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You won't do it. Pussy. :thefinger

:uohs: Oh, dear...

209 Ha ha! Loser! :tongue:

What? I thought YOU were in charge of approving penis pics. Should he send it to Andrés instead? :dunno: :confused:

Most guys I know prefer small boobs. I think that anything past a C cup is too big in general. I mean, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against a full rack, but I like smaller boobs better. :)

:scream: DIIIIRK!!! :scream:

Is there anyone from Liechtenstein?

I keep telling him he would fare much better if he posted this **** in the Gay Talk section.

You have to pm the picture to Petra first to get her approval, seeing how she IS in charge of the board and all. ;)

Was it my butt, or was it yours? We were both pretty ***** that night.

Welcome aboard Taylor! Don't mind brodkill. He's just mad because he's inbred and has a tiny penis.

Meh, I don't have Twitter. :(

While I was running a truss spotlight for the Red Hot Chili Peppers: 25' above the stage while the show was going on.

Regardless of whether or not you understand or appreciate his music, he deserves recognition for the influence he had over music in general, and for exposing the world to his country's music. R.I.P. Ravi :hatsoff: Article

I'll look at them all day long, but I wouldn't actually want to be with one. Psychologically, there's rarely anything in common between me and someone who's almost half my age. Physically, I just think it would be creepy to bang someone who's young enough to be my ********.

Get a room.

Who?!? Never heard of it. Is it any good?

:yummie: Got any Ritz crackers for that?

I c wut u did thar.

Didn't you do the same thing a few years ago?

Dude, zdenka, you should really consider posting in another section that's farther down the main page. One that's just above "Members Only". Just sayin'...

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So, what were you in the hospital for? Super AIDS? :confused:

She's a near goddess to people who like música grupera. I've never been a fan of that genre, but I definitely know who this woman is. She has had much adversity in her life, both privately and publicly, and is a great example of resilience. She was recently asked about the problems in her life...

Do I smell a new Freeones contest? "Win Petra's cookies"? :D

Give your body joy Macarena, Because your body is to give it joy and good things, Give your body joy Macarena, Hey, Macarena!

I do, but, alas, both shows were sold out by the time tickets were available to the general public. I know I could probably get tickets there on the day of the show, but my German isn't good enough to haggle with scalpers, and I don't wanna make the trip to Germany without the certainty of...

You've outdone yourself this time. Even by your standards that's a terrible gif.

Oh, yeah, what were you in the hospital for?

I didn't say it wouldn't be hot to do a ******-******** threesome, I just think it's creepy that they would so openly do it. Also, most ******* would not want their ********* to do porn, just as most ********* would not want their ******* to do porn, but these two do it together. That's kinda...

No, but it is creepy. ;)

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There was a guy on my high school football team that benefitted from having a terrible picture on his driver's license. The guy's picture basically looked like Jar Jar Binks without the long ears. He got pulled over for speeding one day, and when he handed the cop his license, the cop looked at...

Only in 49 states. Good thing we have West Virginia to champion causes like this one. :thumbsup: :funnyshit: ...says the guy with a fetish for feet and trannies. :kettle: :tongue:

How about buying a space heater? You can get one of those parabolic heaters at Costco for about $60 bucks in the US. I would imagine you can also find them in Deutschland.

How about lightening up and getting a sense of humor for Christmas? I mean you giving everyone on the board that as a present. Just because someone posts something on Freeones doesn't mean they're entirely serious.

Florida? I'll bet they're from the panhandle.

:sing: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena, ¡Hey, Macarena! :sing: Wait, what?

Really?!? Well, sonofabitch! Here I was, thinking Gangnam Style was awesome. I mean, if it's on the interwebz it's gotta be true, right? :dunno:

John Lee Hooker - Wiskey and Wimmen

vodkazvictim :facepalm:

Did that guy really put an image of him getting teabagged in an elevator on his music video?!? :laugh: Also, what's with him rapping on the shitter??? :rofl: This is beyond fucking ridiculous. Is "gangnam" Korean for "douchebag"?

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I would get Kim Jong Un his pet unicorn so he doesn't cry at night anymore.

Are these cookies you're baking magic cookies? :joint:

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I think someone needs to watch a Golden Girls marathon while eating a half-gallon of Rocky Road ice cream. Would you like some Haldol to go with that too? :douchebag:

"BlueBalls' ******". That's grounds for getting your ass kicked.

I don't think his *** would approve of you baking cookies in her kitchen naked.