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    what is your favorite day of the week? why?

    I dropped that one lonely vote for tuesday. Because It's payday, and I get that day off.
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    Megadeth's Headcrusher Music Video

    No. What I said was. The guitar players I admire most are Adam Jones, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, Josh Homme, John Fruciante, Alex Lifeson. Mikael Akerfeldt and Peter Lindgren, who worked so well together as members of Opeth. Dave Knudson and Jake Snider, currently of Minus the Bear. Jon Crosby...
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    My Clitoris

    This made me laugh sloppy. You know the kind of laughs that start out laughing and end up *******. This made me do that.
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Primus - John the Fisherman
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    Sexy!

    Worst than watching the excorcist on Halloween night, in a thunderstorm with Pin Head hogging all the popcorn.
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    Megadeth's Headcrusher Music Video

    That's what I just said, in so many words. So... I don't know... thanks for simplifying? Slash is partly responsible for my least favorite band in music history. Guns N Roses. Yuck. I know my opinion on that particular subject doesn't really matter. But I just wanted to say. lol. I believe...
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    A woman's version of never having to leave the house!

    I iz in ur bed waching ur gurlfrend hav 1st orgazm evr.
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    Bee sting, retarded or too much plastic surgery.

    She was actually born without eye sockets. Those are tattoos.
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    For all your storage needs.

    What's even creepier is the case of Capri Sun up top there.
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    The rock...

    Epic.
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    Bowling.............................

    This guy never learned **** about yoga. He's been teaching it for thirty seven years now. And he's never regretted a second of it.
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    This is all a *****...

    Hahah. I disagree. Still pretty funny.
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    How'd this slip by the Virginia DMV?

    I've seen some great vanity plates, but that one takes the cake.
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    Kaila Chevelle's Big Booty Butterfly Tattoo

    I LOVE tattoos. But that one is just rediculous. I'd still fuck her brains out. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, if she let me hit it from behind, though. Babe... Your ass is a fucking butterfly.
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    Found Dog......................

    Well. To be fair... your dog is playing catcher.
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    Big Pussy

    You guys remember the brain bug from Starship Troopers?
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    Favourite Bands

    ^^Ooh. Forgot Iron and ****.
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    Favourite Bands

    Tool Modest Mouse The Mars Volta Between the Burried and Me Bright Eyes Tool A Perfect Circle Radiohead Queens of the Stoneage The Beatles Tool In Flames Opeth System of a Down Morbid Angel The Dave Mathews Band Minus the Bear Sepultara Led Zeppelin Tool Primus Clutch Rise Against Sublime...
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    Megadeth's Headcrusher Music Video

    Been playing for almost ten years, sonny jim. And I've come to find that, after getting good enough to play all the technical stuff, technical skill doesn't count for ****. Creativity and the emotional feedback you insight while playing makes a musician an artist. Not how fast your fingers...
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    Recommend me some rock/metal instrumentals

    Opeth. Songs like Epilogue, Silhouette and Patterns in the Ivy. In Flames. Pallas Anders Visa, The Jester's Dance and Wayfaerer. Sepultara. Inquisition Symphony, The Abyss, Warriors of Death Tool. Triad. And in my opinion, anything off of Lateralus. Maynard might be saying something, but I...
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    Treasure!

    How cool is that? What a lucky guy.
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    Megadeth's Headcrusher Music Video

    Mustaine's Voacals give me a headache. Too nasally. Kirk wipes his ass with Megadeth tabs. And Justice for All. Enough said.
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    Pussy with no taste?

    I was listening to this comedian, forget his name. He started this joke about how oral sex was alot like smoking a cigarette. And I'm thinking... no it's not! How the hell is oral like smoking? Well, it made sense when I heard the punchline. Oral sex is like smoking a cigarette because the...
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    What is the city of your birth best known for ...

    Norfolk Virginia, home of the largest Naval station in the world.
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    unempolyed?

