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A wolverine. With a full set of sweet adamantean claws.

They all did. But I wonder most about Kurt, and how he would have evolved as an artist. Sad stuff. I also have to wonder about John Lennon. Also, Shannon Hoon, Brad Nowell, Tupac, Cliff Burton and Bob Marley.

That's what I was thinking.

Pat Benetar.

Several posts from members today have got me to thinking. Have you ever been attracted to someone, say, who's nose might have been a little larger than average? Ever been struck by a model, actress or pornstar who's facial features would be considered just shy of "classic beauty"? Does your...

What if I marry someone who likes porn too? Plenty women watch porn. Or a rational person who knows that I am committed to her, and want only her love, and her hands on my body, but like all men, I am a visually stimulated creature. And that just like she might find other men attractive, I also...

Good tattoos, yes. And tongue peircings, and nipple piercings are always fun

Or watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno. "It feels like fucking a flashlight."

The Bunnyman of Fairfax Virginia. (The Urban Legend, Unmasked) :thumbsup: http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/library/branches/vr/bunny/bunny.htm Excerpt: Bizzarre. The Jersey Devil is one of my favorite halloween stories. For those of you who don't know about the JD, or know about him but...

They come up with some of the catchiest riffs I've ever heard. Definately has an eighties thing goin on in the new one. Pretty trippy. Such a great band. Digging the female vocalist as well. Sexy. Thanks alot, my man. :D

Hell's Night Bump.

That was my point.

Who? Jet? Jet sucks. J/K Well, not about Jet sucking.

I just wanna know why we're discussing this. Who is she?

Is that the broad from Paranormal Activity? Yeah. She's cute. Nothing wrong with that.

My girlfriend actually told me about this just this morning. She heard about them from someone at work. I just about came when I heard the lineup. Now to check out the tune. 5 seconds in... damn. 40 seconds in... fuck yeah! Breakdown. FUCK yeah! *drumroll on desk* Jamgasm. I do want more.

Oh, me? I brush my teeth twice a day when I can, but I must admit sometimes I do slack and.... Oh.... Oh. Wrong thread. :o

Rocking my jeep wrangler 4WD. Gas mileage sucks, and there's no room for cargo. Even less when I get the back seats ripped out and replaced with a speaker box. But 4WD minus the top, and doors? Beach-sexzay.

What's this do for ya? http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mcgruff1.jpg

God is only against stupid people having sex. That's where the bible come in.

^This.

False. You can find the female body attractive, and pleasing to look at, without needing to ruin your keyboard, or having to clean off your monitor. Also, freeones talk is populated by funny and interesting people, who can hold up a conversation.

I'm not exactly sure how to calculate this. I'm unsure, and so will not vote. This seems like serious business to some folks here lol. I will say that my numbers are probably around 2:1 with masturbation ahead. I contribute this to my first three years after discovering masturbation/sex...

That, I think, is a big part of why these things stick around :hatsoff: (thanks man. Apparently I gotta spred the rep around, but I'll get you.) :thumbsup: Makes you wonder, though. Thanks for the read, Slay.

That's a burn.

Nerdy chicks are amazing.

That is awesome. Especially the little freaky gremlin thing. I would have **** myself. :1orglaugh

That would be awesome, man. And very much appreciated :bowdown: Thanks Tunsty, Lech and Jason. Repped, all. The stories behind the blue mist road are so killer. I want to go. After reading about the patasola, I had to run an image search. Found some pretty cool stuff. Here are some of my...

Making me do stuff on my days off, when I should be watching football, or playing video games. Refusing to give me head while I'm watching football or playing videogames...

It's such a great story. And after reading the wiki you can really see how it inspired so many other great stories (like the Hills Have Eyes) Kinda Like Ed Gein. I'd love to see the cave. Wicked :)

Pretty fucking cool. 100 miles? You'd think the devil could afford a bus ticket, huh :) errr.. I guess, cairrage ride? The narrative in the Hairy Hands one was the best part. And the picture at the end was priceless. Thanks man. Repped. :D

I can't help but agree.

Repped. Thanks man. :thumbsup: I'm only a few lines in, and I'm already hooked. You had me at cannibalisation. :1orglaugh

Would there be cuddling after?

Note: This thread isn't about wether or not you believe in ghosts, haunted houses, creatures (i.e... jersy devils, bigfoot) or anything else deemed "unexplainable" so please keep that in mind and don't flame accordingly :) However, feel free to express your opinions. I think one of the side...

He was good for a laugh on Night At the Museum. Apart from that, I don't really care what he does. I'm not required by law to watch any of it.

I'm not a fan of pokemon. I am a fan of boobs. She has nice boobs. It's like, if I see a chick with great cans wearing a KISS tshirt, am I suddenly going to like KISS after not really caring about them all my life? No. But I still likes dem boobies!

You're dehydrated. And by the way... :throwup:

The Terrible Towel my grampa gave me as a joke. A cruel, mean spirited joke. Go Bucs (at least win one!)

I was raised on classic rock, and have always hated AC/DC. But this doesn't make me an exception to the rule, because there isn't any rule. It's all subjective. Everybody has an asshole. And if you have an asshole, you have an opinion. :wave: I would like to reiterate. I can't stand...

lol. Wow. This is one fucked up thread. Hoo boy. :rofl: You should ask her. :)

I'd be a mutant and pwn you all.

Bright Eyes - If the Brakeman Turns My Way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpS7B8-vU8o

+1 The White Album -1 Back in Black

RE4 Bioshock

See it. In theaters. There really is no middle ground. It will either freak you out, or you'll think it's dumb. But if you see it, see it in the theater. Get the full crowd effect. Don't wait for the DVD. Walking out of the theater, there were girls ******. The person sitting next to me...

Why are so many dudes dummies? Two sides to a coin.

They're not important flicks. If they stop making them, I will move on with my life just fine. That said, I don't mind shelling out the six bucks to see them. They capture a feeling of anxiety and impending doom that not alot of other horror flicks can. Yeah, the story is convoluted. But I...

Wonder why. :wave2: But at the same time, if you've had your good times, then you have something to take with you. So think of it like that, if it helps. Not like that other way. People mostly just want to feel needed. Life is confusing. Don't hold it against her.

She's keeping his balls hostage. It's as simple as that. Tell him to get his balls back.