Billyboy56 · Jan 3, 2006

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I'm pretty sure it was either Lois Ayres or Amber Lynn.

Zbigniew · Jan 3, 2006

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

That would have been Teresa Orlovsky.

I'm old, dammit.

bodie54 · Jan 4, 2006

Re: First Woman You Masturbated To

cabey said:
:1orglaugh :rofl:
while your at it ask her if she still has the titty tassles. <happy memories>

LOL! You mean the ones from that pre-Elvira movie she was in...wth was the name of that..."Working Girls" or something, right? OK will do. If she smacks me for asking I'll consider it a bonus ;-)

Actually I've asked around a bit this week and word seems to be she's no longer in this neighborhood :-(

Too bad; everyone seemed to find her a very nice person.

DontAsk! · Jan 23, 2006

Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

First off, hope this topic is ok for this site, not sure if it is. Anyway...
I was 15 and was watching a movie on hbo, i dont know who the girls were but it was a lesbian scene in the shower. SOOO HOT! I remember my parents had walked in the house a few minutes later and I was trying to "clean up" really fast. (good times..

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Member2019 · Jan 23, 2006

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

I don't know, but it was around age 9. It was shortly after I had my first wet dream and I found myself rubbing on my bed and spewing as a result. I didn't know what I was doing at all (I was so fucking innocent/sheltered then -- this was the very early '80s).

My mother didn't tell me shit (just about the "birds and the bees" when she noticed my "leftovers"). So I relied on a few friends. I have a visual memory so if I saw a babe or picture (all non-nude, of course), I'd jack later that day. I jacked about every other or 3rd day since then -- and almost daily age 14+ (pretty much by the time I got to high school and saw all sorts of hotties).

Got the guts to get a Playboy (yes, I was that sheltered) after I got dumped by my longest girlfriend, and the rest is history:
http://profv.embranceproject.com/curveplay.html#PetraVerkaik

Max · Jan 23, 2006

Re: Where and When did you first jerk off and cum?

This is just another crazy ass thread!

I think we should take this one and that other thread about sucking your own cock, destroy them. Then sit round the campfire and discuss our sanity and the ongoing antics of "wanting to know what other men do"

Sorry "DontAsk!" but these type of threads are all we seem to get these days!

Member2019 · Jan 23, 2006