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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Do Native American Pornstars exist?

    It's just as rare as the asian porn dude.
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    The perfect age for pornstars

    Age is just a number, it's all about looks....well, and being over 18.
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    Rate the last movie you saw.

    High Tension. 5/10 I want my 90 minutes back. It started out great, but then it took a nose dive after..........
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    What They Need In Porn Nowadays

    As a HUGE Priya fan, I gotta say that I would loved to have seen her do more explict work. What I **** in porn these days, is the gonzo flicks. The guys are always just so funky looking and sometimes they act like it's their first time fucking. I think what porn needs is dudes in porn that...
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    Trying to find a girl to pose with..

    I'm more worried about lumberjacks. They cut down trees, they wear high heels, suspendies and a bra. They wish they'd been a girlie, just like their dear Papa.
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    pussy blowin'

    That article said nothing about blow up dolls.
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    Worst Television show of all time?

    M*a*s*h*
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    pussy blowin'

    Is she some sort of blow up doll or somethin?
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    Plasma TV's

    A Vizio eh? I have a fear of off names brands. But shopping online for tv's is so much different from actually seeing the tv.
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    single pornstar dvd's?

    What you can do, which I finally started to do, was to sign up to one of them websites where you can pay to just watch certain scenes of movies. It's really just such a waste buying a dvd when all you want is one scene to watch your favorite girl. Compiations are good, but not every girl has them.
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    Prostitution or Pornography!!

    I'd rather it be me going into Prostitution or Pornography then my future wive. In fact, I would insist to be pimped out or to become a porno stud.
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time Two "popular" movies that make me cringe are Gladiatorand Napoleon Dynamite.
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    No ceasefire until Sickos are terminated.

    Quite true. You are sorry.
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    Sunny Leone

    So, in case anyone was wondering, Sunny's newest dvd, Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone, is fucking awesome. I can't recomend it enough to Sunny fans. Yeah, it's not a real dude she fucks, but man I tell ya, it doesn't matter. Sunny looks soo damn good, and she really sells it in making you...
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Some more Syren clips. http://ethnicpass.pimproll.com/vids/0805/index.html?p=ft&r=pimp1133&j=5
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    3 days later "I love you"

    see if she'll do anal.
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    What is your cars name?

    Current car, none. Last car, Golden Ride.
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    To Lie or not to Lie!

    Well, it sounds like you're looking for an exhibition. When really it seems like what you need is emotional content. Now I said Emotional content....Not Anger.
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    When the time comes

    This aint nothing. Once my *** had Asteroids so bad, some days he couldn't even sit on the toilet.
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    why do girls make porn ??

    I hear life on a crotch is kinda laid back.
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    To Lie or not to Lie!

    It's like a finger pointing to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you'll miss all the heavenly glory...do you understand?
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    to all my puerto rican/latin posters.....

    I love Guerra de los Sexos.
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    College...is it worth it?

    The world needs more ditch diggers.
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    top 100 porn stars

    That list is void without having the sexy asian Syren on it. http://www.syrenspell.com/
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    Chatrooms

    Yeah, the internet is a terrible thing to waste.
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Here's some hot clips of Syren from "Woman of the World" http://galleries.aebn.net/beta3/index.cfm/fa/gallery/genre/glamour/clip/0018/refid/AEBN-014071/tid/9/layout/mgp_layout1.cfm
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    Excercise question...

    Do you really have to ask?
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    stacked, but no name

    Ok, I was wrong wiht Catalina, but #1 is Priya Rai, no doubt.
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    stacked, but no name

    #3 is Catalina cruz
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    Sunny Leone

    Ah, well here's a recent interview with, and I guess she's only going to be doing g/g....which is guess is going to have to do!!! http://www.xrentdvd.com/Porn_Star_Interviews/Sunny_Leone.html
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    Greatest "ROCK" Album Ever

    The best live one for sure is The Who Live at Leeds. Electric Lady Land is just awesome. Zepplin's first is THE best debut album.
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    Film4's 50 Films to See Before You Die

    Well, I've seen 26 of the movies listed. The list doesn't really impress me much. I give it a thumbs down as a whole.
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    Sunny Leone

    My copy of Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone shipped this morning from adultdvdempire.com for tomorrow delivery. :D :D :D I saw some screen shots, it looks good, I just wish she was doing the dude for real. Basically the "virtual dude" had a dildo coming out of his fly and she fucks him in a...
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Favourite place in the world.

    Shelbyville, where you can marry your own cousins.
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    "My boobs are real!"

    I don't believe her
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    FleshLight?

    Re: Fleshlight or Real Doll? Those Fleshlights creep me out
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    Chasing the Dragon of Porn

    My addiction started when I was little boy In Grammar school. I always went by the very best rule. But evertime the bell would ring, you'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling.
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    Beautiful Canadian Rockies

    Give me the American Rockies! http://www.ronwestb12.com/photo/html/ar-sprague.html
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    Athletes you just can't stand

    I **** Keith Hernandez
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    Your favourite type of pussy!

    voluptuous
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    Nicole Oring

    Re: nicole oring Fuuuuuudddddggggggeeeee It got pushed back to 8/21/06 http://www.newmachine.com/catalog/index.php
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    What's the best Ahnold film ever?

    Yeah, I gotta say Predator too. "Come on, come on! Do it, DO IT! Come on, **** me, I'm here! **** me."
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "Let's do it. Let's move to Mars." Arnold in Total Recall.
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    sex exchange holiday in france

    Savoir Faire is everywhere!
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    Isreal vs Hezbollah

    It's really so upsetting. Lebanon is such a beautiful country.
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    NickNames

    Have you ever had one???
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    NickNames

    Maybe Dro50 needs a farmers handshake????
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    What's the one sex act you want to do but havn't

    Oh, it's special alright. Anytime you can leave your load in a chicks hole without worring about knocking her up, it's a special thing.
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    Whats the best lesbian scene ever?

    Any of the g/g scenes from Zazel does it for me.
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