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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: worst movie you ever seen Yeah, that was pretty much it. I personally thought it was brilliant. My only beef with the flick was the pixelating, or whatever they did, to that chicks bush in her nude scene.
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    id this exotic brunette

    Maybe the new **** might know???
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    anyone know of a site like this?

    All I gotta say is that those are the homeliest homelys that ever looked homely.
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    cool *****

    Highlarious!
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    This is gonna seem like a weird question but..

    Yeah way back machine is the only thing I can think of where you might find them.
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    anyone know of a site like this?

    Wait, you're looking for site with all homely looking ugly girls on it?
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    NickNames

    Probably, but surely that thread did not contain the Farmers handshake.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Hello all! I know some of you have been wondering...

    I will remember you when I look at the night sky.
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    Hot New Porsche 911

    I don't know what these cars do for chicks, but I got a stiffy.
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    What bizzare thing makes you laugh?

    Little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow moving trains and rain...purple rain.
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    Long distance cumshots!!!

    Re: Long distance cumshots "Speed of lightning, Power of thunder!"
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    NickNames

    Farmers handshake = anal hand job
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    What's the one sex act you want to do but havn't

    Lube my friend, lube it up.
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    Movie Preview Sex Sites >>>>

    Savoir Faire is everywhere!
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    Poll: ATM or Anal Cum swap

    Ass 2 mouth
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    Your 5 best looking Newswomen.

    5?? That's too much. But I say Tamron Hall. she's the dark skinned beauty sitting down to the right. http://www.tcwmag.com/readers/2003/May2003/it-girls.htm
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    Ass-to-Mouth or Vanilla Mudslide?

    Poll to live, live to poll. That's my motto.
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    Nicole Oring

    Re: nicole oring Ooooooooooh Oring fans. I found some nice Nicole content, as we wait for her hardcore debut. http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/comments.php?id=63_0_1_0_C There's some real nice content near the bottom of the page. By far the hardest stuff I've ever seen her do, to date.
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    Ass-to-Mouth or Vanilla Mudslide?

    Ass 2mouth
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    If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

    A bowl of tamboli, a couple Chicago style hotdogs, some french fries, and frost mug of Warsteiner.
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    Who likes bumper boats?!!!

    Yeah, but that's Dro50 for ya.
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    Linn Thomas / Lynn Thomas

    Re: Linn Thomas softcore ??? On her site, during her live chats she would often use toys in her pussy and ass. That's the only place I've seen video of her using toys.
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    Who is your 'exception'?

    I've been thinking about this one for awhile. There's been quite a few, but one girl that I think I might pay more attention to, is Nina Mercedez. Normally I **** busty chicks like her.....but she's got a cute face. So she might be an expection to my busty chick rule.
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    does anyone know of.....

    Maybe I should've used more rolling eyes so you could pick up on the sarcasm:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    does anyone know of.....

    You can't chat on Google. :rolleyes:
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    a pornstar who looks like my mate

    hmmmm, looks like a young Barbara Walters to me.
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    How much did **** pay for this placement?

    Now I'm thirsty for a ****.
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    Thunderstorms!

    When there's lightning - it always bring me down
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    About Catalina Cruz

    Yeah, I find her tits to be a little bit of a turn off. I love her other parts though.
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    Old toys, video games, old movies, old tv shows...

    Old toy: I'd love to see a live action GI Joe movie video game: Burger Time Old movie: Stalag 17 Old tv show: I don't know, Spectreman
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    what is the best vid or pornstar to jak off to?

    Anything with Amanda Hugandkiss or Anita Weiner.
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    Ivette Blanche / Amanda Lauren / Lara (ATK) / Linda L (Hegre) / Toula (Simonscans) / Yvette

    Re: IVETTE BLANCH!!! Hottest Girl Who Ever Lived
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    Brandi Belle

    So anyway, I singed up for the trial period for the site. And that Eve chick is smokin. But that's the only she has done on the site. But it looks like she can suck a good cock. Too bad she doesn't get nekkid.
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    Scariest movie you ever saw?

    The Untold Story http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/untold_story/ This movie messed with me. This is why I love HK films. There's no way a movie like this could be made in Hollywood.
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    Ivette Blanche / Amanda Lauren / Lara (ATK) / Linda L (Hegre) / Toula (Simonscans) / Yvette

    Re: IVETTE BLANCH!!! Hottest Girl Who Ever Lived Ever???? She aint bad. I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies.
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    Where did you meet a attractive woman?

    Yep, College.
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    Green eyed brunette

    Nice find ty enali http://www.orientalporngirls.com/Tyenali/freepornlogin.html
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    chocolate or vanilla?

    Chocolate
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    Man Boobed Future!!!!

    Don't worry, if it ever happened, I'm sure you could get implants.
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: worst movie you ever seen Don't be sorry, it really was pure crap.
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    Read in bathroom

    Fortune cookie fortunes.
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    MMF Threesome With Your Girlfriend

    Been there, done it. I was ok with it, cause I fucked another girl with her.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: Jerking off with friends? does this topic really need to be brought back to life?
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    Cheating the I.R.S.

    Lots of crazy stuff happens on porn boards. Did you see that one topic where someone asked people to write a little something about their ******. And people ACTUALLY did it!!
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    I have so many favorites, but I love this one from a favorite movie of mine, Plan 9 From Outerspace. "Modern women. They've been like that all down through the ages."
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    Guess The Movie

    Argh! I always get those two movies confused.
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    cheerleaders

    Yeah Tampa Bay has some nice ones
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    Don't you just **** it? / Can't Get That Song Outta My Head

    Re: Don't you just **** it? Well, normally I wouldn't tell this bit of advice, but I like you. Whenever you have an unwanted song in your head and you want it out, start singing Tina Turner's Private Dancer in your head. It's a secret widely used among music producers. It just has a strange...
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    Brandi Belle

    Yeah, I'd like to see more of that "Eve" girl myself.
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