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  1. Christmas_Ape

    which mag is best?

    I haven't bought one of these mags in years, but Penthouse for me please.
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    Lambo Accident

    Agreed. It's like the whole "scared straight" concept.
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    Favorite Rapper

    Probably Kool G Rap and Big ***** Kane are my favs. Gotta love Rakim though.
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Some nice clips of Syren in House of the Rising Sun. http://tgp.dvdbox.com/galleries/1/20060426315/tgp.php?subprogram_id=4&program_id=1&adv_id=11264&campaign_id=&origin=tgp&type_id=1&movie_id=1157
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    Nicole Oring

    Re: nicole oring Well in case anyone is wondering, my copy of "Nicole Oring Interactive" came in a few days ago. http://www.newmachine.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1627 As a huge fan of hers, I have mixed feelings about it. It's like a total ametuer production. At first I thought...
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    Take it easy Francis.
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    You Euros are so crazy
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    I wish all the Euro dudes would just call Football, soccer. It would be easier then for us to say American Football. :2 cents:
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    Favorite Male Pornstar

    Re: Favorite male pornstar? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=43011 And on page 1 too!
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    Watching porn, does it ever make you think what it's like to suck on a hard one?

    Na, it only happens when I'm hanging around the pool ******** a bottle of Schlitz gay.
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    Cheap ****

    I'd say that the best bang for the buck is Icehouse. But life is too short to ***** cheap ****.
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    rare wrestling pics of wwf wwe wcw

    So that's why Rey Mysterio wears a mask.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Cum On Clothes

    What about "Cum on Planes"?
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    Suspect arrested in JonBenet Ramsey ******

    It's going to be interesting to hear how he "accidentally" bashed he skull and ********* her to death....well, if he was in fact the ******. He is freaky enough looking though, I'll give him that.
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    Foreplay? What's that? Might I add, I **** preseason games. It's agonizing. Hoping none of my favorite players get hurt before the season actually begins. The only good thing about preseason is knowing that real stuff is almost here.
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    Well, I hope you guys realize that the NFL season doesn't begin till September 7th. We still got 3 weeks of meanlingless preseason football.
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    Masuimi Max

    Re: Fetish Model Masuimi Max So, does anyone know any info about that Vivid flick she's in, "Rebelle Rousers"?
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    What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

    Two fantasy football drafts.
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    Puma Swede / Johanna from Sweden

    That's not Puma, is it?
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    So, that "before and after" thread went real well

    That's very abercrombie of you.
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    Pornstars lacking effort or giving extra?

    I once found a 3 chambered peanut. Does that count? As a big fan of peanuts and nuts in general, I'd thought I'd never see such a thing.
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    So, that "before and after" thread went real well

    Star Jones makes me wish I had 3 hands.
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    I'm on Don't Date Him Girl.com

    I think it's funny that dudes are logging onto dontdatehimgirl.com. Well, girls too for that matter. And I find all this talk about sueing to be highly dubious!
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    Web surfing.

    Agreed.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Opinions please: New Freeones mainpage

    Stuffing instead of potatos? I like it.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    So you've deleted your porn collection.....

    I can't be held accountable for all my wheeling and dealings.
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    Should this chic get implants?

    I don't like her hair either. She should grow her bangs out.
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    Board Upgrade

    Start the reactor Quaid!
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    Should this chic get implants?

    God yes.
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    Dry Anal Fuck?

    Done it.
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    Mimi Miyagi is running for office!

    What's her stand on nuking whales?
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    Masuimi Max

    Re: masuimi max porn Yeah from what I gather, it's just like a walk on cameo deal.
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    What's your favorite gonzo porn movie?

    I don't have a favorite gonzo movie.
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    Just been thinkin...

    CaDDaFy, tell us about Fossil Primates next.
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    It was for procreation in the beginning ..

    Because making babies aint like dusting crops.
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    What They Need In Porn Nowadays

    I tried to like Andrew Blake. I've own quite a few of his flicks like High Heels, Playthings....actually I can't remember the names. I've owned like 10 of his movies. I like his "artsy" direction and whatnot. I love that the girl is the center of attention. I love that women are truely...
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    Guess The Movie

    The Rock? If so.....this movie, we see the challenger; direct from out of the wasteland! He's bad, he's beautiful, he's crazy! It's...It's the man with no name! vs The ball-cracker. Death on foot. You know him. You love him! He's Blaster! I know...it's easy.
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    Mary Carey wants to make the governor of California

    What's her stand on nuking whales?
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    Avena Lee

    So no anal from her yet?
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    It was for procreation in the beginning ..

    And Monekys invented the Cleveland Steamer.
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    Great Site!

    It's an ok site.
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    anal face

    I always thought anal faces was when someone had a face like an ass.
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    any gurls in tha house..

    Fresh!
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    What's happened to analfan?

    He needs to get his ass back to Mars.
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    What They Need In Porn Nowadays

    Plus you should win stuff for watching.
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Some screen shots of Syren from the first scene of Asian Invasion 2 http://www.movie-scenes.com/archive/dvds/asian_invasion2.htm
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    Do Native American Pornstars exist?

    Na, she's all Punjabi, and she's made the jump to XXX, but g/g so far.
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