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February, 2013. It will include a lame blow job, some horrible and out of focus fucking, then her making out with some other chick.

Anders cock pictures, or I turn this place into a fucking inferno!

It was quite easy to see it was staged and done only for entertainment's purposes. Those who took it seriously need to **** themselves. Do humanity a favor. The cinnamon challenge was done a couple of weeks on Mythbusters. Neither Kari nor Grant were able to make it, but Tori ****** the test...

EEK! Zombie! **** it with fire! **** it with fire!

Hehehehehe. Peter DeBoer....Peter DeBoner....heheheheheh.

How in the hell did I miss this thread?

You want free money without working for it? Fucking socialist. Besides, a grand a week sounds big now, but in a few years, you won't even be able to pay rent with it.

If she doesn't like it in her mouth, then either dirk's or cutie's coffee.

You, BB, whimsy and that fucker Stan? HA! hey, no, wait...

I would scarf that **** up before they could start the stopwatch.

Just tell Petra to keep her ********* to herself - then sacrifice a virgin to appease her.

Could we make a separate forum for this ****? One that is invisible to everyone?

True...but I could die happy lol.

I will get you everything on the list if you agree to sit on my lap for a month, while wearing it all. (not at once, though)

This is the song the one going up and down my street plays: 6bZ9battVks&feature=related. I rather happen to like that song and want to kick his ass for soiling it. Then I want to take all of his pops and bars.

Very nice! Maybe some volume control, since mine is always at max (I am half deaf, it seems. Because of loud music. Ironic). I also like that you have a wish list. You are a naughty girl!

The last one looks like a head with a pair of boots.

...What do you mean... Maybe it is Kirk! Did you ever think about that? That it might be Kirk? Did you think about that, smart guy? Kirk could be posting on our very board, and here you are, trying to run him away. May the ***** be with you, Kirk!

11110 is the binary number for 36...Johnson was the 36th President of the U.S.! The Illuminati have me now!

I have said many times before, and I believe it will ring true: With the Citizens United ruling, the 2008 election will be the last one decided by the people. The rest will be bought and sold by corporations. And keep on thinking that, Red. The previous CEO of our company did obscenely well...

There are a couple of mindsets here. One is that many underestimate their own worth. Quite a few more people see themselves as being in the richer group, rather being in the middle class or even lower classes - or feel that they are near enough (whether through pay increase or winning the...

I bet she gives great helmet.

Cool video. I had this happen on the local bike path about a month ago...the little guy would not stop following me. When I finally returned to where we first met, *** came out of the weeds with a "sorry, you know, ****" look on her face and herded him back towards the river.

I think both of the videos are private, therefor I am unable to view them. What do I win?

You are, and you are.

Will is making himself look like a complete idiot...dirk is simply helping him out.

I am very surprised, VV...she not only does not have a penis, but her penis is not impaled.

Little Stan! Noooooooo!!!! Why her of all people!

I'll go ahead and nitpick on a little part of Will's post. If you thing Stewart changed his name to hide from being a Jew, you are a fucking idiot, or have never watched his show. And if you have never watched his show and came up with that conclusion, you are a fucking idiot. A commercial break...

Dirk has those at his place. The ones on the bottom right are the only ones not cracked.

On the app game thing: I can see having an app game in there. Angry birds, I can even see. But, if we are going with "greatest", we have to take into account influence and earliest. Which would put Mafia Wars up there...as much as I **** to say, as I loath the game. This list needs a lot of...

It means where in the cock sucking ****** cunting fuck are my cock sucking pudding cock sucking pops cock sucking? Is the data that difficult to read?

Makeup, no makeup - you are very pretty no matter what, Alexis. And please do not get a boob job - yours are quite spectacular as it is.

***** grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance He knows that something somewhere has to break He sees the ****** home now looming in his headlights The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache Many miles away There's a shadow on the door Of a cottage on the shore Of a dark Scottish...

Kate Upton deserves my penis as a snack.

I will be very honest...when I first saw your picture, I thought it was an anime-like picture. You do have very Bambi-like eyes.

^^^^ Those ladies are rather hot. The lady Roald was shown fucking...she looks like she ate a normal-sized person.

You would not believe how many cats I found when scanning my copy of Henri Matisse's Luxembourg Gardens. Man loved his cats.

The ******* immigration problem started when Obama first entered office?

Anyone who thinks they should have been hushed for saying "vagina" is a cunt.

No mention of the SimCity series? Fail.

They are red because they are vampire plants, ******** the ***** of other plants.

Are you talking of the Koch Brothers? If so, absolutely. I know a lot of money is being thrown towards Obama's campaign, but I believe that once the election is over, the amount of money given to Romney's campaign will be remarkably staggering. It will also provide those of us who are paying...

Ever been hit by a car, Will? It does not feel good. She was going after the officers in her car with an intent to **** them. "Unarmed" is a word used quite ignorantly in this case.

The "You guys, too" argument will only take you so far. However, you guys are always beating the Constitutional drum, you are always singing of the praises of Old Glory - hell, it is expected of us to be treasonous dogs, in your eyes. But when a group of people who attempt to make their...

There is a very dark, unknown secret to this place: Some of the guys here are serious perverts. I know, right?

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! "Please, no flash photography today. I do not have my happy cat face on today..."

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Nice nipple...but why does it look like your cat is hiding its face? Almost a cat face-palm...

Yeah, all of those health rules sure are destroying the quality of life in New York City.

I will have you know that, according to my warped perception, we just recently had sex, Alexis. It was great for me! For you...well...it only took a few seconds, so it could not have been THAT bad.