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  1. skechers

    More ********* plastic surgery gone bad.

    Snuffie doesn't come around much anymore.
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    If you look very close....................

    Yeah, i'm wearin a tong. Wanta fight about it?
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    If you look very close...............

    Nice headlights.
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    Top 10 worst musical movie moments ever

    When I think of musicals, I have to think like oldschool disney flicks. Or The Nightmare Before Christmas. Really, the only stage musicals I like all that much was the movie versions of Little shop of Horrors, and The Phantom of the Opera.
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    So after 26 years, I finally get a date

    The common sense you're showing here is blowing my mind :) Write on.
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    Best musical ever

    The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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    Spanking?

    My girlfriend loves it, and she definately converted me. At first, I wasn't sure about it. I'm a total pascifist. I was kind of awkward with it. I was afraid of hurting her badly. But the more I tried it, the hotter I saw her get about it when I cut loose, the sounds she'd make, the way she'd...
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    anal answers

    I was curious about it for a while. But me and one of my buddies where hanging out, ********, goofing off. And I mentioned that I would like it if my girlfriend at the time would let me fuck her ass. He told me he'd done it before. Said it was kind of over rated. His exact words were "it's a...
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    Stunner Bodysuits. . .

    I sincerely wish I hadn't clicked when I clicked. Even more. I wish I hadn't actually WAITED for the picture to load up. Damnit.... Got me. :hatsoff:
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    Girl on Girl Action

    Snap.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Old song that I had stuck in my head for like a week. Finally just had to youtube it just so I could get it out of my system. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNGLU_VsePg
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    Livin the *****

    Most of me thinks it looks junky. But the white trash in me can't help but stand back and just... admire it. Job well done sir.
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    Are Panties & Lingerie A Turn On?

    For me, cuter is sexier. I like little pink hearts, bows, polka dots. I LOVE those little cartoon devils and hello kitties on the seat or the front. The lacey, victoria secret stuff is okay from time to time. But it isn't my favorite when it comes to panties. I dig lacy bras though. As far...
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    What is your favorite maxim, axiom or words to live by?

    Work smarter. Not harder. K.I.S.S. (keep it simple, stupid) Nothing worth having comes easy.
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    moral dillema....

    Would you care if the woman you're seeing found herself in the same situation, and decided to take her friend up on the offer?
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    A guide to satan fingers.

    I don't need a manual to ROCK. LOL. Satan's got your nose.
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    She must have a ******** problem

    That's alot of trouble for a glass of ****. Darlin. Wild Irish Rose is four bucks a bottle.
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    No Kissing of any kind allowed.

    Yep.
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    Are Panties & Lingerie A Turn On?

    Yes. Beyond a shadow of a doubt. I love it when my girl rocks a sexy new pair of boyshorts, or a brand new thong for me. Smiles so big they hurt :) lol.
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Pulp Fiction Jules: Would you describe for me what Marsellus Wallace looks like? Brett: (too terrified to speak) Jules: …What country you from? Brett: …What? Jules: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?" Brett: What?! Jules: English, motherfucker! Can you speak...
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    Favorite swear?

    Aww, HORSESHIT! I refuse to acknowledge the word "Cunt" as a curse word. It's too pretty a noun.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Up. Good stuff.
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    Piano Covers of Pop Songs

    Not really a "pop" song. But holy crap! Pushit (Salival) - Tool Piano cover by Thumphrey05 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENZk1dntmeY
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    Who is your role model?

    Hahaha. Very cool. You have much to teach us :thumbsup:
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    Piano Covers of Pop Songs

    Yep. Killer. :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Incubus - Dig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIUA9105GKI Cool video.
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    Favorite Cologne

    My girl likes me in Drakkar Noir or however you spell it, every once in a while. Going out, doin stuff. But most of the time she's fine with my soap, deoderant and sweat. :P
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    Bush Can't But Its OK for this Obama Guy???

