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  1. skechers

    I cast Thee Out!

    Epic win. lol.
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    How Often do You Bathe or Shower?

    Twice a day, *****. Gotta scrub myself awake. And I have to scrub off the work smells before I jump in the sack. lol. My lady appreciates that.
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    Michael Jackson -> 1958-2009

    Wish he could have had the time to play those shows. About a week before he died, he did a press conference about the tour, and I remember thinking he looked happy and that he sounded confident. If he HAD to go out, it would have been a fine thing for him to have gone out on top. Mike had his...
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    About Girls

    There's a ten minute cut-off for editing your post. FYI, next time, you can find the edit button to the left of the quote button at the bottom right of your post. What's up, masterhawk. Welcome to the boards. I DO have an affinity for redheads. But mostly it's whatever looks best on that...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    The Boondock Saints Rocco: [tearing through the apartment in a panic] Donna/Rayvie: Rocco! Rocco: WHAT?! Donna: ...Where's my cat? Rocco: I ****** your cat, you druggie bitch. Donna: Why? Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship. Donna: You ****** my... my... Rocco: Your...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    :thumbsup: Estimated 1.5 Million deer collide with cars every year in the US. And lets not forget the effects of overpopulation on the environment. Ravaging saplings and the native undergrowth, destroying crops, gardens. They also carry ticks that spread lyme disease.
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    I don't want to be taken advantage of. Why should you? You're whole mindframe is, roll over and play oppossum. Pascifism is a beautiful thing. The problem: everybody else aint no pascifist. People own things that can't be replaced.... What's wrong with wanting to protect those things? Hell...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    One of my favorite movies to quote. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift. Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country. Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What...
  9. skechers

    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    *Dances like an ewok*
  10. skechers

    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Dude... What?
  11. skechers

    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    A *** is certainly a weapon first and foremost. But a responsible *** owner is not walking around hoping against hope for a reason to use it. I believe the basis of the topic creator was this: People **** people with guns. It should be: bad people or uneducated people **** people with guns...
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    uhh... sexy?

    :thumbsup: LMAO!
  13. skechers

    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    My dog catches and eats flies. What say you, ****?
  14. skechers

    Favorite swear?

    That's booty...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Yeah man. Did it even go to the theatres? I didn't know it existed until I found it on Blue Ray.
  16. skechers

    What are you listening to right now?

    :thumbsup: Awesome. Me: Planet of Ice - Minus the Bear
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    Countries whos citizens cant own guns should be allowed to speak freely.

    This isn't us paying a price. This is a case of irresponsibility. Stupidity. You don't drive *****. You don't get bombed and shoot cans in your back yard. Common sense. If you don't have it, you shouldn't have guns.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Defiance with Daniel Craig was AMAZING.
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    My points, in the cases you would possibly highlight, would almost definately be the fact that those weopons weren't owned or purchased legally, weren't liscenced. And although the information most likely wouldn't be available either way, in the accidental deaths, I could say it was most...
  20. skechers

    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    You don't want to admit that bad things do happen from time to time. And that guns can prevent them from happening, often just by being there and a ***. Without ever firing a shot. It isn't always about being afraid. It's about being prepared. Need some examples? Check this out...
  21. skechers

    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Oh, no. This could be easily rectified. You know how you do it? You teach your **** about guns. About how they are not toys. About how they are to be respected. Maybe, as they get older, you teach them how to handle a *** safely. I knew the right way to hold a ***, to check to see if it was...
  22. skechers

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Two days back I saw a rig that could pull that trailah. You wanna get outa here... talk ta me.
  23. skechers

    Top Tunes to Fuck to?

    Danzig. Nuff said.
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    wanted

    No that the wrong graphic. You need the... hey... That's not even funny, Frank!
  25. skechers

    They won't hurt one bit if she was administering it!

