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I got some blue boxers with skid marks, if you want them.

Nope, no one out here but us chickens. :chickendance:

That, my friend, is an ancient secret which is only revealed when you achieve the 33rd degree of Masonry.

http://www.kidsinsandbox.info/

Tea cake? I thought we called them teabags. :confused: :dunno:

I'm printing this out and keeping a copy of it with me at all times from now on. You never know when it'll come in handy.

Teal deer... Also, the fucking loaf is back! :thumbsup:

I don't think you'd like seeing her doing the ***** dance; she doesn't have the right equipment for you. :flaccid:

If I was lucky enough to be that close to your pussy, I'd consider it an honor to get slapped by you. :)

Did you set it up in your living room?

Have you ever seen that bottle dude video? That's some scary **** right there. :eek:

How much is shipping and handling from St. Louis to California? :D

That depends. What do they do with their belly button lint?

¿¡¿Qué tienes caca en el ano?!? ¡Pos, limpiate, güey! :tongue: :booty:

You want nudity in public places? Go to San Francisco. It's fairly commonplace to see weirdos walking down the street doing the ding-a-ling. Hey, fuck you! I'm Mexican! How dare you compare me to ass ari?!? :cussing: :mad:

"Money can't buy me love." -Paul McCartney "Ass ari is a douchebag for quoting himself in his posts." -gunslingingbird

If you could go back to any point in history, where (or rather when) would you go?

I see a potential Oral-B commercial here... You sure that wasn't Andrés?

PENIS!!! I'm sure dirk will appreciate this post. :)

He's thinking of Wang Hung Lo.

Re: 2013 Oscan Nominations You're calling me a troll?!? Anybody mind telling me what's wrong with this picture??? :kettle: :troll2:

How about Imodium vs. Tylenol? That would be quite a conundrum under the right circumstances.

Re: 2013 Oscan Nominations The Hobbit got robbed. It should be nominated not only for best picture of the year, but of the last 10 years. :mad:

I moderate this board, and piracy and affiliated sites are heavily frowned upon here. In fact, discussing it is grounds for getting the boot from the board. Welcome aboard, and enjoy your stay. :wave:

Well, my answer is steak, but since this is a zdenka thread, the correct answer is comically ginormous penis. :wave: You rang?

Well, I've been blacklisted since October, so things are a bit rough these days, but I'm apparently off the list, so work is starting to pick up for me. 2 months too late, though, as our busy season is from mid-September to mid-November. Other than that, I'm still going to school, and I was...

Are you comparing him to brodkill? Or are you saying that brodkill already lowered the standards enough that hiring ***** wouldn't make a difference? Or maybe you mean that you'd like to see brodkill be a moderator again? Or perhaps you'd like brodkill to mount you anally? :confused: :dunno:

Does it have to be brown?

By the way, I meant Barney Fife, not Barney Gumbel. :o :facepalm:

Haven't seen you around in a while. How are things in the great white north?

What makes you think he isn't? :kettle:

Sorry, dude. I didn't know you were gonna be home that night. I'll be more subdued next time. One time I nearly suffocated AND had my nose broken at the same time. I'm used to having my head pushed into her pelvis when she cums, but this particular girl was apparently having one hell of an...

Can't be any worse than the current bunch of yahoos with the job.

You should get M12 to be your wingman.

*ahem!*

I've heard that one before, and I just keep going. I don't usually stop until I feel her shivering and she's using her thighs as a vice on the sides of my head. :)

Mmm... Ika... :yummie:

The longest I've ever gone down on a girl was about an hour and a half. My neck was REALLY sore the next morning and my tongue was cramped, but she ***** like a log that night. :D

Would a picture of my tits suffice?

You're welcome.

Who's that charming fellow? Part of the Dirk ******?

Done.

Lurkingdirk sent des petits pénis, et des gros pénis aussi. Ça c'est la vraie absolue.

Lurkingdirk est un petit penis. Ça c'est tout.

Ha! I knew it!

Il n'y a rien mal avec ton idée. Je ne parle pas français assez bien pour parler avec quelqu'un autre, mais je bien voudrais le pratiquer. ;)

:douchebag:

I learned that a long time ago. That guy's full of ****. :1orglaugh You're hired! :clap:

I can get you all those parts, but you'll have to put it all together, and you'll also have to dispose of the unused parts. Sausage, anyone? :elaugh:

:( She used to be one of my favorites. Now I wouldn't fuck her with dirk's dick.