    Afghanistan should have been the focal point for the Bush regime from the start. Not just a stepping stone into Iraq.
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    Sticking your fingers up your ass as a bloke, gay or not?

    When you do it, are you wishing your finger was Jonny Depp's throbbing cock? If so. Then yeah. If not, then it's just getting yourself off. Homosexuality is when you want sex from, or are attracted to other members of the same sex...
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    Do You Care About The Other Guy or Girl

    There's a reason why she's with me, and not him. :) Doesn't bother me.
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    Beware of...What the what?!?

    LMAO! That should be the caption on this picture's motivational poster.
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    Piano Covers of Pop Songs

    I'll check them out. In the meantime, you should see if you can find the piano version of Only the Strong Survive by Flaw. Volz has such a strong, amazing voice. Cool thread.
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    Epic Bans

    Okay. I didn't search this. Don't really have much time. So if there's already a thread like this, please feel free to link it to me. :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: I'm relatively new here, but I've been a member of a number of different internet forums over the...
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    Cure for depression

    STOP! DO NOT ***** WHEN YOU ARE DEPRESSED! Alot of people think getting ****** is a cure. It isn't. It's like putting a boring telephone call on hold. Sometimes it makes it worst. Especially if you're ******** alone. Sometimes you need to have a best buddy take you out, set you down on a...
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    Movie scenes: do you ever find yourself..

    Oh dude. The bootcamp scenes of Full Metal Jacket. And then the Sniper fight at the end.
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    Greatest music video ever...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg Hey girl... I got somethin' reeeeal important for ya. So just set back... and listen.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Rush - Spirit of the Radio
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    Movie scenes: do you ever find yourself..

    That scene from the Boondock Saints, where Rocco is flipping out, screaming at his girlfriend. So freaking funny. "SHUT YER FAT ASS, RAMEY! I CAN'T BUY A PACK OF SMOKES... WITHOUT RUNNIN IN TA NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED!!!" In The Deerhunter, When Deniro and Walken are at that VC POW camp, and...
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    What the haps, sugah? How's digs? :)

    What the haps, sugah? How's digs? :)
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    Favourite Breakfast?

    Chicken Fried steak and white gravy. Oh so bad for you. lol. But if it's made right, it makes my whole day. Other than that, pancakes, strawberry syrup, a few strips of turkey bacon, maybe two eggs, and fried potatos. At my parent's house. Because nobody cooks it up like my ***.
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    My Super Fantastic Amazing Self-Absorbed Politically-Incorrect Thread

    Not me man. And I'd usually consider myself a romantic fellow. But you know, I've never thought of it that way. Usually, when I meet a girl, and fall in love, I'm so incredibly attracted to her that I would masturbate thinking of her, to her, with her... whatever. lol. Interesting question.
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    Letterman over the line on Palin ********?

    There are no lines. What most of those people have to say doesn't really matter. Especially if what that is is just lame jokes. Know what I mean, jellybean?
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    Who Is this babe?

    Got me. Wrong board, btw. Try the ID section.
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    Attn: Futurama Fans - IT'S BACK!!!...

    Zoidberg rules. Love the theme song too.
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    Being single vs. being in a relationship

    There's a period, after you go through, and then get over the initial hurt of a breakup, where being single is great. It's a blast. But for me, that feeling never lasts. I **** being single for too long. The casual stuff just isn't for me.
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    Gunman, guards exchange fire in Holocaust Museum

    I just read that the gaurd who was shot has died :( Sad news.
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    havn't been round,I know this was prob. posted,I'm sorry but.....SANDEE!!!! NO!!!!!!

    Re: havn't been round,I know this was prob. posted,I'm sorry but.....SANDEE!!!! NO!!! I love tats. That's a nice one. I support it. Sorry TC :)
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    The morning after the night before...

    He's got to take the worst leak of his life. Might be time to swallow your pride, man. Maybe if you get it wet, it'll come off easier.
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    The Flash...

    This guy lights a fart, and Flash!
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