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  1. skechers

    producing big loads of cum

    I don't know if there's any science in this at all, but I always came harder and longer and just... more when I was smoking the reefer. Maybe that's just because sex feels really good when you're high. :dunno:
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    The furthest you've ever blew your load?

    I almost started the worlds first interplanetary war when I facialed the Martian Emperor from my bedroom. The government broadcasted an encoded apology to the red planet and sent up a rover carrying wetnaps Then quickly stepped in to cover up the incident, and patch the hole in my roof.
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    Renaming current movies with porn titles

    The Fuckit List.
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    Delayed ejaculation : how do they do it?

    Oh. Well then don't even worry about it. She probably doesn't care if you pop early in the game. :thefinger Just kidding :hatsoff:
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    Delayed ejaculation : how do they do it?

    Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, my grandmother naked, my grandmother naked, dead puppies, dead puppies, baseball stats, dead puppies. lol. What I do when I'm about to cum and I wanna go longer is i go all the way in and stop. The vaginal canal widens a bit at about...
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    it's strange......

    I'm all for Toby Keith being unemployed. So... Go racism?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Ten Speed by Coheed and Cambria. Sorry. Too lazy to search for a link today.
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    New Here

    The new guy is on **** run tonight. I'm way too drive to *****. *hic*
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    scratch ... scratch ... ???

    I used to keep a beard, but I work a job now where I have to stay clean shaven. So I shave my face, and do a little trimming on the undercairrage every once in a while. Because I don't want to have to go on a suffari just to go a'muffdiving, and I think it only fair that my girlfriend gets that...
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    scene girls

    "Scene" is a fashion trend, kind of like Emo. Well, alot like emo. I think the "looks" are inspired by Japanese fashions, all those bright colors and straight haired looks. I think the whole thing originated from club scenes on the west coast, hence the tag. Scene girls are annoying as hell...
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    The Top 10 Cleavage Moments in TV History

    *sigh* Knowing that I'll almost certainly never get my hands on Rose McGowans ta-tas... Kinda makes me want to cry just a little.
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    Definition of Honor (stemmed from 9/11 tribute thread)

    I totally agree with boothbabe. Keep your definitions. The dictionary gives you largely accepted meanings of words. But as a writer i've found, once you begin to really USE words, you're using them to express what YOU mean. Not what Websters means. So that definition you posted is as baseless...
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    Kanye on Leno

    I find it hard to care about Kanye West. But to be fair, I feel the same way about Taylor Swift.
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    Say Something Nice About Another Member

    Re: Compliment thread ^Way to post a thread, buddy. Good job :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Vast - I am a Vampire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsMn41NbSAc Great set of pipes on that Jon Crosby fellow.
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    Do you have a fave Beatles album?

    :rofl:
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    The Beatles

    Hell yeah man, me too. Already got the Remastered white album. I gets paid today, and I'm planning on picking up another. Haven't decided which.
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    The Beatles

    That's awesome. I'm going to look that up right now. And it leads to a pretty interesting follow-up question. What's your favorite cover version of a Beatles song?
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    Tank commander kitty............

    I WILL haz cheezburger.
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    Ta-Daaaaa....Oops!

    Should have waited a little longer. Everyone in the audiance could have gone home with a new pet.
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    What's your favorite prime number?

    Snap! :eek: This is gonna get ugly. :popcorn:
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    What's your favorite prime number?

    1979 Great year.
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    The Beatles

    As for me, most of my favorites tend to show up on the white album. Happiness is a Warm *** While My Guitar Gently Weeps I'm so Tired Glass Onion Helter Skelter Black Bird
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    To those who perished 8 years ago.....

    Lets not forget the attrocity of the act of *******. But we SHOULD forget about all this living in a perpetual state of fear stuff. Lets take down the pictures and videos of the planes crashing and the buildings collapsing, of the dust in the air and the people running in fear. Lets post more...
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    Do You Shave Your Chest?

    This is Bruce Cambell's least favorite thread.
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    Smoking: Yay or nay?

