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Me too. Dinosaurs were my crack. I could rattle of names of species like my little cousins used to talk about pokemon characters, and tell you what period they lived in and how big they were. And then I saw Jurasic park, and learned that there were people who made a living digging up dinosaurs...

Win :1orglaugh

I kind of have this theory that god is something like Tinkerbell or Santa Clause. If you don't believe, he dies. Clap! Clap your hands if you believe in god! Now go my ********. Go and **** everyone who doesn't look or act just like you! Yay. Just my :2 cents: And boothy is smokin hot.

I think so too, but there's a difference between prejudice and ****. Alot of times we'll have a prejudiced thought, or maybe take a prejudiced action and not even realize that we've done it. But when you outright **** someone based on what they are, and not who they are, that's beyond simple...

Ow. My brain.

He's a little ant-dodging ninja. That was pretty cool.

I was thinking the same thing. His poor lady must go through Tenactin like you wouldn't believe. Boom.

Don't think there's anyone here I couldn't get along with. But I'm not sure there's anyone here I'd leave unattended around my girlfriend either. Or my ******. (don't even have one, but if I did) Or my ******. Some of you I wouldn't leave in the same room with my grandmother. But in a public...

A Perfect circle combines The Cure, and Ozzy Osbourn. lol. Awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNKvcDjEbE

Otep Lennon Murphy Nightwish The Schoolyard Heroes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5MIr1tqaU :banger: And no. You can't have Ryann Donnely. She's mine. :bowdown:

I'm a chef, and it's great because I love to cook. My favorite thing to cook from the menu right now is the Chicken Fresco. It looks and smells so good. It's funny, but I've never actually tasted it, but I've been complemented on it several times. When I'm at home, I love to cook out on the...

Never thought about it like that before. Yeah, I have no problem with it. She was kind enough to put her lips on my penis. What does that make me look like, if I can't even kiss her after? A dump. That's what.

Socks. I think it was love at first sight for Bill. I know exactly what went through his mind. It looks like this cat's wearing socks... and if I could, well that's all I'd wear too. I must have this cat.

Yeah, I have. And it led to getting back together. Which is exactly what I wanted at the time. We're still together, and I have no complaints or regrets. But that's my situation. I don't know yours, so... careful. If it's just sex, than treat it like it's just sex. Not like doin the deed is...

Turner and Hooch.

Elvis. Elvis Presley? Over rated? :rolleyes:

I like a good who-dun-it.

There's no way I'd ever be able to narrow it down to one. No way. But if I'm listening to Tool, then it's whatever Tool song happens to be playing at the time... That's my favorite song. So right now it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZJ7Uc9jzA

Bad vibes, man. All that **** is going to hurt you in the long run.

Madness? This... IS... COLAAAAA I crack myself up.

She isn't my ***** girl. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Closure in Moscow - We Want Garantees, Not Hunger Pains http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpu9s6aafws Hell yeah.

False.

Creepy...

No, it's not that they are too hard, or discombobulated for me. I listen to all kinds of much crazier, much more distorted and experimental progressive rock/metal type groups. The Mars Volta are incredibly scathing and almost random in their time and tempo, and I love them. It's just Muse's...

I can't stress number nine enough. Getting head can never be too sloppy.

I can't get into Muse.

She was the very first pornstar I ever crushed on. Legendary. I don't care if she is old and wrinkly. I would break myself fucking that chick.

When was Batman and Robin made? Nipples on the bat suit.... Nipples. On the bat suit. In the Name of the King did suck hard. But the song playing during the ending credits is epic. :D

I heard he was a really sweet guy, once you got to know him. Do you think he's sitting there at his desk right now, reading one of about a million threads like this and just thinking, "good lord... I'm running a nation full of effing morons"?

Zombieland. Amazing.

Well, there's that movie coming out pretty soon, so... I'm guessing that on the evening of December 21st, 2012 they'll probably run that on TNT. I mean... why wouldn't they?

Bingo. And the very first post no less. Kudos.

For someone who loves Tool as much as I do, you'd think that Maynard would be my favorite vocalist of all time. Well, he is. But he ties with Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse. One of the greatest lyricists I can think of. And he always sounds like he's right on the verge of just completely...

Time to ditch the weed and start rocking that bitch before the cops get here. Oh wait. Nevermind. You're boned.

I've always liked hats, specifically beanies. But lately I've had an affinity for driver's, and i'm thinking about picking up a new one from lids.com. They've got alot of cool stuff.

Despite my earlier post on the funny pictures threads, I agree whole heartedly. :D Honestly, I don't know how they put up with us sometimes. I know, if I had been born a woman, I'd have been a lesbian.

A trilby is like a fedora with the brim turned up along the sides and back. Looks great, if you're of the metrosexual persuasion. :1orglaugh

:rofl: new to me.

We all know that women can't drive. They just don't have the hand to eye cooridnation or the capacities that us guys do. But what else do they fail at? In this thread, we post videos and pictures of women of all statuses, races and ages, getting owned in the real world. By stationary...

Epic. I've been telling people for years, the cute furry thing is just a front for their lowlife behavior.

What the world would be like inside a Peter Gabriel video.

Ugh. I fucking **** spiders.

Hmmm. There should have been a poll to this. Fail. Anyway, if you're interested, the options were: Baseball Cap Flat bill Trucker Driver's Cap Castro Trilby Beanie Viking helmet Other (explain) My pointless thread just got more pointless. lol.

:hatsoff: Do you wear them? What kind do you like most?

It's simple, lil buddy. Jesus starts by using his pointer finger. But after sculpting assholes for hours and hours, his pointer finger gets tired. So then, he switches to his middle finger, and then his ring finger... until eventually he has to use his pinky finger. And that's why some ladies...

Twelve... well, maybe fourteen of the servers at the restaraunt where I work. Me oh my. I love my job.

Enjoy being flat broke for the next eighteen years. :wave2:

Squirt *** full of hot suace. for those of us who aren't so evil. hehe.

Did you know; The man who shot the man who shot Lincoln, Sgt Boston Corbetts was a born-again evangelical christian possibly (lol) suffering from mental problems, thanks to the mercury fumes he was exposed to while working in the hatters trade. Corbetts castrated himself with a pair of scissors...