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*****, you fucked up, and you ain't gettin' none for a month. :hatsoff:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?656540-Pic-A-Day-Giveaway-Game-With-DLH&p=7244953&viewfull=1#post7244953 :thefinger

Surprisingly enough, you're the only one it WASN'T directed towards. See, with the pink letters you're allowed to do things like making consecutive posts. It was actually directed at some other people, one in particular, who makes a post to thank you for the new pics, another to wish you well...

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Translation: I wanna be mounted anally by the ***** first.

I had my tarot cards read last Friday. I'm not sure how accurate it would be because she was using a Mayan-themed deck of cards that she was unfamiliar with, so she didn't know what a few of them were. From what she did tell me it sounds like generalized, vague predictions that could apply to...

People, let me remind you of the rules of the board. If you have anything to add after making a post, USE THE "EDIT POST" BUTTON! Making several consecutive posts not only ******** the rules of the board, but it makes you look like an ass, and pisses off the moderator who has to come in and...

{AHEM!} :dotdot: I've read all of those. Good books. :thumbsup:

Actually, YOU might not believe how weird he is when he's NOT on the stage. -All the backstage lights have to be purple. -Sound check is completely off limits to anyone not in the band or on the touring stage crew (sorry merch guys, you're not cool enough to watch The Purple One...

Merry Christmas to you and Lola! :)

I got ***** for Christmas. :)

No, he doesn't! He thinks- oh, wait, I'm thinking of Cletus. Nevermind. :)

Sonofabitch! She disappears just when I win, and doesn't follow through on the prize. Story of my life. :(

Jesus was born in April. The reason for celebrating his birth in December is the symbolism that the savior is born toward the end of time.

No, he's not. Don't give him any illusions of grandeur.

*****, you're like a genital wart: you got here unsolicited, and you're here to stay. Happy Kwanza to you too. :)

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? It circles Uranus, wiping out Klingons.

Do I? Or do I. :elaugh:

Actually, if you wanna be technical about it, my ***'s grandmother was related to Kaiser Wilhelm. ;) Happy Christmahannukwanzadan! :hybrid:

Well, for starters, I've worked for about 95% of the bands already mentioned. Honestly, I've probably forgotten more shows than most people go to their whole lives. Every once in a while when I'm looking through my crew shirts, backstage passes, picks, or set lists, I find **** from bands that...

Wait, so what was this thread supposed to be about?

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, prosperous Ramadan, good Festivus, happy Kwanza, good Yule, and whatever else I missed. :hybrid:

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, prosperous Ramadan, good Festivus, happy Kwanza, good Yule, and whatever else I missed. :hybrid:

I'm making rib eye, scalloped potatoes, and creamed spinach right now. I'll get the lobster bisque going in a minute. By the way, I'm pretty buzzed at the moment. :)

I still, to this day, occasionally buy sets of Star Wars Legos. :)

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From how long ago?

Greg Centauro ***** getter?!? :wtf: I resemble that remark! :tongue:

Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving. :)

:ohsnap: *runs for cover*

That was EXACTLY what popped into my head when I read the thread title. In fact, since I thought this thread was gonna be about who people's favorite centerfold is, or something of that nature, I opened it with the specific intent of posting that song. Seems like you beat me to it. :)

I've heard ******** can be very tasty if they're seasoned right. :yummie: That's when the big hubbub happens, on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day is a day for cleaning up the mess from the night before. ;)

Where's the 'Diva on this poll?

I took these during the last eclipse in May. The cool thing about them is that the sun and moon were in the middle of the bright spot, obviously, yet my phone's lens saw it as a reflection in the clouds. If you click on them and then look at them in their original size you can see it better. The...

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So, will you ask for passwords? I'm not exactly clear on that. :confused:

Sieg heil! Wait, what?

Please tell me that's the half that drives a car. Please tell me it's not the Chinese half that drives.

What?!? I'm growing basil, oregano, tomatoes, and serranos! I was thinking of making spicy pesto chicken with sun-dried tomatoes for you. :angels:

Briana, would you like to come over for dinner sometime? I have some new recipes that you might like. They're made from fresh ingredients... :D

Define "good boy". :angels:

"I quote myself to let everyone know what a douchebag I am." (:douchebag:)

Are you looking for a fluffer? Because you'll find all the fluffers you can ever need right here in the Talk section.

Have you ever noticed how Indian food looks the same before and after? Just sayin'...

This guy would make Billy Bob Thornton's Santa Claus blush!

I mean, the poor guy's probably gonna be hungry after traveling many light-years to get to our planet. The least you could do would be to offer him some chow. I would probably take him to Tommy's Joynt. Hopefully he gets here on Sunday or Thursday, and he can try the lamb shanks. :) What would...

You just gave me an idea for a thread.

We love you too, Stan. What would our happy little dysfunctional ****** of perverts, degenerates, and weirdos be without you, our favorite disturbed scumbag? :lovecoupl

Oh, dear... :eeew:

She kinda has this angry bulldog look to her. I wouldn't wanna **** her off. :eek: :D Well, that answers the question that I DID text you. I just wanted to know if the world had ended in Ohio. Since I never heard back from you I figured Dawg had stricken down that hellhole on the shores of...