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    Post-cum Head: Yay or nay?

    Is this like wiping your ass before you ****?
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    Singer Pink ******* at the beach

    She should change her name to Yellow.
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    50 best Hasselhoff moments on vid

    He's only popular on German servers.
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    Airport Wifi list

    Next, I need a list of all USA airport companies that serve real coffee, instead of sanka.
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    sexyteensandy xxx movie

    It's pretty good, I've seen it. Such a killer body.
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    cumonherface.com problem-help please

    cumonherface.com wins again!
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    Fave Cartoon Quote

    "Knowing is half the battle"
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    Ninja porn vs pirate porn?

    Exactly. Therefore, everyone who said Pirate, is gay.
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    Ninja porn vs pirate porn?

    Ninja. Duh!
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    can´t see

    I think he's trying to tell us something.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Bottle Rocket. What a funny flick.
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    Pop-up thing in the top right corner

    Thank you sir. I was about to say "smell ya later" to Freeones if nothing was done. I'm glad that this site isn't totally gimped now.
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    Pop-up thing in the top right corner

    Don't have AdBlock. I did see this new banner on a Windows box, and it actually is kinda cool. But on my linux box, it's retarded, and makes the site gimped. 90% of user functions are not accessible. Can't read the top posts of a thread. But I guess people who can't get around it are in...
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    Pop-up thing in the top right corner

    The chicks are hot, but this banner is retarded. Is the reason why the banner is so retard because I'm on a Linux system?
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    Pop-up thing in the top right corner

    So how do you close this damn thing? I'm using FF too, version 1.5.0.6. This is most annoying. A fucking huge white banner with a chick in the corner tell me to grab her big tits. Why would I want to do that? I'm at work. Then I move my cursor over the banner to get the full add. I can't...
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Work wank Sorry, but I have a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
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    Piercings

    I think I like girls with pierced nips. I'm not sure though.
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    Why we oughtah...

    I wonder what the recoil is like from shooting a load 200 yards.
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    The Money shot.

    Depends on what kind of mood I'm in I guess. But one thing that I don't particularly like, regarless of what happens in the flick, is the cum dodgers.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Work wank I've actually done it, out of sheer boredom and stupidty. I was recollecting on a yodel I ate earlier in the day. Mmmm, that yodel was so good. I wish I was eating it right now.
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    Best sport (to watch)

    US Football Basketball Baseball Fighting Sports
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    The Official 2006/07 NCAA College Football Thread!

    Re: The Official NCAA College Football Thread! Well, I'm also a Big Ten fan....but still, yeah, Michigan State...it hurts.
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    big tits or big ass??

    I have to say tits, I have my own big ass.:D
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    Big dick in porno

    Dick should never be a factor in making porno better.
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    Cleaning cum

    All I gotta say is that protein gets out protein.
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    Favorite close up picture

    http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.tv/images/why-is-uranus-red.jpg
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    freeones the best

    I like google.com
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    Favorite close up picture

    Close up pic of what, Uranus?
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    Bang Bros is the best

    I agree with iamforever.
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    Assholes touched

    I'm more about hating having my balls touched then anything.
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    Best Porno of all time??

    Zazel
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    Is it safe to give out your credit cards or emails?

    I totally agree with that one dude about making a second email account for signing up to sites and whatnot, cause the spam will fly in. Unless you like spam.
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    10 year class reunion

    Mine was a blast. There was no real suprises though. The fat people were still fat, and the sluts still looked slutty. A fun time was had by all.
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    The Official 2006/07 NCAA College Football Thread!

    Re: The Official NCAA College Football Thread! My team ranked number #2? Rally sons of Notre Dame Sing her glory and sound her fame Raise her Gold and Blue And cheer with voices true: Rah, rah, for Notre Dame We will fight in every game, Strong of heart and true to her name We will...
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    Kate's Playground

    I'd buy that for a dollar!
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    **official freeones fantasy hockey league**

    Well I was just asking is all.
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    Amy Reid

    Great body, but that naive look she has kinda turns me off.
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    **official freeones fantasy hockey league**

    What if you think hockey sucks?
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    Ever think about the girl that got away?

    One...I encased her in carbonite. She should be quite well protected...if she survived the freezing process, that is.
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    Ever think about the girl that got away?

    But if you do buy Yodels online, you can also track your order. So everyday you can see what new city your Yodels are in.
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    Ever think about the girl that got away?

    Yodels are so good. Don't order them online though. If I want a box of Yodels, not only do you have to pay about 25 cents more than at the store, but you have to wait one to two weeks for it AND pay shipping!
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    **official freeones fantasy hockey league**

    Do you have to be Canadian?
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    Ever think about the girl that got away?

    I've been remeniscing on the yodel I ate earlier. Mmmmm Oh that yodel was so good. I wish I was eating it right now.
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    Incredible sexy bomb Darlene Silva

    Such a hottie!
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    Keri Windsor

    googled? Is that something new? :rolleyes:
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    Maria DeMartino

    Yep, she's a hottie.
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    Official NHL thread 2006-2007

    There's a reason for that.
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    face pictures!

    I wish this topic would've been about fake faces.
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