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  1. gunslingingbird

    Honestly, are you going to actually vote in the 2013 Mrs Freeones contest?

    I have yet to participate in a Miss Thingamabobber contest, and this year ain't looking good for my first time. ;)
  2. gunslingingbird

    How old is everyone here?

    <-- Whatever it says there. Are you referring to me? Why, thank you! :lovecoupl Jesus fucking dogshit, you are old! Tell us a story! Tell us about when you used to walk 40 miles in the snow to get to school. :D You mean you're getting senile already?
  3. gunslingingbird

    Pic A Day Giveaway Game With DLH

    DCLXVI :elaugh:
  4. gunslingingbird

    Ze Fweewons sux lately, but it iz still kinda ze best.

    Really? You're gonna bump this to post a fucking smiley? :facepalm:
  5. gunslingingbird

    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Congratulations, you're qualified to coach the New York Jets!. In fact, are you sure your name isn't Rex? :suspicious:
  6. gunslingingbird

    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    Pssht, are you kidding me? I am an ass! :)
  7. gunslingingbird

    Wow... does this mean I made it?

    Here's your congratulatory thread. There's no need to start 20 threads about the same subject.
  8. gunslingingbird

    What city skies would look like without light pollution.

    You know what's the longest bridge in the world? The San Francisco Bay Bridge. It connects Africa and Fairyland. ;)
  9. gunslingingbird

    Which members do you feel would be good mods?

    Ha! I knew Andrés was hired to be your bitch!
  10. gunslingingbird

    What city skies would look like without light pollution.

    In my defense, I've been on the Golden Gate exactly twice. I live in the East Bay, so the only views I get of it are from afar when I'm on the Bay Bridge.
  11. gunslingingbird

    Which members do you feel would be good mods?

    It would be considered a conflict of interest. It might lead to speculation about how objective you can be in the case of someone saying things against you as a model. Or people might think that you're biased if you moderate a dispute between a regular member and another OCSM. I'm not saying you...
  12. gunslingingbird

    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    If moderators could be OCSMs, would you want me to be one?
  13. gunslingingbird

    >>> 2013 Moderator Search! Want to moderate the board? Look inside!

    Guess that leaves squally out...
  14. gunslingingbird

    >>> 2013 Moderator Search! Want to moderate the board? Look inside!

    And you speak from your vast 3 days' worth of experience as a moderator before you threw in the towel, right? :facepalm: ... Or a god damn hypocrite....
  15. gunslingingbird

    Evalynn Lee :// Official Mega Thread (Photos Inside!)

    'Allo there! You're pretty. :lovecoupl
  16. gunslingingbird

    2012 in 4 minutes.

    You mean the USA isn't the world? :surprise:
  17. gunslingingbird

    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    Are we gonna have hockey this year?
  18. gunslingingbird

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?661011-Probably-going-to-kick-myself-for-this-ask-me-any...

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?661011-Probably-going-to-kick-myself-for-this-ask-me-anything!&p=7255697&viewfull=1#post7255697 :goodpost:
  19. gunslingingbird

    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow? :D
  20. gunslingingbird

    Which members do you feel would be good mods?

    I think dirk, *****, Diva, Rey, BlueBalls, EricLindros, bodie, Jagger, Ulysses, edirons, Briana, and jinxy would all make good moderators, regardless of whether they're interested in the job or ineligible. Any of them would be a FAR better choice than some of my esteemed former colleagues were.
  21. gunslingingbird

    What city skies would look like without light pollution.

    Heh heh, that picture with the Golden Gate is backwards; looking at the city from the bridge, San Francisco's to the left, not to the right. :1orglaugh
  22. gunslingingbird

    So did you notice yet?

    Will I find your phone number, or do I actually have to ask you for it?
  23. gunslingingbird

    Pic A Day Giveaway Game With DLH

    Three hundred and *******
  24. gunslingingbird

    So did you notice yet?

    The logo replaced by a ********* bottle? Did Maurice (:rofl:) get overthrown in an office coup and Regina is now in charge? Did Petra finally wash that mug on her desk? :confused: :dunno:
  25. gunslingingbird

    Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the toilet?

    You and me both. I'm still not certain someone didn't hack his account. :suspicious:
  26. gunslingingbird

    So did you notice yet?

    Notice what? That you're wearing a skirt? I thought that was normal.
  27. gunslingingbird

    >>> 2013 Moderator Search! Want to moderate the board? Look inside!

    Hey! How dare you put me in the same category as those two! :cussing:
  28. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    Or any other **** foreign to California. I love trying new beers. :) :drool2:
  29. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    No. I'm exchanging **** with Dirkus. If there's any **** in California that you can't get in that hellhole where you live I'll be glad to send some to you in exchange for some good **** you might have over there that I can't get in California. Deal? No, you're not. I've tried it before, and I...
  30. gunslingingbird

    2013 New Years Resolutions

    Yesterday I slacked, but today I've been using the MyFitnessPal app to track my food, and I went on a short hike before work. :)
  31. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    Only if you're willing to send back some Yuengling. ;)
  32. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    Tell ya what. If you give me an address (home/work/neighbor/P.O. Box/whatever) I'll ship you some. You might have to rewritten the box with some of this Yuengling that I keep hearing about, though. ;) Oh, sorry. I didn't realize that. :o
  33. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    I can vouch for the Mississippi Mud. Yeah, you don't get the expected separation, but the flavor is actually pretty good. Spoken like a true amateur drinker. :facepalm: I don't understand why anybody drinks anything JUST to get *****. The whole point of **** is to experience the flavor.
  34. gunslingingbird

    Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the toilet?

    Only when I cough. It's quite refreshing on a hot summer day. :)
  35. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    As squally said, it's **** in a bottle. Seriously, they're lagers. Here's to another 18,000 posts of Sabrina Deep brown nosing, Mr. Internet Romeo. :facepalm: /:douchebag:
  36. gunslingingbird

    Your first day at work after NYE

    Sounds way better than my job. Wanna trade places someday? :D I had to work on New Year's Eve. In the last 8 years, I think there has only been one time when I didn't have to work on New Year's Eve.
  37. gunslingingbird

    Your first day at work after NYE

    I dunno; I don't have to be there for another hour or so, but I predict it'll be just another day in paradise. Same ****, different toilet.
  38. gunslingingbird

    Dont you **** not being able to *****?

    Anytime, babe. :drawheart:
  39. gunslingingbird

    >>> 2013 Moderator Search! Want to moderate the board? Look inside!

    That's right. Moderators are unbiased and respectful to everyone on the board. *snickers*
  40. gunslingingbird

    What your choice of **** says about you (pic)

    I'm a **** snob, and my **** preference changes several times a day. Does that mean I'm schizophrenic?
  41. gunslingingbird

    >>> 2013 Moderator Search! Want to moderate the board? Look inside!

    Damn. Does this mean you're gonna sacrifice the Canidiot? Also, has anyone seen Lungzyn lately? :suspicious:
  42. gunslingingbird

    [SOLVED] who is this

    Damn. Solved before I could even approve the thread. :clap:
  43. gunslingingbird

    Aliens or god(s)

    Don't worry, I got yer back. :thumbsup:
  44. gunslingingbird

    Pic A Day Giveaway Game With DLH

    Four hundred and thirty two You won't do it. Wuss. :tongue:
  45. gunslingingbird

    Who or what is Animus Fox?

    No, you're thinking of the other fox. You know, fox ellipse us. :eek:
  46. gunslingingbird

    Happy nude year! :party:

    Happy nude year! :party:
  47. gunslingingbird

    Happy nude year! :party:

    Happy nude year! :party:
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