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Just come by dirk's house next Tuesday.

Not entirely true, my dear *****. There's a species of monkey, NOT the Bonobo, where males bring food, or pick fleas off a female other than their partner's back in exchange for sex. In San Francisco, that's a verb. :eek: :nannerf1:

Who's that chick in the picture?

Putaine! Tu est retourné! Bienvenu encore, mon ami! :wave:

I fucked Sarah Shine for $250 an hour. :)

There used to be an English restaurant not too far from here. It served bangers and mash, shepherd's pie, fish and chips, and such. :)

Been arguing with the blow up doll again, *****?

Very. I was quite looking forward to the festivities. :( Translation: I took vodkazvictim to MCdonald's, and he ******** me anally. :nannerf2:

Just out of curiosity, have you ever considered having a contest like Domino's, where you bake cookies for the winner? I'd love to have some of your cookies. :yummie:

That was a decent flick. I didn't think anyone remembered it, nor cared enough about it to remember its release date. Thanks for the reminder, Brian. :spin:

Wow! And I thought all the really good topics were already accounted for! :sheep:

I think prostitution itself should be legalized. It would set parameters for working conditions that people (not just women) who do it for a living would operate under, including free will to participate, **** and disease testing, etc. What SHOULD be *******, and would be much easier to control...

Maybe his wife can get him a strap-on for Christmas. :hybrid:

Back off, bitches! If this guy doesn't claim his prize I'm banning all of you so you can't respond to her and she has no choice but to make ME the winner. :elaugh:

No idea. Traditionally my *** always made turkey, my grandmother made bacalao (which is dried cod in tomato sauce with olives, capers, potatoes, and herbs), my great-aunt made romeritos (strips of cactus leaves in black mole with shrimp and rosemary), my aunt made some sort of macaroni salad...

What a disappointment today was. I was looking forth to the festivities. :(

What?!? No ****?!? I won??? How did that happen??? I demand a recount! {SHUT UP, DUMBASS!!! Maybe she won't notice that she fucked up the count!} Oh, right, thanks Holly! Woo hoo! I won something! Wait, what did I win, again? Was this the one for the Margaritaville blender? :dunno:

Gonna go make one of them when I git home tonight. :glugglug:

Are you referring to the aftermath? Because I hardly think of getting fire ass as good ****, but whatever makes you happy. :flame: :booty: Fuck yeah, it is! Whenever I have one of those Cup O' Noodles things I have to pour, like, a good quarter bottle of Tabasco sauce in it to taste good. I've...

You know what I heard the other day? Skrillex used to be a metal drummer in some pretty hardcore band, but then something happened where he fucked up his wrists and wasn't able to play drums or real instruments anymore because of the strain on his wrists, so he started DJ'ing. Last year he made...

For anyone interested in free online books, check out http://literature.org/ and http://www.gutenberg.org/. They're both free online book repositories with a bunch of books from the list.

Mein Kampf ;)

*****, can I marry you instead? It's now legal in 18 states. :lovecoupl

I'd probably do something stupid involving the cute cashier supervisor at Costco, whipped cream, several **** *******, and a whoopie cushion. I'm not sure what that would be, but I'm sure I would come up with something. :)

No ****?!? When did that get there???

Are you still fixing to leave in 250 posts?

Is this your attempt at humor? Because not only is it not funny in the slightest, but it's inconsiderate of what others have to go through. Where is your dawg that your fairy tales talk about? Why doesn't he do something about how these people live? A better question for your self-righteousness...

I got to 550 before my phone decided to click on something, and when I went back it started at the top, so I couldn't get to the bottom of the list. Of the ones that I got through, I've read 20, and started another 7. I really should pick up reading again. I used to read at any spare moment I...

What part of Michigan are you from? I mean, what part of the hand? I have a friend who's from the middle of the Thenar region, slightly toward the metacarpophalangeal joint. :)

:surprise: You?!? A ******??? Quick! Someone call ***** protection services! :shocked:

I got some kind of ghost pepper sauce at Cost Plus that's totally KILLER (especially half an hour after consumption)! :flame:

A Buddy 125. :cool:

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

That's quite a story. It's sad that someone would let himself fall so low and hurt those around him like he did. If this isn't the best example that money doesn't fix everything, I don't know what is.

If you were an ******, what would you be, and why?

He read what?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Am I too late to put my name in the hat?

Thanks for the narration, everyone! Now I don't have to open the link. :)

Won't open on my phone.

I plan to get back to eating moderately like I did for the first 6 or 7 months of this year. Doing that, I lost about 35 pounds. I slacked and stopped watching my caloric intake, and I've gained 9 pounds.

Old news. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?660800-And-I-Thought-It-Was-The-Weed

Those are pretty cool. I do some of those already, but I'll have to look into the others. :) By the way, to find the end of a roll of tape you don't need a bread tab. Just bend the tip back underneath itself. That's called a courtesy tab, and it's also useful when you're gonna be peeling tape...

:scream: M12!!! :scream:

Oh, to have taken you home that night... :drool2:

Oh! I just thought of one that just drives me fucking apeshit: effect and affect are NOT interchangeable, for fuck's fucking sake!!! :cussing:

This thread is fucking disgusting! I'm slightly aroused.

I don't have any bananas. :(

Indiana Jones or Back to the Future?

Tru dat. Tru dat.