    The best advice I can give you is, keep trying. And trying. And trying. Until it pays off. I'm not a fan of *******.com and the like. I think it's better to apply in person, looking sharp and being charming and confident. That way you can make a good first impression, and put a face to the...
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    top 25 movies of all time, interesting list

    Watch the Seven Samaurai. And then the Magnificent Seven. Classic. and another great, not on the list. The entire western genre got screwed, huh.
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    Pussy with no taste?

    ^Gaaaah. Gnarly.
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    Pussy with no taste?

    What? Did you want it to taste like a cheeseburger?
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    good idea for a tattoo

    My Idea is, wait until YOU KNOW what YOU WANT. If you settle on something meaningless to you, you WILL regret it. Until you know what you want, you don't need a tattoo.
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    Should Avril Lavigne try lesbian?

    I don't care. Most *********** are silly, and unimportant. Which in my eyes, makes them less attractive. It doesn't help that her music is effing terrible.
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    Hey, F.O.'s posters, every single one of you is a homosexual. I have proof!

    My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed when I tell her I'm gay now. Damn you christianity, and your logic!
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    Many NeoCons attacking gov't health insurance rely on gov't health insurance

    I just want to reiterate my original point, because I don't think anyone but faceticious actually got what I was trying to say. My point wasn't that we shouldn't have generalized healthcare. My point was, will the government handle it well, or will they screw it up, like they screw up a lot of...
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    Can You Have a Crappy Job and get chicks?

    Yep. And don't talk about your job too much if you know it's boring. I'm in telemarketing, it's how I make my living at the moment. Next topic. Just be your charming self, and don't internalize the whole situation. Be here now, not in your head worrying about what you're saying and how you're...
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    Fucked my wife's feet for the first time- great!!!

    [edit] ...haha. Nevermind.
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    Whale Tail Hunting!

    Put a smile on my face.
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    Many NeoCons attacking gov't health insurance rely on gov't health insurance

    You're right. Been a long time since I've needed any healthcare at all. Last time I was in, I needed three little stitches, and it was all covered by the company I work for. So I shouldn't be concerned with what I'll have to deal with soon enough? Or what my friends and ****** have to deal with...
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    Haifivecats

    Looks kind of like the still shot at the end of Rocky. But with cats.
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    Christopher Columbus meets Planet of the Apes

    Now he's just being an ass, and his syntax is terrible. The Walt Whitman one was funny. This was just white trash.
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    Peter Nguyen's bio on Walt Whitman

    If this was some totally free thinking form of protest aimed at a teacher or proffessor who only recognized the "classics", then this is epic, epic win. If it was just written in the spirit of pure douschy immaturity, without any real purpose but spite, then it is slightly less win.
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    Many NeoCons attacking gov't health insurance rely on gov't health insurance

    No, I don't. And if it really is that painless, I'll be first in line.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Shepherds Dog by Iron and ****. One of my favorite albums ever. White Tooth Man - Iron and **** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkqT4lzLQuU
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    solo pics what kind do you like or dislike and why?

    Anything involving Veronica Ricci, Masuimi, Ryan Keely Or Shay Laren is aces in my book.
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    Many NeoCons attacking gov't health insurance rely on gov't health insurance

    My thing is, the Government fucks up almost everything else they get in to. Do I want them to have a hand in my healthcare as well? Yeah, I see the benefits entailed. I'm just a little wary about the whole thing.
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    100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time

    They should have asked the Norwegian music medias, IMO. That list would have been insane.
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    100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time

    Who compiled the list of these so called greatest living guitarists, that's what I want to know. Whoever you are, you're a dump. Get my bags. I feel it is my duty to mention Omar Rodriguez Lopez (TMV), Adam Jones (Tool), Joe Duplantier (Gojira), Paul Waggoner (BtBaM) and about a dozen other...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I was watching Hellboy II this morning. I know alot of people don't get into it, but I love that movie.
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    you wanna feel insignificant

    Definately humbling.
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    Good news fellas! Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

    I read an article saying that male ejaculate does wonders to reduce wrinkles and crowsfeet when applied to the skin. You can look that up. You're welcome. Just be careful when you broach the subject with your lady. Seems like something that could very easily backfire, unless you use a little...
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