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Topic Author is really Manbear-pig incognito. Anyone with a brain knows that Manbear-pig uses the internet, which I invented, to intice and trap prey by pretending to be a young attractive woman looking for sex. I'm super... duper serial. Freeone's does not negotiate with Manbear-pig.

Why do they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob"? That's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn. And every other type of corn "corn-OFF-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch". Then sew it back on and and call it...

You know the old saying. That first day, either kick somebody's ass or become someoness bitch. After that you should be fine.

Oh, dude I know, right? It's so pretty and perfect and... mmmm. Lordy... I would come down with carpule tunnel in my jaw. I don't know if that's even medically possible. But If there was any pussy pretty enough to make a man wonder, it's her's.

Maybe twice a month at most. I don't need to. My girl takes care of me. I don't even get on freeones for the porn all that much.

Don't wank much. But Veronica Ricci definately puts me at attention. My lord.

Jennifer gets that gooffy look on her face. And Sarah? That's Buffy. Buffy! C'mon! Hot, athletic, energetic... flexible. You know she's a whirlwind in the sack. SMG.

I hope it was good. Because you just lost a friend, jack. Unless he's a very rational, understanding guy, and you put it to him gently. You'd have to tell him. It's the right thing to do. If he found out from someone else, it'd be worse. If you guys really are good buds, then he'll be mad...

I once had a sex ***** about my girlfriend while I was staying over at her place. She was ******** right next to me. So I woke up, woke her up, and did the same exact stuff we was just doing in the *****. I made that happen, jack. And it was awesome.

Edit cuz I'm beatin a dead *****.

I'll give you that :) Still a great flick. Christopher Walken and Robert Deniro both put on quite the performance. And what guy doesn't get a testosterone buzz when they escape from the POW shack? Just watching it makes your chest hair grow an inch.

Naked baby oil twister, Jack!

Deer Hunter.

Oh yeah. I think we, or at least most of us, were aware of that. I think that makes him even more of an evil bastard.

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin. :thumbsup:

Asia Carrera. Yup.

I **** seeing the words cut, off, and dick in the same sentence.

Nicholas Cage. But I bet he knows where to get the best ****.

:rofl: Fun stuff.

I DO love him as a pop culture icon, and as an inspiration for literature and film. I will admit that. But then, I was brainwashed by televison long ago. He's canned boogie man. Don't get me wrong. ****** is always bad. But still... Eh. Don't really know how to explain it. I have morbid...

Any Tool video.

Double post. I'm using it as an exscuse to say one of my favorite words. Rubuponmydingdong.

Not speaking for anyone but myself, the decision to BE straight or gay never came up. I just realized girls made my peepee hard. I don't think it's a good idea to fight what you like, and to be miserable your whole life. If you feel like you want to have sex with women, have sex with women. If...

Britney Spears. No... Brooke. Wait? Is the question "Who would I rather see fight a hungry grizzly bear?" Oh... Who would I rather spank it too? Okay. I pick Eliza Dushku.

My girlfriend is much more turned on by my masculinity, confidence, my taking control and being very dominant in the sack, my personallity, and by (dare I say) how devilishly suave I am ;) But of the two, It'd damn sure have to be my looks. Because I'm broke as hell. They don't pay me for...

Good call.

"I tried to do that joke in England and nobody laughed. Because in England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a much better system. I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be...

My penis is bigger than your bicep.

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Except that he was a veteran of World War One, I know nothing of Harry Patch, and have never claimed otherwise. I really don't care to learn, either. I don't think the man himself would want much recognition. Or the responsibility of having the all lumped with the one. Thank you for your...

I understand this perfectly. You seem to think I want to snatch it away from him. When all I'm saying is why can't other feats of heroism measure up? Why IS the warrior the hero, and the humanitarian a footnote? I can't state it any clearer than that, I think. And will stop trying.

But you're the one who has missed the point. More over, I believe you have avoided the point- the ones that I have made- entirely. Why do these actions overshadow other actions just as couragous? And in my opinion, more effective and most definately more compassionate? One man can only do so...

Just a quick question. What makes Harry Patch a Hero? I can fight. I can fight for causes that I believe in. I have fought to protect loved ones, and personal possessions alike. I have fought over slights. Although I have never fired a *** in anger, I have caused injury. I have never...

I think for fleshlight, as in all things in life, a simple rule of thumb should apply. If it starts to hurt, then you should probably stop trying to fuck it.

Take a few deep breaths. Realize that you still have a life to live, and are still very important to people. These people would rather have you healthy, sober and aware. So put the cap on the bottle. When all you'd rather do is *****, escape, calm yourself and think about your responsibility...

Closeup man-O-face.

Knock knock, I know what you're doing in there, Buttons. Buttons is a sinner...

The man lived to be 111. Should we grieve?

*facepalm*

"It's like fucking a flashlight." -Seth Rogan. :D haha

He never died. He transcended.

But why compare? MJ contributed to all kinds of charity organizations? Isn't that kind of support just as welcome in our troubled little world? What's the point of having that argument? Who is the greatest of two dead men? They, first and foremost, could care less. Oh yeah. Life goes on...

Always thought Jeigar tastes like liquid licorice. I had to cash a whole bottle of it the night of my twenty first birthday, with about twenty beers dumped in sporadically throughout. Woke up on the floor, halfway in the fireplace. lol. Anyone mentioned Bacardi 151 yet? That's the ***** of...

Brad Nowell.

...she got runned over by a damned ol train.

Hello Kitty panties are magical.

Yep :) Someone else is always going to **** you for some reason. No matter what. So who cares? *Rocks his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt proudly.

I'll probably just encourage this kind of behaviour but... I work for a certain chain of ****** restaurants. At this place that we'll call Tubey Ruesdays, we offer a salad bar buffet. And I'm the guy who stocks and keeps that salad bar in my local tubey ruesdays Yes, this salad bar is "all...

I might have already posted this before. Maybe on the Best Covers page. But APC's cover of Love Song by The Cure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4rOhWy0zs Pretty.

Me and you, we're in perfect agreement on everything but Metallica. I dig the early stuff. I'd like to add cellphone drivers to the list.