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Lot of those around here. Do you like 500 pound chicks, too?

Her body is one, giant tit!

I know of four people who answered the poll who are lying. Anyway, of course I did. Sure, I had to bread the ruler a couple of times to get to the size I wanted...

Ohio can suck its own dick. And this guy can die, very slowly, very painfully.

Fucking socialists fish.

I've usually made a decision as to whether or not I will buy it before even seeing the cover.

So, in 11 years, the same people who used firemen and policemen as a way to get elected after 9/11 have completely and totally turned on those same people, deeming their jobs so worthless, many of them deserved fired. Bravo, guys. Bravo.

You can have the shampoo. I am buying that thong.

Be well, Nikki. Seriously.

Way to go, Sky. High five. Wash your hand first.

That has to be Anders poking his head out of the closet. And vacation picture? I thought that was what Roald did daily.

Angry, fat white people. The world would be better without them.

I had forgotten both of these movies had existed, and my own existence had become a quiet, joyful one...until seeing this thread title. Damn you, ST...Damn you to hell!

It was a bit above OK. Not spectacular. Not crap. Just, a bit above OK. The shots were absolutely beautiful. Some of the characters were interesting, others were like some of the marines in Aliens. Fodder. However, it was incomplete...but I believe on a purpose. I think Scott was looking a bit...

Both. That said, why the fuck do I have to swim through several pictures of John Boehner while looking at Kate? Boehner takes away boner.

I am assuming he is sitting on a branch on the tree behind him. "Sitting" being a figure of speech, of course.

They might get a chance, should they decide to elect Mitt. Of course, once he destroys the economy, the blame will go to Obama and whichever schmuck is elected to clean up Mitt's mess.

"On his Facebook page, Cowger lists his influences as conservative radio hosts Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. The logo in his studio even seems to be modeled after Beck’s GBTV logo." A gay fat man who uses socialized medicine and a gay Mormon. How about that.

At least he didn't have a tattoo of John Holmes.

His most recent show at the Royal Command Performance knocked them dead. "If everyone in the cheap seats would just slap their ass cheeks together. And the rest of you, just rattle your ****** jewels."

I had a friend who did something like that. Sort of. Except it was a fire cracker. And it was up the cat's ass. Oh, and the cat was alive. He got in a lot of trouble for that.

Nikki would flash her tits. The ones who would not die of a heart ****** would begin masturbating furiously, making them very easy prey.

Stick my dick in a lot of yogurt. While people are still eating it!

The thread started going down hill right after my first response. Just saying.

A couple of members popped to mind when I read the first two.

Trust me, some of us are aware of this. I was being facetious. (Not the member...)

I've always liked the moderators here - considering what they get paid, I think most have done a rather good job without showing favoritism (with few exceptions). I sometimes wish we could see DOA unleashed again, to get rid of the riff raff of the board. I would also like to take this...

Taking away rights? You mean the right for homosexuals to get married?

Yeah, but they never discuss his deep love for male on male butt sex.

Burger King? Really? I mean...really? The man must have money flying out of his ass. I mean...it is Burger King. The royal meat eatery. He is getting paid way too much here.

I've already got an Elizabeth Tower named for her. In my pants. Is that offensive to some?

You could post a picture of us having sex...a picture per second. But wait until you have 990 posts. It will make life a lot easier for me that way.

I walk, everywhere. Have not owned a car my life, have absolutely no interest in ever doing so. I am in good enough shape to walk where ever I need. I recycle everything that I can recycle. I buy at the local farmer's market. Among other things.

Some poor misled soul is going to be very pissed when they watch this movie.

Why do my carrots taste all funny?

Maybe you should just stop worrying and be VSyNUAzPofI

The guy is a poser. He left the hands? Those are the best parts!

This will just make the fat pieces of **** buy two drinks instead of one. A victory for the soda companies.

Show me exactly where in the Constitution it is OK to deny two consenting adults from getting married - and I will suck your dick and let you post pictures of it on the board.

This thread gave me wood.

You don't want to see what I use on dirk when you leave the room...

Yummmmmm. Hippies.

https://www.google.com/#q=otty+sanchez&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&ei=-svHT-2xB4nz0gHr_4jkDw&start=0&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=80f92b156a9e6a4a&biw=1280&bih=649 Is your memory that short, or are you that dumb. No, sorry, those are your only two choices. You know what is...

Hey...wanna know why the "liberal media" isn't reporting on it? Because the story is two fucking years old, you dumbasses.

Finally, my Mayhem voodoo doll is working!

Gustav Holtz, The Planets.

Christians would love to make this place a theocracy. You are very wrong, as usual.

I guess I will have to bang VV then. Again.

Christianity also is not American law. Christians should also go back to their own country, where their savior was born. Then they can fight over the area with the Islams. We sane ones will eat some pop corn and watch.

My penis is dancing. It is sliding, prodding, prancing, My penis is dancing, everywhere. My penis is happy Because it does not have the clap - yay My penis is happy everywhere. My penis is singing. About the love it is bringing. My penis is singing every time.