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I think dirk's a pussy, but it has nothing to do with his career choice. :)

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I'm sure we can make an exception in the case of vv's suicide. ;)

Pictures and a video, or I call bullshit. :bs:

People here masturbate?!? That's dirty! :eeew:

Eat a bag of dicks, troll. If he did, that would be the first complete idea he would write on Freeones. I would probably nominate it for post of the week.

Oh, dear. I hope he knows not to drop the soap... :nannerf2:

Who pissed in your Cheerios? And, for the record, I only look at those things for informational purposes. As soon as my eyes leave the bulletin board I've forgotten all about what **** are missing from where. :)

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He's German. Those guys are French. :frenchman

How about :scream::rubbel::scream::rubbel:? Where is the canuck? Has anyone seen him lately? :dunno:

Jacques - "Eh, Patrice, eez zat zee building we were supposed to tear down?" Patrice - "Uh, Aye zinc so. Eet says here remove big building, raze small building." Jacques - "Putaine de mèrde, how do wee raze ze building, eef eet will not start running?" :brick: Story

Not sure what I'm less surprised by: the fact that some scumbag is trying to parlay his way out of getting executed by feeding his face, or the fact that it happened in Ohio. :facepalm: Story

You forgot Charles Mingus. You need a bad ass bassist to have a bad ass show. ;)

What's that, beating off in front of a computer behind the counter of a jack shack?

...what did you wanna be when you grew up? Was it a fireman? An astronaut? President? What? I wanted to be a paleontologist. I was always fascinated by dinosaurs. :)

:brick::brick::brick::brick: How's that?

And you thought I was full of **** when I nominated him for Asshat of the Year because all he does is spam the board with bullshit. Not only that, but of late he has developed an affinity for bumping pointless or outdated threads just to post another one of his customary stupid posts. If the...

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The only thing you beat was your meat. Even the system recognizes that my post came first, hence the order when I merged the threads. :tongue:

He was an innovator, and a great pianist. Jazz, and music in general, lost a bright star today. Swing in peace, Dave. :hatsoff: Article

So, was there a winning number last night, or was the contest just a devious ploy to get people to join a video game channel? Hmmm... :suspicious:

I have a PS2. I bought it the day after PS3 came out. :)

I'm not voting unless Regina posts a picture of her tits (I would say Petra, but that's already proven futile in the past). :boobies:

I asked for your phone number, and instead you gave me the number for a Domino's Pizza. :(

Hear, hear! :glugglug:

Because I don't own a PS3, jenius. :facepalm:

Mine was given "because you agreed with mayhem". The moron can't even come up with something better than "i know you are but what am i" (lack of capitalization and punctuation deliberate for authenticity purposes) when he gives negative rep. You believe The Powers That Be actually made this...

You've got webbed toes, huh? ;)

Well, Hondarobot was ****** a couple months ago, so he shouldn't be in the running. Jdouchepa closed his account yesterday, so he doesn't need to compete either. I suggest you revise your list, because a third of the contestants are not eligible.

Bunch of fucking savages! You're seriously gonna build a fucking road where someone lives. How about building around it?!? And the homeowner, you see that these fucking morons are enclosing your house in their road, but you don't move. Hello, get a clue! The ones driving on that road are gonna...

Québécois :drool2:

Yeah, but at least your threads had the added shock value of the ********* penises.

Pidgin :banana:

If I could live somewhere where it's cloudy/foggy/rainy/overcast year round I'd be as happy as a pig in ****. I live about an hour east of San Fagcisco. Here, we get a little bit of rain in the winter, and it's a fucking blast furnace in the summer. It's not as bad as Arizona in the summer, but...

That's not necessarily a bad thing. Cream floats to the surface. **** foam floats to the surface... ;)

You're a post-count spam troll. Oh, you mean we weren't having a state-the-obvious contest? I'm sorry.

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What, you mean the blatant disregard for traditionally established rules? ;) By the way, I'm not ignoring your earlier response, I just haven't been able to listen to the examples you posted.

Schoenberg wasn't a classicist; he developed serialism into what is known as the twelve-tone technique, where no one pitch is more important than the other eleven in the octave. A pitch cannot be repeated until the other eleven have been played, hence the lack of tonal centers.

Just to illustrate my point:

Not as if you ever left, as is evidenced by the posts I made of your board status, which, unbeknownst to you, any moderator or administrator can see when he clicks on your profile. Even if you're in stealth mode, we can see when you were last logged in, or what thread you're looking at. I only...

Eh. Schoenberg was never really my cup of tea. I can totally understand where you're coming from, but it's a bit too far out there for me. I like listening to something where at any given moment I can find a tonal center. Lack of one leaves me feeling empty and overall dirty. Also, about the...