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You seem to be very keen on the idea of women strapping on fake dicks and fucking guys with them. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

Why is it horrible? Because you and your fellow fairy tale believers feel intimidated that there should be a powerful institution in the world that doesn't require its members to believe in rabbits that lay eggs? Because you're jealous that we're part of a fraternity of our own free will and...

:eek: On second thought, nevermind. She'd probably whip my ass.

Hmmm... Looks can be worked around. What about the one in the military? Where's SHE stationed? Anywhere near, oh, I dunno, Northern California? :D

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Teabagging

******? You have a ******? Does she look like you? Is she single? Just wondering... ;)

Meh. My body's usually done ******** after 5 hours.

Denver?!? Why Denver? I mean, I guess it's a step up from St. Louis, but why Denver?

A tad stressful. I'm waiting to hear back from a potential landlord. I really hope I get the place. It's a totally kick ass one bedroom in a decent part of Oakland.

:kiss: :wave:

One that isn't so outwardly apparent, but I think everyone would agree on, is the charter of the Grand Lodge of Free and Accepted Masons of England. That was the starting point of modern day Freemasonry, which, whether you like it or not, has been an influential organization in Western culture...

I would've said Georgia Jones, but now that she's banging that coked out loser she no longer exists in my world.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

What's with the user title? Did the previous one cause someone's panties to get all bunched up? :D

He will openly tell you. In fact, he brags about it. You should see some of the REALLY freaky **** he watches. :eek:

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! That's some fine advice... from a quitter! :facepalm:

Stan does. :confused:

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! The nipple pasties should be in the mail. The Freeones banana hammock has to be worn by Ronald for a week before it's sent out.

Well, since this world is a figment of my imagination, the fact that girl-on-girl is hot while guy-on-guy isn't just reflects my own thoughts. :)

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! ^ Double post?!? :facepalm: Fucking noob...

I've actually implemented much of that list into my life. I'm still working on other items, though.

They're both fun. You should try them yourself and make up your own mind. :thumbsup:

Yeah, what they said. Also, it's totally not cool to ask for piracy on Freeones.

That's only practiced in West Virginia and Alabama. The rest of us are ok. :)

Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! So, when are georges and Plasma Twat gonna be sacrificed to the green squid?

:clap: :goodpost:

So, let me get this straight. You bump a 5-year-old-thread to insult someone who hasn't ben around in I-have-no-idea-how-long? You, sir, have just secured a place on this year's AHOTY contest. :facepalm:

Re: Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!! What? We got reinforced? You say there's 3 new guys? Oh, dear, I fear Lungzyn might not be the only virgin that gets sacrificed to Cthulu. Quick! Georges! Plasma! You guys are the only virgins...

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I would've, but I didn't want BlueBalls to feel excluded.

I think all that **** needs to go too. I think a group of people can feel proud of their heritage without ******* it down everyone else's throat.

Cowgirl

What are you talking about?!? Dirk's left and right nuts look like Sam Elliot and Jack Palance, respectively!

Time for it to go. This is, in a nutshell, how I see it. Blacks bitch and moan about how they're discriminated against because they're black, and they want everyone else to think of them as "Americans" rather than "African-Americans," yet they insist on having a whole month devoted to them...

Just for reference, what kind of guy is this "specific type of guy" that you speak of? Balding, overweight, hairy, middle-aged guys who live in their ***'s basement? If so, you've definitely come to the right place. :)

I'm very sorry to hear that. My sincere condolences sir. :hatsoff:

You know what else would help? Not being addicted to pornography. :spin:

Dude, can you imagine that ****? Talk about a hot dog down a hallway!

Oh, dude, that goes without saying. Hell, I store all my nose goblins in Mason jars. I have a whole shelf full of them. They look like greenish-grey Grape Nuts.

:eek: That's crazy talk right there!

True story: A friend of mine was Lars Ulrich's drum tech in the 90's. One of his duties, along with the other guys on the road crew, was to choose who got to go hang out with the band backstage. To decide who made it and who didn't they would make **** up to amuse themselves. One of the tests...

How about telephones that were tethered to the wall? Remember that ****? Oh, man, I'm dating myself. :1orglaugh

All members of porn forums are unemployed, overweight, middle-aged, balding guys who live in their moms' basements.

There's a whole section dedicated to guys. If you scroll down the main board page you'll find the guy id section right above "Members Only".

If anybody can pull off something like that it's him. He's just that much of a badass. :cool:

I trust you'll learn your lesson when you open his reply. Hopefully he only sends you one or two ********* penises. :hatsoff:

Bob Ross. /thread

You want her to put her nutsack on your face? Maybe you and M12 should hang out.

Horseshit. Roseville is a shithole. It's too close to Citrus Heights, which I go to semi-regularly to visit a friend. Speaking of Placer County, he's a corrections officer in Auburn. Maybe you've been his guest before. By the way, bobjustbob is only a woman on Friday nights. Just thought I'd...