    No smoking.
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    MTV Video Music Awards

    You're trying to imply that the whole thing might have been staged. But... But it's TV. Tee-Vee! I'm telling Santa on you :hatsoff:
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    The Beatles

    Don't know about you but I'm pretty stoked for The Beatles Rockband. In that spirit, what's your favorite Beatles song? If you can't narrow it down to a song, cite your favorite album if you'd like. Cu cu cachoo. :thumbsup:
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    MTV Video Music Awards

    I keep seeing alot of over rated ********* names in this forum. Russel Brand, Taylor Swift, Kanye... It's having the same sensory dulling effect MTV has on me. Why does MTV give out music awards? What the hell does MTV have to do with Music?
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    Tiffany Shepherd-Newest Pornstar!

    The comments under the article are fucking brilliant.
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    Oasis Done For Good This Time?

    What surprises me isn't that Oasis are breaking up. What really surprises me is that people still care. :D
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    I absolutely want one of these

    Lol. Dig the heaven/hell escalators.
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    do you have a tattoo?

    I have one, on my left wrist. The word "Poet" in scripty letters, right above my thumb. I actually did it myself with a needle, thread, and ink. lol. I was alot younger, and not so sober. But it turned out pretty well, and I don't regret it at all. I'm planning on getting more (and...
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    My GF wants me to cum inside her

    C'mon. I'm not ready to be a ******. Because I can't provide for them yet. Because in alot of ways, I'm still an irresponsible, immature person myself. Besides there are still a lot of things I want to do before I'm ready to settle down and take on the ****** life. And some people just...
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    Best Guitar Solo

    Tetragrammatron by the Mars Volta. Or any Omar Rodriguez Lopez Solo. And John Frusciante as well, including some of his chilli peppers stuff. I love his sound. My favorite solo of all time is Adam Jones of Tool on Four Degrees. Not difficult, not long or pretentious. It cuts like a ***** and...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Inglorious Bastards. Cuz I'm in the business of killin Nazis. And *******, business is a'boomin.
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    Metal Fail.

    Metal is serious business. You're not picking up the satire here at all, are you? lol. :wave: *Takes Modest Mouse out of his CD drive and exchanges it for Meshuggah. Cranks the volume... yells over the music* LAMB OF GOD FAILS! ....IS THAT BETTER!?
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    Girls with ALOT of Make-up or All Natural?

    Lipstick. Maybe some light eyeshadow. That's about it.
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    Jerkoff With Friends

    A bunch of guys sitting around and jerking off together is about the saddest thing I can think of. No offense to anyone. But wow. The lonliness that image invokes is heartbreaking. lol.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    MGMT - Electric Feel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtUI5MC9tVM Makes me wanna eat some mind altering chemicals, tie on a bandana sweatband, and have freaky waterbed sex.
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    My GF wants me to cum inside her

    I've done it. Not really because it was this big fantasy thing for either of us. Sometimes you just get lazy and irresponsible. And condoms suck. To me it feels twice as good without. Mmmmhmmm. Even so, I still use condoms 99.9% of the time. But you know.... It happens. I'm not a ******, but...
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    Metal Fail.

    Metal does not fail. So, if they fail, have failed or will ever fail... Simply stated, they aren't metal.
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    Biker ****** in freeway road-rage clash

    National Lampoons: ****** Vehicular Impalement. Worst sequel ever.
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    Illuminati / NWO: The Conspiracy Theories

    Yeeeeees. It's quite stupid. It means nothing. Nothing at all. hmm hmm... ha... haha... haHAHA. AAAAAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAAA! Swing my puppets! Swing to my every whim! :glugglug: Fun and interesting thread man. Kudos.
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    11 reasons I'm glad I don't have ****.

    That *** in the fifth picture is about to judo-chop that nurse's face clean off.
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    Things That You Don't Like

    Yeah, but in the history of words and beautiful things, vagina is the most unnactractive word for a beautiful thing, ever. Vajayjay is a dumb word, I'll give you that. But vagina is like the sound it makes in your trachea when you breath with a chest cold. lol.
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    20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag

    I think the first step in determining whether or not you're a douchebag should be: Write down your name on a piece of paper and then read it back to yourself. If it says "John Mayer" or "Jack Johnson"... you're a douche.
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    If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

    Re: Your Last Meal Homemade lasagna with green olives, pepperoni and garlic bread. Yuengling Black and Tan.
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    Rock guitar pioneer Les Paul dies

    Oh, wow. Thanks for everything Les. Rest in peace.
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