StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I work a few blocks from the Reds Stadium and getting to work today was HELL!
I had to walk across the parade because I was late for work and the parade was in my way. At least the crowd got some entertainment when the wind blew my dress up. I just hope the news guy missed that one. Also, I had to directly disobey an officer by crossing the street because I was not about to walk another six blocks to go around the rabid, crazy and somewhat scary baseball fans. It was like the zombie apocalypse only all the zombies were wearing red.
Instead of groaning "Braaaaaiiiiiiinssss", they are cheering "Bruuuuuuuucccceeee". (Reds fans will get that)