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Yes. On the rocks. I don't know. I know I'm going to sound Like a puss. But I'd much rather enjoy my night these days, rather than get blasted and forget it. And I work a pretty tough gig. I don't want a hangover. I can do it with one, but I'd rather not. Hey, four years ago, I'd ***** all you...

Why did you even click on the topic you crazy person? You knew it wasn't your demographic. Bad vibes for the sake of bad vibes, man. Bad vibes. Mos Def. Talib Kweli JayZ The Dilated Peoples Busta Rhymes.

Epic.

I"m not trying to pick apart memories. I'm just saying... Why is every american who fights in an american war become a hero just like that? Don't actions during that war count? Mike meant something to some people. These guys, mean something to some? Why compare? Why the contempt? Just let be...

I had a relative who was ****** during the witch trial periods. But I don't get all hot under the collar every time the crucible is on. Now yes, I know. If a movie was written about a guy you know or knew, or a relative you have or have had, and that movie portrays that person as being... not...

I decided awhile ago that I wasn't paying for porn anymore. Simple as that. If it goes down the drain, so be it. My vote is: sex is free. And funner.

If I had to shoot, I'd go with ****** almost every time. Much rather have a scotch on the rocks. Lets make that happen.

No offense to topic creator but, why care? You won't ever know the WHOLE story. History belongs to the conqueror. But if you wanted as close as you can get, watch the history channel or read a book, I guess. Movies are just entertainment. Just be entertained. :)

There is a town called hell in Michigan. A lil hole in the wall, with nothing but an Icecream shop and a bar, both with Hell themes. My girlfriend took me there last month. It was awesome. We got hammered, had some rocky road and fucked like rockstars in this trashy motel. I don't know if all...

Turkey and Deer. Ran over a raccoon in my car once. Felt bad about that.

:rofl: Thats a burn.

:rofl: Epic. So Epic. To answer the topic question... Not a penny.

Making Christmas, from Tim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas. Covered by Rise Against. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCET4j8W_fU So fucking cool.

Oooh. Sexy :rofl:

My ****** raised me as a gentleman. Makes all the difference. What some would call "going out of your way" in some places, here for alot of us southern boys in the US, it's ***** of habit.

A Perfect Circle - Lovesong, originally done by The Cure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4rOhWy0zs

What's your perfect day off? Go into as much or as little detail as you want. Skip this if you want :) I'd **** up around 9:30am. If my girl is still in bed, I'd coax her awake. See if she wanted to screw. After we had a go- maybe two (mornings are the best) I'd probably **** off for another...

True R&B is hard to find. Boyz II Men where the last really good Rythm and Blues group. Marvin Gaye is king. If the torch had to be ******, then I'd like to think it'd go to Cee Lo. He's the fucking man.

Cigaro, by system of a down. Because my cock IS much bigger than yours.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Ummmm... You forgot Danny Carey. He's the freaking GM darklord. The one that hands out the paychecks and writes up the scheduals for these other chumps. ;)

I don't really mind or care for any of these people. No one should. ...I could do without Rush Limbaugh. Not even because of his views. But I find him disgusting as a person.

Octahedron - The Mars Volta. Omar is a fucking THUNDERGOD. Next will be Salival by Tool. I feel the need... lol.

Wouldn't change anything because I like who I am today. Except maybe- maybe- I'd have tried to nail the creative writing coach when I was a senior. Looking back, I think I can actually pinpoint a perfect opportunity that I had. If I had done this, said that... lol. And I guess maybe not. But...

Stewart, and the whole daily show cast. Hilarious.

Lamb by Cristopher Moore. All I really wanted to add to the discussion. Not important. But a greatly entertaining read, for anyone interested :)

Kylee Swanson of Loquat. Oh my god... Such a beautiful voice. Just.... amazing. Ryann Donnely of The Schoolyard Heroes. Dark and sassy. And so fucking cute in that "i'ma leave you all scratched up and sore" kinda way. Fionna Apple, for alot of the same reasons. And Joan Jette herself. Lita...

Did somebody say "donkey show"? Never in a million years. I'd be all about watching her with another woman though.

Whoops-a-daisy!

Epic.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Jesus! The ***** of the splooge leaving my body has.... created vacuum.... sucking my asshole... out... through my dickhole... turning... inside-out! Oh god.... must stop coming... oh god... oh god... Not again!

Womun, I'm putting the pud-ding in ya puuussy with the jello puddin pop, ahah hah hah! Mr. Huxtable doesn'ta play with the puusssy! ahah hah. Best Cosby impression I could mannage en text. lol.

I think we should take care of world hunger. End war. End Genocide. Fix the economy. Maybe even save the whales. Then we can worry about this Max fella. He'll be fine. Kick someones ass, or become someone's bitch, buddy! Get ahold of some smokes, even if you don't smoke yourself. Oh, and...

Oh YES! OOOOOH ME! MEEEEEE! YES! I'M SO FUCKING GOOD!

Coming from an unusual source? You mean like from the nose? Ha cha cha cha

There's no point in defending ***** driving if your going to cite it as a major reason people die in accidents on the road. Either way, bringing up the other reasons why people wreck is no defense. When you get behind the wheel, you're expected to drive responsible. Not just when it comes to...

Why risk any reprocussions of ******** and driving, legal or otherwise? To me this is splitting hairs. Copping out. If you were responsible enough to say... "well I've only had a LITTLE to *****. I should be okay to drive." You should be responsible enough to say... "I should get a ride home...

The Mars Volta - Viscera Eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvq4DlFWOs Bad ass.

There's far too much science being discussed here when the only thing that matters is, ******** and driving is a really dumb and irresponsible thing to do. Had a couple of buddies have their driving liscences taken away. And we've all heard the horror stories about accidents, where ******* was...

I have to stop myself from humming the Rocky anthem. Dum duhduhdum duhduhdum duhduhdum dadadum dadadum dadadum dadadum Duh duh daaaaaaaah dumdumdum dum daaaaaah Getting strooooongerrrrrr!

If there is a hell, I'm going there for laughing at this so hard. :rofl:

Chocolate covered peanuts. One or two JR. Mints... yeah. Okay. But Goobers? At the movies? I'll **** a whole box during the previews, man.

I'm so wary of singers these days. I tend to think that the passion and conviction in a vocalists performance matters more than talent, or skill. But if you just don't sound good singing, you have no business making money off of it. These days, auto voice correction is everywhere. Sinatra...

In the last week I have been told by several different women that I toss salad like nobody's business. That would be weird, except I just got a job maintaining, and doing prep for the Salad Bar at the local Ruby Tuesdays. :D So yeah. I just wanted to crack a lame joke. And ham it up...

I like it when she dirty talks to me. Degrades me. Calls me a little boy, or a fag. Asks me if that's the best I can do. Slap me around a little. Sets me off. Makes me try even harder. Makes me feel like a tiger who's been poked and prodded and then let out of his cage to fuck some **** up...

I would **** myself.

It's just like pulp fiction. You never get to see whats in the damn suitcase. But whatever it is, it must be AWESOME.

Sinatra.

Lotion on your elbows. Get that fo sho.