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My girlfriend calls it her kitty.

You were already moving on. You never really had a romantic relationship. You have to understand that. Whenever you get involved with anyone who is already involved with someone else, and won't do the right thing from the beggining - which is: be honest - you aren't really exclusive. In this...

Are we talking fanatics? Is either party taking their own personal beliefs just a bit too seriously? Always trying to convert the other? Always making it a big deal, or shooting down what the other one says about the matter? That would be a problem. But if we're talking about two different...

I just want a hover craft. Something like the cars in The Fifth Element would be sweet.

Your penis must be one solid calus by now.

I agree. Glad that's outa the way again.

Dominate.

Modest Mouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOVkEIgfOw Queens of the Stoneage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNhrTwI6xOI Candlebox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgIwXqdovNs Momento http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VinsxjVhDp4&feature=related (This band should have had a chance to evolve...

Dirty fucking shameless pricks.

Ohio - Modest Mouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdRuUUA2eg

Can anyone say "Class Action"?

Macy Grey. Not dead. Just mute. Please

There is only one truly definitive answer these days. "That's why we wanna play a song from The Dessert Sessions that's about fuckin'." I Wanna Make it Wit Chu - Queens of the Stoneage...

No! :ak47: :eyeso:

Everyone on your list. But I picked "Other" because Brad Nowell wasn't up there.

lol :D

Hope he doesn't find any surprises down there.

What ***** me is, she did her nails. Oh darlin. You aren't supposed to paint the walls until you fix the leaky roof. Priorities.

I've seen girls with ice cream cones and lollipops, of all different shapes and sizes. I don't know why, but this hotter. By far. Mmm mmm mmm. Sticky.

P.y.t.

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This thread makes me happy.

I like a nice six pack. Nice cut back. But I'd be turned off by huge, veiny musclebound arms and legs. I like em womanly.

I'm saving up for 2012.

Just broke a string on my air guitar. Damn.

You have to admit. Some porn is kind of rediculous. When I see some dude bouncing his pud off a woman's forehead, I can't help but laugh myself. Then there's the obvious faking. Moaning a little too loudly. Talking a little too dirty. Some of it is just plain dumb. Not all of it. But some...

Night on the Sun by Modest Mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IzfFyO2sjU

Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? Josh: They're not hookers. They're massage therapists. Mover Guy 1: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money. Mover Guy 2: There's a word for that... I think it's hooker. Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!

No no. I was agreeing with you about what the topic creator should do. Didn't think you needed the advice. I could smell the manliness on you through my internet. :D

Nah. And I think, even if I was miserable in my life right now, I'd want to see where it goes no matter what. Anything could happen. I went through a bout with depression, about two years long. I think the key is trying to MAKE things right. Not waiting for everything to just work its self out.

I heard from a nurse that they have to classify any case of flu as H1N1.

Yeah man. You're totally gonna get all the girls. Do it. Oh. And grow a soulpatch. And wear a vest over your tshirts. Yeah.

I haven't been hunting in years. My grampa would take me out when I was a ***. Bought me my first rifle, and my shotgun. I ****** a couple of turkey, and a deer. All fine and good, but for me hunting was mostly about the bonding experience. Spending time with the old man in the woods. Now...

Yeah. And the fact that it happened in germany didn't help. The german language can sound pretty scarey without demon possesion. Totally chilling, though.

Ooh. The Fly.

People of islamic faith often do this kind of thing as well. Some piece of art goes against our relegion, and so it must be removed and lost to everyone. Same with athiests. One nation under god. Who cares? Understand that though you may disagree with something, that doesn't mean you...

Re: hottest latina Cote De Pablo, AKA Ziva David of NCIS. Chilean. Not Isreali. And incredibly beautiful.

That look on their faces, and the awkward robotic positions of both of their bodies in near perfect unison reminds me of the girls in that Addicted to Love video. Did that happen to anyone else? Gotta say, though. Those pink heels are doing the trick, kitten. Mmhmm. You can leave those on.

It all really has to work together, you know what I mean. But the first thing I look for is the face, specifically the eyes and lips. After that, I wants to see that big, beautiful round... personallity. Yeah. That's it. Personallity.

Sorry for the double post. Forgot to mention the horror comedies. Idol Hands, An American Werewolf in London, The Lost Boys, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (little known, but pretty cool) Zombieland, which has become one of my favorites. And mostly a comedy, but still a great...

I just saw Drag Me to Hell tonight, and if it's campy you want, that's the movie for you. If you haven't already seen it, anyway. It's a blasty blast :D Yeah, please see The Excorcist if you haven't. Good lord. And that reminds me of another one. The Excorcism of Emily Rose. That movie was...

Number one. The streets is serious. <-------(white devil)

Yep. It's official. My penis is now just for show. I'll never get another boner again. Goodbye, sex drive. I'll miss you. Dude. Why?

Bet they go through birth control like **** through a goose up there.

I could not disagree with you more.

APC playing Diary of a Love Song. Which is a mashup of the Cure's Lovesong, and Ozzy's Diary of a Madman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNKvcDjEbE Amazing. I posted this earlier on the "what are you listening to right now" thread. But it deserves another mention here because it is, well...

Psychadellic Jesus. My girlfriend is going as a naughty nun.

***** and guts don't really effect me anymore. It's the psychological stuff that I find scarier than anything else. Hardcandy was a great one. The Mothman Prophecy, The Thing, The Excorcist, the Shining, Silence of the Lambs. Hitchcock was the master of playing on your fears, I would start with...

I believe there WAS a god, and I believe he had a voice just like Zordon from the power rangers. He was, however, defeated by Ashes to Ashes era David Bowie in 1984. Now, there is no god. There is only funk where god used to be. I believe there may be a spiritual ***** of nature. But it...

The human race is amazingly stupid.