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  1. Christmas_Ape

    Why I will never have a girlfriend

    Spoken like a true meta-mod. Who needs topics to end on their own volition, when we got users like you? Thanks for policing me.
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Why I will never have a girlfriend

    Now whose throat are we going to shove our ill-conceived advice into?
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    Favourite authors

    The Drizzt and Icewind dale books.
  4. Christmas_Ape

    What comic did/do you read

    GI Joe Grendel Lobo
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    ********** Question..Ugh

    Next time be more careful!
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    Favourite authors

    R.A. Salvatore
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    Arealous' Official "House" Thread

    Na, I'm sick of doctor/hospital shows. No pun intended.
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    Sunny Leone

    Um, she has two pornos out already.
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    Gay Rights?

    Give Dave a break. He can't masturbate for 3 weeks! He could use the image of two gays making babies to help him carry on. Carry on Dave, carry on!
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Gay Rights?

    What's Fox going to do? Write a long ass post that only 15% of the people will read?
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    Gay Rights?

    You people gotta think about the ********. Think of how ugly the offspring of two gay guys would be? But yeah, obviously the offspring from two lesbos would be a thing of beauty. And might I add, it would be fun to watch them women making some babies.
  12. Christmas_Ape

    The Official 2006/07 NCAA College Football Thread!

    Re: The Official NCAA College Football Thread! That was an awesome game. Kudos to your team!
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    Gay Rights?

    They don't have equal rights. Much of their rights are forfeit when they are convicted. I don't think this topic is about HUMAN rights anyway.
  14. Christmas_Ape

    Gay Rights?

    Well, um, rapists, ***** molesters, ******* are people too. Should they have equal rights? Not that I'm comparing these people to gays. But anyway, I'm on the fence over the whole thing. I guess they should have some sort of contractual agreement, like a marriage. But I guess I just worry...
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    NeuTex Forums????

    Dead, sites, aren't, much, fun.
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    sternfannetwork

    I don't think he is necessarily looking for primo Howard Stern content. I think it's all about the fame and wealth of being senior member after the 30 day period for roadrunnit.
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    Any one knows Where To Get Female World Cup Soccer Team Outfits

    Well sir, the only female soccer uniforms I've seen, or care to see, were painted on. http://www.sex-worldcup2006.com/groups.php
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    X-box 360

    Man, I was hugely disapointed with this years Madden. I actually returned it for store credit. I felt like a little something inside me died when I did it.
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    One Weird News Story

    Even a jellyfish would agree to that.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Body in Mind

    Looks like a trap.
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Sunny Leone

    Anyone have any news on her next, her 3rd, adult feature?
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Who's the hottest model on Myspace?

    I find that you should keep Myspace on Yourspace.
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    Sexually Transmitted Diseases

    Next time be more careful!
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    Has anyone been getting turned on by dead porn stars??(not as freaky as it sounds!!)

    Yeah, I kinda find it to be a little uncomfortable when I think about the last video chat that Lucia Tovar and Angela Devi did together. Where they fulfilled a great fantasy by prefroming oral on each other. It was such a great, special thing. It just seems a little weird now though.
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    Mindy Vega

    Nicolla looks like a nice addition to that mix
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    Hot brunette secretary

    Wow, nice chick!
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    sternfannetwork

    I hope that with his 7th post, he tells us all about his trial and tribulations......sinking in a gentle pool of ****........
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    v.i.p

    Is this a trick question?
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    Sexually Transmitted Diseases

    Can you play the piano anymore?
  30. Christmas_Ape

    why

    Next time be more careful!
  31. Christmas_Ape

    I need an Avatar for FantasyFotball Help!

    Or maybe use one of the pics of this hearty cherub of man on this site? http://www.parody-pages.com/gummibummi/ Highly dubious!
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    sternfannetwork

    It only takes a 30 day period to become a senior member? Oh, what sad times are these when passing users can become senior members after only 30 days. There is a pestilence upon this Internet. Nothing is sacred.
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    I need an Avatar for FantasyFotball Help!

    Whaaaa? Might I suggest New Orleans Prolapse?
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Hillary Rodham Clinton for President

    Depends on her view on nuking the whales.
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    Priya Rai

    Yep, she's a diamond in the rough.
  36. Christmas_Ape

    Why are girls so difficult to talk to?

    I guess it also depends on how far the restraining order is for too. That could prove to be difficult.
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    I should've stressed that I was bored for you lads. Yep.....still bored too.
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    Well....I'm bored, if you want the correct order of Priya's photo clubs Tgunz262, here it is. 001 Introducing Priya 002 Hey Ride Honey 003 Little Ms. Priya 004 Spring Candy 005 Overload 006 Blue Mini Dress 007 Ripp N Stripp 008 Kiss of the Dragon 009 Dry Heat 010 Pinstrype Hype 011...
  39. Christmas_Ape

    ever fulfill a pornesque fantasy?

    I've done threesomes, orgys, creampies, anal, but I've done an asian chick. That's next on the list.
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Cream pies

    Oh, that's a good one.
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    Tgunz262, FYI, your index for Priya is not in chronological order. It's kinda weird how you have them ordered.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    How do you organize your porn?

    So porn goes in the porn folder? Makes sense.
  43. Christmas_Ape

    50 best Hasselhoff moments on vid

    Not to the Germans he's not.
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Some more clips of House of the Rising Sun http://tgp.dvdbox.com/galleries/6/1157/3/tgp.php?adv_id=11264
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    I need an Avatar for FantasyFotball Help!

    Yeah, what's the name of your team? The Tubgirls? Circle Jerkers? Dual Fisters? Hitler's lonely Testicle? Avatars for these team names should be easy enough to find.
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    Cream pies

    But Hugh isn't gay. On topic, even though I love busting a load in a chicks ass, I don't think it translates well to porn. To me, it just looks weird seeing white **** dripping from a girls ass.
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Singer Pink ******* at the beach

    Agreed! What were they thinking???
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Lindsay Lohan

    Re: Lindsay Lohan perfect body Hardly! She's the female version of that Malcolm in the Middle ***.
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