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    Smith

    never heard of it.
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    Priya Rai

    I would tell you, but your two posts in this topic have kinda freaked me out. Besides, the Internet is a terrible thing to waste.
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    So I Was Sentenced Today For My Public Nudity Charge

    Since when is wearing a belly shirt and a mini skirt public nudity? The only crime I see is breaking boys hearts.
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    Fat Girls vs. Skinny Girls

    I don't want no skinny woman, her meat don't shake.
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    Does anyone else have a belly fetish

    Asian pornstar Syren has a little belly going on sometimes. I read somewhere that she has an interest in belly dancing too.
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    Does anyone else have a belly fetish

    A little belly is good.
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    Songs which could be Porn theme tunes

    Yeah, I was trying to keep it "clean".
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    What's pleasurable and strange is that I was able to post some Tom T Hall AND Dio lyrics in the same topic.
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    How do you drive?

    Exactly. But what I really wanted to tell to pussypoppa, is to not be so literal. Dont concentrate on the finger pointing to the moon, or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
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    How do you drive?

    I have my reasons. Besides, they are quite topical.
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.
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    Input for a top 10

    Are you going for a UK Top Ten, or World Top Ten?
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    Little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow moving trains and rain.
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    Songs which could be Porn theme tunes

    It's a good song, but I don't know about it being in a porno. What about "***** Sang Bass" (I know he didn't write it) for a gang bang porn? " Me and little ******* would join right in there"
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    Describe your favourite pussy...

    Ooey gooey, rich and chewy inside. Golden cakey, tender flakey outside. Wrap the inside in the outside. Is it good? Darn tootin'!
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    Songs which could be Porn theme tunes

    What kind of pornos do you watch? And don't tell me ones that features a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56', 57, '58' 59' automobile
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    Queen of cum ?

    He's got the 4th grade education, but where's the snackin attitude? But anyway, it's Nadia Nyce.
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    Songs which could be Porn theme tunes

    Next time be more careful.
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    Songs which could be Porn theme tunes

    a talking t-shirt? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    Eating Ass

    It's very cool to follow the rules.
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    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits Gotta get some Priya up in here. http://www.trashyweb.com/gals/priyarai/naughtygirl/model7.html
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    Aphrodite Night aka Afrodite Night

    Re: Afrodite Night Not too shabby
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    Who made FreeOnes? Who we shoul thank?

    His user name is Viceroy_Fizzlebottom.
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    Who made FreeOnes? Who we shoul thank?

    He is 54 years young.
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    Who made FreeOnes? Who we shoul thank?

    He's a hearty cherub of a man.
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    Louise Glover

    such a hottie.
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    Collections? / How Much Porn Do You Own

    Re: How big is your (porn) picturearchiv on your harddrive? I don't know, some huge number.
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    Sexiest nationality

    You chould've had a choice for "a mix of all the above"
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    cool site with free games

    Sweet! Burger Time!
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    Film for MILF lovers

    Next time be more careful.
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    Babes & Baby Oil

    Baby oil is like the number one bedroom complement.
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    Eating Ass

    Man, I LOVE eating ass! I was with this Creole chick last night with just such an awesome ass! Ooooh that booty was so good, I wish I was eating right now.
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    Hottest porn scene

    Ever?
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    How do you drive?

    Asshole drivers are a bane. You need to be beat with a wet noodle. I have a friend is an awesome driver, he is such a dumbass. I think I can tolerate rocking farming Muslims better then asshole drivers.
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    Pat Robertson: An American ASSHOLE

    Never heard of him.
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    What kind of boobs do you prefer?

    Little bigger then a handful, please.
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    Best Pornstar in cowgirl sex position?

    Syren excels in it, with those nice ole natural titties bouncing up and down. http://www.asianmoviearchive.net/syren-xxx-movies01/clips001.htm
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    How good is this

    It's not as good as the Yodel I ate earlier. Mmmmmm, that Yodel was so good, I wish I was eating right now.
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    'ONE-hit wonder' Pornstars who did one (or a few) well-known scenes and then vanished

    Re: One hit wonders/Short timers you can't forget Monica Mendez/Lopez only did one b/g. I would've loved to see her do more.
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    The kind of site i'm looking for

    I think this site is going to change it's name to MILFones.com with all this crazy MILF jibber jabber.
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    What comic did/do you read

    No other Lobo heads? Come on! The dude ****** Santa Claus!
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    I think some girls look better with their clothes on

    Yep, some girls do. I think that Ashlee James is just an outstanind bikini model. Some of her nude stuff though, I just don't care for. I guess when she went for the super size tits, it ruined things.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Protector Some joyous kung fu!
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    "The Departed"

    Yeah, looks good.
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    Unfinished Tolkien work to be published

    So you guys like the Hobbit? I couldn't finish it. Didn't he write it for his ***? When I was reading it, it totally felt like a childrens book.
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    Gay Rights?

    Yes, the concern for the ******** has been mentioned.
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    Most Beautiful/Sexiest Ethnic *****?

    Don't be suprised. J-Lo has that quality of looking like every other Latina I see at the laundry mat. She really has nothing that seperates her from these girls, to put her on the list.
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    Athletes you absolutely love

    Three Finger Mordecai Brown
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    Athletes you just can't stand

    Not only do I ****, but I also DESPISE Keith Hernandez.
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    A stolen 5 little questions.

    1. Which member would you like to see have a post made on him in the FreeOnes Member Webcam Week and what about ? Viceroy_Fizzlebottm 2. If you won the Lottery, what would be the first thing you'd buy ? The Bang Bus 3. Do you think a member will ever do the treble of POTW, MOTW and SOTW in...
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