    Unbelievably cute. Who is that?
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Ziva from NCIS. And she has handcuffs...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    I was picking at the idea. It doesn't really matter to me who's it was. The point is, bad people do bad things with guns. But guns are just the tool. And a tool that has a bigger pros collumn than cons. That isn't always made apparent, in light of said bad people doing unsaid bad things...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    I'm gonna get the papers get the papers. Fuck 'im. Fuck 'im in the ear. You fuck 'im in one ear, I'll fuck 'im in the other.
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    You never see the stories on the news where a ***, just being present, was enough to prevent a death, a robbery, a ****... Never the stories about the fourteen year old boys or girls on hunting trips with their ****, or grandfathers, bringing down their first deer. Of course you always...
  30. skechers

    Go be fat somewhere else.

    That cop's thinkin... yeah-heh-heh. I **** Blues Traveler... Suck on this, bitch.
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    What Bill Clinton would look like with a moustache.

    Yo quiro time honored ****** values, beetch.
  32. skechers

    Thumbwar!

    :rofl: Nice!
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    Man shot up to 28 times with Taser by Australian police

    You're just knitpicking my argument, man. Of course the late fellow from the story probably had a ******. But where were they when he was getting high? Getting wrecked? Being the escapist? I'm sure they knew, if they were around. If they cared? And if he cared enough about them, he might have...
  34. skechers

    Man shot up to 28 times with Taser by Australian police

    It also very well COULD HAVE BEEN a malfunction in the equipment, causing it to read that it had been shot up to 28 times. While the heart ****** could have been triggered by electric shock, the man was on a **** that wreaks havoc with the circulatory system. so there's that to take into...
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    Man shot up to 28 times with Taser by Australian police

    The story itself is a one sided one. What can I do but say "could have" and "maybe"? These are the questions that should be asked. If all the facts, if the details of the entire circumstance aren't made available. If you were standing in the path of a charging **** addled, frantic and...
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    ***** ******

    What? We don't have the ***** graphic? Screw it. Just run the one with the deer. You know. The one with the big eight point rack. Maybe no one will notice.
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    What the hell was that???

    That guy with his cup is just like... Man... I am way to fucked up for this **** to be happening to me right now. Jake, tell your uncle to put some clothes on, man!
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    Any occasion can be livened up by balloons

    I saw the movie Up to man. And now, im no scientist, but I'm pretty sure you need a few more balloons, *****. Hey, ya live and learn. Unless you die the first time.
  39. skechers

    Damn Cat never gets it right!!!

    Least it isn't a clear bottle.
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    Which of these things is not like the other?

    Looks like the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. They both just look like they're trying to ********* me. Get me to burn down a church or sacrifice a chicken or something. I'd better go.
  41. skechers

    Best musical ever

    Yeah, sweet. If we can go in that direction, I'm nominating The Yellow Submarine.
  42. skechers

    Man shot up to 28 times with Taser by Australian police

    I'm not ready to be outraged over this. The man was on Meth. Meth is the devil. Meth addicts have been known to go on rampages and turn over cars all by themselves. In light of that, It could have been necessary to shock the man like that to get him into custody before he hurt some innocent...
  43. skechers

    Pizza hut to change its name

    I know that there are far more pressing matters out there to get upset about it. But this... I don't like it. Not one bit.
  44. skechers

    N. Korea will launch long ranch missle directly hitting Hawaii on July the Fourth !

    Re: N. Korea will launch long ranch missle directly hitting Hawaii on July the Fourth We'd shoot them down.
  45. skechers

    Are you ready to...eat some cake.

    Meatloaf cover band. They call themselves "An Extra Helping"
  46. skechers

    I heard Halo wars sucks.

    You're doin it wrong...
  47. skechers

    I used to love the story of Noah's Ark when I was a ***.

    Well, there you have it. The debate is over. Earth IS more than 4000 years old. Unless.... Or course! t-rexes can't swim with their tiny lil arms. Must have turned into a bird and flown the coop. Somebody bring me a calculator. I'm blowing my own mind.
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    Property of Jolene.

    That's breaking the two biggest rules. No names. Nothing on the face. Moron. They'll take care of him in prison. A few simple exes and ohs to cover up about half of it. I'm pretty sure, within a week, it'll read "Property of Joe". Have fun, *****.
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