Funniest Porn Scene

If I recall correctly it was pretty damn funny, but I can't seem to find it.

Nacho was screaming and whining so much I thought the camera man was ready to put down the cam and read Nacho's last rites...

Saw a lesbo scene with Celeste Star and Georgia Jones. They're in an office and of course everything in this office are props...Even the phone clearly has nothing plugged into it as Celeste Star makes her phone call...Everything is a prop except for apparently the fax machine on the desk.:1orglaugh

CS is on the desk and GJ is buzzing her tower with a vibrator....CS cums hard, backs her pussy away from the vibrator. In so doing she mistakenly hits her head on the fax machine causing it to start a transmission.:1orglaugh

She turns around and frantically tries to turn it off..Our distressed damsel successfully finds the "off" button, heroically rescuing a perfect scene from the "beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep" of a failed fax transmission.:rofl:
 
Even though I dont like Evan Stone,he is a comedian of sorts in porn.
There is one scene with him where he is the bath taking a shower,he has on a shower cap and is singing some type of song as he is bathing. Seeing him with the shower cap on and singing is pretty funny. But then Brittney Skye who is some sort of secret agent then enters the shower and points a gun at him and he starts screaming and freaking out. That part cracked me up.
 
Any porn scene where Lexington Steele is running around the set yelling and hollerin' like he's getting his balls drawn through an extrusion tool.:1orglaugh:rofl2:
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
I think it's funny. But I'm a bit off the wall, if you know what I mean, anyway, here is my question:

Why don't the clock's arms move in any of the porn videos that have clocks in them? .... (yes, the time never changes) - though the video is 25-35 minutes long.
 
What's the funniest thing you've seen happen in a porn scene?

I recall one scene with Nacho Vidal and some Euro babe where they were 69in' and she sucked Nacho off to where he shot his load. Actually he came in her mouth while she was sucking him and she kept sucking and swallowed his load. But the chick didn't let up and kept sucking him off. The guy was sounding like he was in pure agony while she was going at it. He starts screaming and howling like he's being murdered with a Girolle cheese scraper or something and all of a sudden he cuts a fart. The chick still doesn't let up for a second....pretty funny IMO.

Can't blame her, he has probably the best loooking cock in porn..handsome too.
 
Avy Scott taking pics before her scene and apparently Lexington Steele was late (how can you be late for fucking with Avy Scott on the menu??:confused::facepalm:)..

While posing with her legs up she takes her legs down in frustration and asks, "Umm, isn't the male talent supposed to be here for me???" (Photog mumbles something back)...She says, 'of course not, of course not but I want to fuck. I don't want to take pictures all fucking day'. Photog says, Oh, you want to fuck...A/S ..'yeah...can I fuck??' Photog: blah blah blah....A/S...'you could call him!!'
 
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