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Happy nude year! :party:

Happy nude year! :party:

Happy nude year, Your Cuntness! :party:

It's that guy Ron Dangler. The guy who started a thread asking if it was ok for him to use a picture of his dick as an avatar. Also, cunt flap.

What a treat! :facepalm:

Well, since 2012 has gone the way of the Mayan calendar, I see no reason to keep this open. Happy new year everyone! :)

You were babysitting on New Year's?!? Was it for the boss?

No, but these are part of my repertoire. ;) RLHR8zaEsA8 IFRc6XoIjU4 WrKhzbt7XLc And I'm working on this PGsptWdzROE I figure they might help a bit. ;)

I've never had that problem.

Just inside one of your nostrils.

Who's balls are you gonna watch drop?

Oh, fucking WAH! I've had a cold since Saturday. I had to load in Primus yesterday, and I have to go load them out tonight. Not only am I sick, but I'm working on New Year's.

Sounds uncomfortable. Did you ever get burns on your ass from it? Sounds like SOMEONE has poor aim.

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No, no, I mean best ass. I can't think of anyone else who plays the part of an ass better than you do. :clap:

I noticed that you excluded yourself by saying "best butt" instead of "best ass".

I wish I had an important person in my life. :(

That was at the Cow Palace. I have coworkers who were working that show.

I was at that show. It was at the Fillmore. In fact, you see that spotlight on James? You know who was running it? :wave:

True story: When I was a teenager, my dog would always sit under the desk when I did my homework. At times, she would suddenly just bolt out and run away. Just as I would start to wonder why she had run away, the smell of buttered popcorn would hit me. To this day, I still **** popcorn.

I'd be happy to play something for you to fall ****** to. :lovecoupl

I don't know if she did, but I know I sure did.

Oh, sure, blame it on the dog, why don'tcha?

All hail the mighty hedgehog! :bowdown:

If you could take STDiva anywhere, where would you take him?

I soaked cubes of head cheese in jalapeño vinegar to snack on before Christmas dinner. I snacked on it the whole time I was cooking dinner. Fast forward to after dinner, when the head cheese made me bolt for the nearest bathroom, I could've sworn I was birthing angry hedgehogs. After 2 hours in...

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My balls itch. flylicker

These aren't necessarily new, but they're the best of this year for me. Show - Either Ramms+ein or Nightwish Restaurant discovery - Vancouver Alpen Club **** - Either Claro de Luna or Coyote Personal achievement - Losing 35 pounds Book - This is Your Brain on Music Movie - The Hobbit: An...

Earl Scruggs died this year. Jenni Rivera died a few weeks ago. Norman Schwarzkopf died last week. I'm sure I'll think of others.

Ok, so, anyone who knows me knows my extreme anti-Chinese sentiments due to their blatant disregard for human rights. I would rather pay twice as much for something, or go without it altogether, than buy something stamped "Made in China". This is proof that my sentiments are not unfounded. Here...

Have you tried sublingual melatonin? It's not a ****. Melatonin is a substance that the body produces naturally to fall ******. When your body doesn't produce enough, you can take it orally. Basically, you put a pill under your tongue and let it dissolve, and within 10 minutes you're out cold. I...

Ok, I'll try to make a list, though it will be incomplete, as I've forgotten half the bands I've seen. It'll probably take me a little while, so bear with me.

Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could, indeed, chuck wood?

R.I.P., General. :hatsoff:

You mean Hootie and the Blowjob?

Maybe she's trying your suggestion and is currently beating the bishop.

Welcome back. :wave:

She didn't answer my question about the hand. :(

I got some from your ******, thank you. I'm not sure if they're Dungeness, though.

This is Hairball. He's one of my coworkers. :hatsoff:

Dude, you really are in the **** house, aren't you? Two threads about it on the same day? Outlook bad, my dear *****.

If he's lucky. She might have him wait until after March Madness. Those blowup dolls can be mean, you know.

Would you expect anything less from me? :D

You like that picture? I thought I'd include you in it. Sort of as a consolation prize since you didn't win. :D

Doesn't matter. You still ain't getting laid before February.

Which one? The one with the LED tile wall? Gawd, that guy's a douche!

Fuck her! She's a cunt!

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