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  1. Christmas_Ape

    First concert you ever went to

    I understand that it was Grand Funk Railroad who paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship, which paved the way for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was a hovercraft of some kind?
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Dirtiest, Rottenest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived

    when I first saw the list, and saw Dennis Rader, I thought it said Dennis Rodman. Then I thought "Dirtiest, Rottenest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived" was the title of his next book.
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Man Boobed Future!!!!

    Holding a tennis ball underneath anything = Sexy!!
  4. Christmas_Ape

    How did everybody find Freeones?

    Re: Cum across Freeones I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings. But man, it was such a long time ago. I'm sure I was searching for a certain star when I came across the site. I can't remember which girl it was.
  5. Christmas_Ape

    looking for chicks in leather chaps!

    Sounds like lyrics for a Sammy Hagar song.
  6. Christmas_Ape

    Suze & Holly Randall

    Whaaaa? That's crazy talk.
  7. Christmas_Ape

    Dirtiest, Rottenest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived

    Hitler is a jerk. Mussolini bit his weenie. Now it doesn't work. P.S. He only had one testicle. Believe it, or not.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Did you learn from your *** how to....

    Well, dear old ***** (rest his soul), he left my *** a heavy load. She tried so very hard to fill his shoes. She worked hours without rest. She wanted me to have the best. She tried to raise me right, but I refused. And I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole. No one could steer me...
  9. Christmas_Ape

    Blue veins pale skin

    What about blue skin and pale veins?
  10. Christmas_Ape

    Superman

    I was really not planning on seeing this movie, but I did, and it was great. I'm glad they didn't try to reinvent the role of Superman. I'd love to see a sequel.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Guess The Movie

    Hmmm, me smells something by John Woo? Maybe, Hard Boiled?
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Who is the most beautiful redhead girl?

    Yeah I like that Ashley Robbins. I also like that Tyler Fox or Tyler Stevens. Aimee Sweet though....not my cup of tee.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Who Is This Female?

    nice ass
  14. Christmas_Ape

    First concert you ever went to

    Hmmmm, I think it was Bob Weir's solo band. Yeah, that was my first, but it wasn't his band Ratdog. I grew up with a bunch of Dead Head brothers. It was also one of my experiences with ganja, and I bought my first bowl in the parking lot. T'was a good bowl.
  15. Christmas_Ape

    Who was your fav. babe in Playboy?

    melissa puente. For some reason, the hair on her arms turns me on.
  16. Christmas_Ape

    Jharin?

    Well, I've actually found her as Jharin James on this site. http://fuckingslutz.com/glamour/jharin/index1.html
  17. Christmas_Ape

    latina from bangbros

    Good question. After viewing the site, I can't match her up. http://www.monstersofcock.com/t3/pps=comein/girls.htm
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: worst movie you ever seen Napoleon Dynamite
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki I bet her real name is Nicky.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Hooters calendars (non-nude) - also vote for 2006 pageant

    Non-Nude???? No thanks!!!
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    I wish there was more her on the internet.
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Members with similar tastes

    Agreed. does it get any better? BTW, nice new sig D-rock.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    skydiving who has who hasnt who wont

    Hmmmm, this is an interesting topic, cause my friend went skydiving for the first time yesterday too. But anyway, yeah I've gone twice, and it's such an awesome experience. Well, expect for the time I went, cause it was an ultra windy day and it really made for a hectic experience. This first...
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Sunny Leone

    Yeah, one site says the 18th and one says the 25th. Probably the 25th though.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Real lesbians

    Yes.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Andrea Rincon Aka Selena Spice

    Re: Selena Spice! Nope
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Asian Babe

    No clue. Looks hot though.
  28. Christmas_Ape

    Double vaginal / double pussy pics and vids

    Re: Double Vaginal I don't know. Dick to dick, even though it's in a pussy, it seems kinda gay.
  29. Christmas_Ape

    How to make ice that sinks

    That's interesting. So is this. The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar. Confectioner's sugar can be found in the baking goods isle at your local market.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Transformers movie...

    I just hope it's more than meets the eye.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Who is the best superhero?

    I'm more into anti-heros, like Lobo.
  32. Christmas_Ape

    Dv/da

    For you Dave, ok. http://gbfarchive.deluxepass.com/porn-movies/xxx-road-trip-2.htm http://www.hotstory.free.fr/image_insolite_Double_Anal_Penetration.htm
  33. Christmas_Ape

    would like an opinion please

    You should probably start off with some light stalking first before you do anything too crazy.
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Jenaveve Jolie

    Does her lazy eye ever bug you guys? Some times it does for me....but she's just soooo damn sexy for it to really matter.
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Excercise question...

    I think this guy needs some more useless advice. Come on boys, flex your eMuscles for him.
  36. Christmas_Ape

    Dv/da

    Yes.
  37. Christmas_Ape

    Jessica Alba

    Sooooooooooooooooooo good
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Avena Lee

    Avena is such a hottie
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd, dead at 60

    That Crazy Diamond
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Fantasy Football

    This topic is misleading. I thought you were talking about Fantasy Football not fantasy football.
  41. Christmas_Ape

    What do you think women look hot wearing?

    Yeah, schoolgirl.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Excercise question...

    While you're at it, is there a "rate my ***" thread here, to sort of encourage each other, measure each others ***, and advice each other about how to get more corn in our stool per cubic inch?
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Who is the most over rated pornstar?

    Well, being over rated isn't necessarily a negative thing.
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Greatest face in porn to cum on

    I'm going to say Destiny Deville
  45. Christmas_Ape

    Who is the most over rated pornstar?

    I think there's quite a few over rated pornstars, but Jenna Jameson is on top of the leader board.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    Guess The Movie

    yep Gooble gobble
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Guess The Movie

    I haven't seen it yet either. Ok, this movie takes place in a in a traveling circus. A young trapeze artist, contrives a plan with her lover, to marry one of the midgets from the circus, and then ****** him in hopes of gaining his fortune.
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Guess The Movie

    Based on your clues, is it Smilla's Sense of Snow?
  49. Christmas_Ape

    GREAT porn blog:

    looks like a trap
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