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I bet I could fit my penis in her pocket! Wait...

Unfortunately, I was unable to find one instance where someone died when trying to use prayer instead of medical science.

I read through the Jersey Shore script and found it to be a masterpiece. What impressed me most was your blatant misuse of "there", "their" and "they're", graphically doing so as to make the viewer aware of the failing U.S. education system. However, I am not sure viewers will be able to catch...

Michelle Bachmann needs to be voted out of the political picture, and fast, before she does any more damage. What a fucking nut job. And hopefully, she will take the rest of the tea baggers with her.

The city would die rather quickly, that is for sure. Of the 56000 active members, what, about 50 are female? Yeah...not liking those odds, because there is a pretty damn good chance every one of those dudes would cum in their pants before any of those women even got their shirts off. And what a...

For some reason, Ohio State always seems to be right on the brink of some huge to do. Them, or Notra Dame. I do hear their dean is a bit...odd.

In a second! Is that Clara's mentally retarded ****** Bleh?

Try taking the blinders off and looking at the entire picture. On the very day, there were also people who said that, had people in the theater been armed, this never would have happened. I saw one blogger attempt to blame the Occupy movement, hours after it happened. On the other hand, I have...

Maybe a toy *****? A tiny toy *****, about an inch tall? A tiny toy *****, about an inch tall, without a penis?

Barry Larkin and Ron Santo will officially be inducted into the Baseball Hall-of-Fame in a couple of hours.

How many times do I have to tell you...I am a dwarf, damn it!

Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help Am I getting a blow job from this guy or what?

Gunnie's real name is Charity?

Yeah, Katie Morgan has one of the more annoying voices...she sounds like a complete ditz, yet she is one of the smarter cookies around.

Done, and done! Anything for a bit of charity.

What is really cool about this in a totally different way about it is her smile - she is truly enjoying herself. You see a lot with serious looks, with frowns on their face. Jenneke is downright loving this.

The innocent look on your face while vibbing yourself makes the picture about a billion times even more erotic. Yowzer.

How do we know no one else was armed? I hear people doing the tough guy routine all the time, that had they been there with their sidearm, it would have never happened. I say "bunk". Pretty safe to say that none of us have ever been in a situation such as this - and hopefully never will - and...

Screw you, Cutie! Why!!???!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?

And there is one of the reasons I like to run.

Pfft. Old news. I jerk off with snails all the time.

Re: Bibi Jones quits porn It probably hurt, actually...

That is my fucking shoe! How did you get my fucking shoe!!!??!!!

I put money up, I am going to need to get a very good feel of them. At least four hours.

VV is not people.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/20/opinion/sunday/the-******-on-women-is-real.html http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/05/paycheck-fairness-act-senate-vote_n_1571413.html http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2012/07/tax-cut-wars-have-already-started See above. Oh, and...

Neat bit of trivia: If you take one of BlueBalls' asshairs, grind it up and put it in a cup of tea, you will become nigh-invulnerable for a year. True story.

I am rather much into tattoos...when done right, they can not only be quite hot, but great pieces of art.

I don't know, Sabrina...Pooh is pretty fucking hot...

Tell you what - write a couple of paragraphs and post them here. If they literally make my cock jump out of my pants, then I bankroll the whole thing. I can do it. I sell a few hundred of my baseball cards, I could bankroll the next Batman movie. No lie.

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Where in the hell was he keeping that second ball? Were that in the majors - and were that play reviewed, I could imagine the umps' heads exploding.

Wouldn't want to get stuck with a baby dildo.

Did Rembrandt have his own TV show? I think not!

But of course. Speaking of which, when are you coming over for our scene?

No, go ahead. Give me the proof. Without any other information, though, I will simply know that you are talking out of your ass. I now anxiously await proof from both yourself and Master Roshi.

Because it was not man-made then means it is not man-made now? Huh.

Could I see sources on this? I find it hard to believe that the sun would just suddenly start heating up for no reason at all.

Your words simply flow off your keyboard, like rain inside a paper cup, they slither wildly.

Seriously, it is a great idea to put that on your resume. No. Seriously, a great idea. That will absolutely set off no sirens or anything.

As you can see from those pictures, I had lost a lot of weight. Unfortunately, I put it back on after raiding the vending machine. BTW, Petra, thanks for stuffing the ones in the g-string (you cannot see the creative places she put some of them). I got some good candy bars out of them!

Yeah, everyone knows porn writers rake in the biggest coin and get the hottest tail.

If you **** someone and think that **** is justified, there is seriously something wrong with you. Dislike someone, sure. Disagree with someone, quite all right. But to outright **** another human being? There is something seriously wrong with you, old chap. Now, about the topic on hand. I see...

Actually, you DID say 47 percent...it was the second word in your comment. If you were quoting a source, you might want to actually quote that source.

I will go on a different limb and say that Romney will win the election. Not because he deserves it, not because he will not fall flat on his face many times - but because he has some very rich and powerful men backing him up, men who are willing to spend literally hundreds of millions to keep...

How is it veiled name calling when I specifically call groups of people "cunts". Seriously, if you are going to try to argue points with someone, at least try to go for the jugular instead of acting like a little pussy and running away. Be a man around it, instead of trying to be a pretty little...

Not a huge fan of them, I can safely say. But, I do have a way of taking care of the truly evil fuckers when they dare venture into my apartment. Absolutely soaking them with a fine mist of water weighs them down enough that they cannot go anywhere - allowing me to take my Tony Oliva baseball...

I am sure that, in your very small brain, that "squirting out babies" statement is true. To those of us who actually research and read stuff, rather than going by what our ******'s ******** buddy says, this would be incorrect. Warning...A lot of reading is involved, which will probably take...

Actually, I never said I was not labeling a like-minded group, either. Since the whole Obamacare thing came to light, you guys - that would mean Republicans, conservatives, righties, whichever you wish to call yourselves (since you have seemed to willfully put yourself into the "you guy" group)...

Did I say that, or did I site this one case? Did I need to go through every case where a liberal compared whomever to a ****, for your entertainment? Ok, then. Anyone - anyone - who attempts to compare anything going on in the United States with the Nazis or the Holocaust is a fucking cowardly...