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Elena Grimaldi. Fucking amazing.

After reading this thread, I still have a whole lot of throwin' up to do.

Oh I see. At least you recognized the proclamation that god provided him anything at all is merely conjecture and speculation at best.

The thought of my cock rubbing up against another guy's cock is just so hot, especially if that cock is black and over 10". That's just such a great feeling, my cock rubbing against a sweaty, vein engorged mushroom headed stick of flesh, with no natural lubrication, softness, or warmth to it...

what the fuck's that supposed to mean?

Hmmm, that story seems shaky at best. God's been a pretty busy guy supplying all those things to you because, in the order you listed them, here's who gave ME those things: My pot dealer, the internet, the grocery store, the internet (again), and most precious of all, my parents. That's what...

Sarah Palin

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20110504/us-bin-laden-geronimo/ fuck them.

The guys who write Maxim, and most of their readers, are fags.

Re: Online poker sites just got indicted... hope you guys dont have any $$$ in your a I just heard on CNBC the top 3 sites, Full Tilt, PokerStars, and Absolute, had an estimate combined value of $30 billion on thursday night, and are now worth less than half of that. ESPN (disney) earned over...

When I was 25 all I could do was drink, smoke pot, take qualudes, and end up in jail. I even had a college degree at the time but was just too damn dumb to do anything good with my life. Now, not too many years later (a lady never tells her age) I'm self employed, own a house and have no...

go fuck yourself.

that guy needs to shut the fuck up.

Re: Online poker sites just got indicted... hope you guys dont have any $$$ in your a Charges include fraud, bribery, and money laundering. Thank god my benevolent government has taken their money and shut them down so they can give trillions in tarp money and bailouts to AIG, Merrill Lynch...

Must you ask? Silvia Saint to me is the hottest woman alive.

yeah, what he said!

Why do people always say "he's better than dubya"? Although an untrained monkey eating his own shit is better than "dubya", I'd still rather have the monkey than Obama.

Given the current instability in the middle east, the "wild west" state of affairs in Russia, the United States insatiable desire to print money and our refusal to procure any of our own damn oil, just how high do you think crude oil will sell per barrel at the peak of the summer travel season...

Wow, they could save 5.5 billion over 30 years? SO WHAT? There was a study by our own government last week that found we could save 150 billion EVERY YEAR if the beauracrats would eliminate duplicituous jobs and programs. They're never going to do that either so why would we give another...

For not being a dillusionaly raging liberal who will side with Muslim donors while trashing his own countrymen with baseless lies and dispersions upon their character. If that undercover video by O'keefe (I think his name is, I'm not much into checking on things) doesn't tell you all you need...

Your point?

Unionized workers make up 12% of the work force in the US. You think the other 88% are working in some sort of awful, inhumane, unfair working conditions amid soul crushing poverty while eating bugs to stay alive? Wake up. It's not 1905 anymore.

Easy. You'll need a 7 gram rock, a bag of viagra, a couple video cameras and start hanging around 18 year girls from broken homes.

Fire away guy! and shoot the judge who lets him out while pot dealers and drug addicts get on average 3 times longer sentences than murderers and rapist. Shoot all the liberals too.

Nah, if she's been lucky enough to find two guys as good looking as me....:rofl:

I didn't know he was dead, he keeps putting records out. :dunno:

No. The "news" when it comes to world events is just about strife, conflict, religious atrocities, rising prices, and Justin Beiber. I'm sure all that shit constitutes only about 5% of everything going on. I'm optimistic that the other 95% going on in the world is cool shit like people...

NO. why would anyone put their phone number or address on facebook anyway? You're sharing that info with facebook (again, why?), why would anyone expect that a for-profit business wouldn't use any and all resources cultivated in the course of doing business to....make more profit by selling...

New Belgium Ranger India Pale Ale

gram of blow and a pack of smokes.

Hayden is north of the equator, so Hayden winters are not that hot at all.

there is no time the word "greatest" will ever be associated with the band Oasis. Sure, they're ok but....but nothing, they're ok, that's it.

when it comes to cutting the grass, I guess any of the Mexican porn stars will do

Shit. I could think I'm titty fucking her when it's actually dry humping her armpit, lick her belly button for half an hour thinking it's her clit, and tell her that her sweet breath reminds me of my Uncle Delbert's homemade whiskey.....and I'd still be better at fucking than robertstyle is at...

Yes, opinions are like run-on sentences. Everybody's got one and they all stink.

Why should the congressman cut of the questioner's penis?

While your methods sound, at least on paper, a little extreme, I agree with what you're saying.

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Cris Carter! A great American story of triumph over addiction and overcoming one's personal demons.

I'm a Roper fan too. Furley strapped on those skis and headed straight toward the shark ramp.....

lol omg.

nope, no one.

Re: Favorite Gothic/Emo Pornstars? Didn't know there were any. The whole concept of goth/emo sucks, it's unattractive, and it needs a fucking tan.

God we can only hope, in that shithole of a country.....

To answer your question, she'd be a tax accountant.

"Do you like bananas? Well, I got her number, how 'bout them bananas!?"

Obama, perhaps it's time for YOU to go too. You're a joke in the international community and you don't carry the gravitas of former presidents of the US, even that retard G.W. Bush. In the past 3 weeks, all you've done is echo the sentiments of the angry mob of protesters in Egypt, Wisconsin...

Gimme a 3 day password to your product and I'll consider voting for it. Unlike the millions of fuckhead Americans responsible for this commie bastard in the white house, I don't for something without first checking the facts.

I think...well, you see....nah, not getting involved.

No matter where he was born he's a narcissistic communist. And that's not very American.

The WSOP broadcasts basically only show the huge hands where some guy dominates another with 2 Aces vs 2 Kings, or the hands where the flush draw hits the river and the guys sucks out on the other guy that flopped a set of 9s for a HUGE pot. Those are about 5% of the hands in a poker...