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Ya know, I'm kinda surprised Georgie's not doing better in the asshat contest.

Re: New Smilies Can we get one of an exploding head?

Looks like you're in luck today! I have an extra ticket. eYEgYVyBDuM :D

Have you ever stopped to get gas and coffee, and, when you get back in the car, you forget your coffee on top of the car and drive off? Same idea. You'll see it on Friday, sometime around noon. I can even give you a ride there if you'd like. Unless, that is, you've already made other...

Maybe a picture a week would work better. I wasn't only referring to her posting here, but also to the overall participation on the thread. It seems like the first few days there was more interest than there has been the last few days.

I prefer cellulose. :)

Mars and the moon are the same? Space travel is a sin? What a fucking maroon! Seriously, ass ari, what are you doing on a porn board? You think everything anyone does is a sin and they're going to hell for it. What about surfing the interwebz looking for graven images of whores of Babylon while...

I'm going to hell in a hand basket on a rocketship anyway. One more item on the list isn't gonna make any difference. ;)

Oh, dear... {Runs for cover} Methinks she not only missed the funny, but found it annoying. She doesn't exactly strike me as someone who would be amused by the usual douchebaggery and silly humor that are common in the Talk section.

Oh, pish posh. I've been looking at porn over half of my life, and my memory's as good as anyone's. What are we talking about, again?

Is it me, or does it seem like this contest has run its course? :dunno:

When people say spickot instead of spigot. There's a type of truss that's used in the entertainment industry that uses pins instead of bolts to connect to another piece called spigotted truss. However, most people refer to it as spickoted truss.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

:lovecoupl :kiss: So... You wanna go back to my place?

Well, yesterday I went to the store, made guacamole, watched 2 Lord of the Rings movies, and started cleaning my room. flylicker I never claimed to be smart. I merely asked her a question. Some people prefer dissonance, others don't. I wanna know which she is, and why.

What is your opinion of the increased use of dissonance towards the end of the Romantic period?

:yummie:

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:facepalm: Harley, how long have you been around? How is it that you haven't realized that squally's full of ****? Actually, I have some beachfront property in Nebraska that you might be interested in buying... :tongue:

That's a dude! :eeew:

I liked it overall, but there were bits that I thought were stupid, unnecessary humor. The scene where Bilbo's sneaking around the troll campfire had some stupid bits. The goblin king was pretty stupid. Other than a few bits of stupid humor I thought it was great. I wasn't fond of the idea of...

I don't have nipples. :( :uohs: :shy:

Hey, are you planning any more trips to SF to watch the Niners? Because, if you are, you're welcome to stay on my couch. Just putting that out there... :D

You know why Michael Jackson went to Ross? Because he heard that boys' pants were half off.

You know what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and is harmful to small ********, and the other is used to carry your groceries.

Dawg bless the men and women of traffic enforcement... :facepalm:

Not a person; a place.

A large part of the problem is that society has confused freedom for licentiousness, and has made them mean the same thing. Nobody has any kind of restriction because restrictions are unconstitutional and might hurt someone's feelings. If that happens there's always a lawyer who very...

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I'll tell you what's gonna happen next Friday: I'm gonna go to the Fillmore's Christmas party, and I'm gonna get *****. :****:

Your powers of observation astound me. ;)

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Uh, I don't see why it would be in Politics. It's a news event, not political bickering. Besides, I never go into the Politics section.

I really have no words to express the disgust I feel. Up to a point I would understand why someone would shoot somebody he had an altercation with, but ****? Really? Why? Story

From the post you just quoted:

Glad I could be of service, sir. :hatsoff:

Damn. I was born outside the US, but my ***'s ****** has been American all the way back to the Mayflower, and I still can't be president. Guess I'll have to find solace in using my Mexican passport to go to Cuba... ;)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey :thumbsup:

I can attest to that. :)

I don't think it's so much that he likes me. It's just that he sees the beauty of replying to a quote from a fairy tale by quoting another fairy tale. :hatsoff:

Can someone born on an overseas military base run for president? Because those of us with American certificates of birth abroad aren't eligible. Not that I'd be interested in it anyway. Just curious.

:wave: It's a dude with an unhealthy fascination for big dicks. I'm not sure if he's closeted, or if he's out and is just flamboyant about it.

....in that exact same order.

6 kitchens in the house? How many meth labs does it have? You beat me to the punch. ;)

:scream: {YAWN!!!} :scream: Teal deer. I'll bet the story is about yet *ANOTHER* one of this guy's small dick friends who gets into some zany small-dick capers and it results in him being humiliated for having a small dick. Add to that the plot twist that the *********** was done by some guy...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.... - Dr. Seuss, Oh! The Places You'll Go!

You mean those cracked out hoes you were smacking around the other day? You should feed them every once in a while.

It's a little tight around the midsection. My gut's getting big. :****: :baconsalt:

I wear black shirts 95% of the time, and my belly button lint is... Hang on... Bluish-black. Go figure. :dunno:

What?!? How is that possible??? Who's the **** stain with the balls to nominate Ronald for ass hat of the year??? :D