LezFemmez
Banned
Huh, seems I've got to eat my words...well done Samantha Stosur, great match. You just gotta love those Aussies on the court...:bowdown:
2010 Tennis Thread (Grand Slams, ATP World Tour, Davis Cup)
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GregCentauro
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You can have Penis Williams. I'd rather see Shvedova's bones rattle over my naked body ... :dunno:
Anyway... Sammy Stosur looks sharp (thanks for the money, toots!
:kiss: ) I see her in the final against Dementieva. Elena's hamstring might be slightly dysfunctional, but it's a toss-up between those two.Jankovic has had tough matches against inferior players. I don't think she's swift enough to out-play Sammy. Schiavone is the dark horse. But if Elena stays healthy, she'll go through. She's more versatile all over. Who needs a good serve in women's tennis, anyway...
I don't care who takes it. Now that the Williamses are out, everything is jolly. :nanner:
^
Who cares about those grunts unless she's sliding up and down on me...:yesyes:
Are you ready to say goodbye to these tits :crying:
Nadal didn't play as dominating as I thought he would but he still beat Alamagro into submission :crash::thefinger
I'm sorry tits, but where we agree on women like Sarah Jessica and Campbell Brown we part here. There is just no way I can find that attractive. The muscles are WAY too big.
Be that as it may, Stosur will be an Aussie legend if she wins. She is the horse I am pulling for from now on. :hatsoff:
Who are you talking about--Serena aka MyDreama or Stosur aka Lady Nadal:eek:
Who ever said I was attracted to her? I just can't fucking stand Serena (or Penis, for that matter). Besides the fact that they come off as phony, arrogant a-holes, their grunts are just the icing on the cake.
I feel almost the same about Sharapova. Almost.
Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi! Stosur FTW! :thumbsup:
Men :
Soderling - Berdych
Melzer - Nadal
No more Federer, Djokovic, Murray, Roddick, Verdaco.
Del Potro and Davydenko are absent...
Nadal MUST win, Any other winner would be fucking lame
Women :
Stosur - Jankovic
Dementieva - Schiavone
No more Venus, Serena, Hénin, Wozniacki, Sharapova...
Ihope Dementieva will make it.
Clearly one of the poorst Roland Garros edition I've ever seen.
Soderling - Berdych
Melzer - Nadal
No more Federer, Djokovic, Murray, Roddick, Verdaco.
Del Potro and Davydenko are absent...
Nadal MUST win, Any other winner would be fucking lame
Women :
Stosur - Jankovic
Dementieva - Schiavone
No more Venus, Serena, Hénin, Wozniacki, Sharapova...
Ihope Dementieva will make it.
Clearly one of the poorst Roland Garros edition I've ever seen.
Lungzyn
Die For Me
If youre going by big name players not being in the semis and finals, wouldnt 2009 be just as bad then, if not worse? :dunno:
Davydenko has never made a GS final.
Sharapova hasnt been to a final in a GS since early 2008, and only got to the quarters once since then.
Also, Roddick sucks on clay, he was never going to be a major factor in the tournament.
Davydenko has never made a GS final.
Sharapova hasnt been to a final in a GS since early 2008, and only got to the quarters once since then.
Also, Roddick sucks on clay, he was never going to be a major factor in the tournament.
GregCentauro
Banned
You haven't seen the 1988 edition. (Graf v. Zvereva final 6/0; 6/0)
Jankovic and Dementieva have a razor-sharp game. Sammy is physically stronger than any player from the Nineties. I don't see why this year's semifinals should be inferior to anything we've seen during the tedious Eighties / Nineties.
You've ever seen? Okay, fine. But shit, I'd argue that the top seeds being knocked out is arguably indicative of a great major.
Women just suck : there no rel top seeds.
And about men, the probleme is now that the competition is over. Give the trophy to Nadal 'cause one of the 3 others could beat him this year. Last year, Sorderling made it because Nadal was injured. This year Nadal will have revenge !
About men, in 2009 you had the bir suprise (Soderling), the #1 favoritesine Rafa was out (Federer) the aready strong new-comer (Del Potro) and the Clay specialist (Gonzales).
There was still some suspens : will Roger make it an finally win Roland Garros, now that Rafa was out ? Or will this tournament will once more slip from his hands ? Wil it be won by a specialist of clay ?
And about men, the probleme is now that the competition is over. Give the trophy to Nadal 'cause one of the 3 others could beat him this year. Last year, Sorderling made it because Nadal was injured. This year Nadal will have revenge !
About women, you're right... in fact women tennis just sucks these years...
About men, in 2009 you had the bir suprise (Soderling), the #1 favoritesine Rafa was out (Federer) the aready strong new-comer (Del Potro) and the Clay specialist (Gonzales).
There was still some suspens : will Roger make it an finally win Roland Garros, now that Rafa was out ? Or will this tournament will once more slip from his hands ? Wil it be won by a specialist of clay ?
Besides, tits, you know better than to pick less-than-flattering pics. If Stosur is the "lady Nadal" then Serena should have her skirt pulled up to make sure her junk isn't a baby maker:
:nono:
They dare calling this women Tennis :dunno:Besides, tits, you know better than to pick less-than-flattering pics. If Stosur is the "lady Nadal" then Serena should have her skirt pulled up to make sure her junk isn't a baby maker:
:nono:
players (not to call them "women") such as Stosur, Rezaï, Mauresmo (hopefully, she's retired now) or the Williams should play in the men section.
LezFemmez
Banned
Her golden girly-girl dress is fuck awful, but she's not too shabby too look at. No Tatiana Golovin of course, but still pretty.
As for Serena, I'd fuck her in a heartbeat, coz she's got a pretty face and amazing boobs, but that doesn't mean I wanna see her play (read: listen to her scream) on court. Both Serena and Venus plus Sharapova should be banned from the tour, period.
I guess I'm not seeing why Stosur looks so manly here. She's a little ripped...a little, but she is not overly disgusting ripped.
No. They should just be fined or penalized whenever their grunts become obviously excessive. That would put an end to that real quick. They talked about how Sharapova tried stopping and her game went haywire. Well tough. If it's obvious you are trying to game your opponent you should be penalized. :2 cents: I think Seles was the first one to use that tactic (the loud grunt/scream).
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