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Damn it, cutie, I had much higher expectations when opening this thread. Guess I will have to have a burping contest all by myself...

Less microphone, more ass.

"You are wrong". Though I would save Will the ****** of having to cut and paste that response.

Same was said for the Bush twins. Cannot blame them. W had a lot more to worry about than if his spawn was getting throat fucked to death by some frat boy. He was busy fucking the country than to worry about who his ********* were fucking.

gunslingingbird wants to make me into a McPenis Burger! There...I am seven.

******* only works if a person does not want information, or are trying to get a person to say something which fits their personal needs, and are not all that concerned with getting actual facts. Every quality interrogator knows this. A person under the duress of ******* will say anything -...

Everyone always knew her boyfriend was just a *****'s ass.

You eat one guy's face and are labeled a zombie. What the fuck?

That whole thing is bullshit. Now, if you will excuse me, I must play Skyrim...not...I MUST PLAY SKYRIM!!!!

I am a bit more of an ass man, so my hands would have to be closer together.

FYI, R2 is the perfect height for foreplay. Oh, he knows how to use that slot...

W is the guy in the bar who buys a whole bunch of drinks that he says will be good for everyone, shares a little sip with everyone then leaves with the rest of the ***** after paying a fraction of the bill. Congress is the bartender, who states that those guys W should not pay the tab, or else...

We totally should! Nothing could ever go wrong with that../

When did Supa start working for The Home Depot?

Bill Murray is freaking god. I would agree with you, but Chevy's work on Community has been rather good. Then again, a great all around cast and some incredible writing do make a show...

*flicks ear* Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it? *flicks ear* You gonna do something about it? Huh...big bad mod? *flicks ear* You gonna ban m...wait? You still do ban people. Oh. .... *flicks own ear and walks away angrily*

Hi Brooke. You give me wood and I am old enough to be your fathe... Fuck, I am bad at pickup lines!

Come on, ***. You don't stare at that stuff. Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away

Damn it! How does it end!!!??!!!

Way to represent the other dumbasses in our country, Justin Flecker. Perhaps all of your similar intelligence, understanding and sense of humor should form a large gated community and inter breed yourselves into extinction.

Glenn Beck will buy it, jerk off all over it, then try to make a "super" clone out of it.

Kari is mine, you sluts!

I am sure he was quite popular in school.

Send the bums back to Brooklyn!

Trees and buildings and other stuff got in the way. So I burned them all down. Then smoke got in the way. Stupid eclipse, not able to go through smoke.

But all of those clips were from Fellowship. At least they could have used clips from Towers. I mean...NERDS!!!

That was kind of cool. I admit to just looking at the pictures the first time (for some reason, I always expect the screaming ******* in the middle of all of these things).

The movie was almost done when I realized that was Robyn from How I Met Your ******. I liked it. We are not talking brain candy, but it was entertainment.

I was one of the studying crowd. And being one of those guys who liked learning things, I took full advantage of that opportunity and learned as much as I could. When I was not studying, it was D&D and other roll-playing games. Or we would all get together and watch movies. We were not a huge...

What, are you kidding? I am a hoot. People laugh at me all the time...and I don't even have to tell jokes. It is like they are anticipating my remarkable humor. Oh. Bugger.

Same thing happened once with me and dirk. We...don't like to talk about it.

I see what you did there...you turned a thread about the short comings of your hero and turn it lame. At least you succeeded.

I do look like that, Spexy. Except I have more hair on the face. And less penis. And more stomach. And less ab. And a lot more nose.

EVERY month is masturbation month in my household.

Not sure he needs the light saber.

Come on, Cutie. Admit it. You are a Bieber fan.

Exactly! I don't know how it could have been more clear!

You guys are so dense. The **** represents humanity, the glass represents our planet Earth, the sink represents the Toronto Blue Jays, the water represents Kraftwerk's Autobahn, the tap represents blowjobs, the hand represents pop-culture references in ****** Guy, and the bath tub represents the...

"Step One: Take everything I did in office and do the opposite..." It will either be a very short book, or a book good for those with short memories.

Why buy a magazine when you can view your porn online? Nothing worse than getting a paper cut on your dick...especially from a glossy magazine. Those thick centerfold pages hurt!

Those pack hunting cricket eating spiders can go fuck themselves! They can't get at me...I have a shoe!

Good, because it was a fastball of spooge.

Anyone cannot become a wife beater. Completely untrue. It takes a special coward to even think that beating his wife is the solution for any of his problems, including those which have absolutely nothing to do with his ******.

Remember when the Republicans were in control and tried (unsuccessfully) to get rid of the filibuster? I saw this as very short-sighted thinking. They were in charge at the time, but were frustrated that the filibuster was being used to halt their agenda. Had they gotten their way, I am sure...

Actually, my stress would have been relieved the moment she fainted in my car. After all, she is fair game.

If I make a bunch of somethings that are going to bask in the glory which is me, I am going to at least make them care. Otherwise, I would be pretty damn incompetent. Your god sounds pretty incompetent, like the CEO of a sneaker manufacturer who cannot tie his own shoelaces.

If he was a total dick, there would be some members here who would love him. I mean REALLY love him, if you catch my drift.

That actually looks like quite a bit of time, and congrats to everyone who did attend. Now, if there is ever a meeting in Ohio, I will be there. Though, seriously, who in the fuck wants to go TO Ohio to meet.

But since many claim that god has made everything in the universe and has total control over mankind, that would mean that god has also made evil. Or are you saying that your god doesn't really give a ****?