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Re: Camille Crimson of The Art of Blowjob Been lurking around this thread for quite some time, Camille. Yummy, big time.

Seriously, if corset wins, I will find those who voted for it, open your heads with an ice cream scoop, then eat your brain...while you are still alive!

I have about 700 dollars in quarters and 400 dollars in dollar coins stashed in my place for a rainy day.

And here lies the largest problem with not just the right's movement, but the direction of our country in general. There are intelligent conservatives - but they are quickly dying out, being massively outvoiced by the ignorant and loud, by the Becks, Rushs, et al. Here, intelligence such as...

I did not ask if you paid back the money. I asked why you did not take responsibility and have the money for a business instead of borrowing the money. No one ****** you to borrow the money - but you went ahead and did it anyhow. Now you are ****** because the money you decided to borrow had to...

Why didn't you pay for your business and college by yourself? I thought you guys were all about taking personal responsibility - it was your choice to rely on the government, so deal with it.

Re: Hottest Olympians Michelle is the first I thought of. Really cute smile, and she seems to really love running. Girl after my heart.

I will the resurrect everyone...and **** them again. And again. And again. Oh, and cum. I mean...come on, guys.

http://theamericanjesus.net/?p=7515 Of course, we know that the most vocal "christians" (Sam, Will) are not true Christians.

"Tone it down" is code for "take off my top", right?

So your excuse for not being able to find where anything resembling a death panel is in the document is "it's too hard"? Way to take responsibility for your own statements. If you want to be taken seriously in this conversation, read the bill. BTW, one of the two people in this conversation did...

Remember when the right was actually making this a huge issue, the death panels? And leave it to a comedian, Jon Stewart, to tear it all down. During its height, Betsy McCaughey decided to show up on The Daily Show, I guess figuring it to be a light-weight way to promote her rather blatant lie...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-badash/chick-fil-a-5-reasons-it-isnt-what-you-think_b_1725237.html Yep, it is Chick-Fil-A that is the oppressed here.

What is really funny is that Romney actually has said the same thing about business that Obama did. However, the conservative media has a need to break things down into simple four word soundbites so their viewers such as Sam can understand.

There is also always a possibility of a waiver deal. Rough times for Phillies, Astros and Cubs fans. I've watched my club dismantle, and it is not always fun - nor does it always lead to success. Meanwhile, the Reds made only one move, getting Jonathen Bronxton from the Royals for a couple of...

I am guessing some, like EA, are already developing Windows 8 games. Because EA is operated by a bunch of money grubbing whores.

That thing looks completely void of any taste or nutritional value. And, you have a gut. Some sit-ups or jogging a few a day might not hurt.

BTW, as a die hard Futurama fan, I find the name of this site a bit disturbing.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! We know...but in our perverted little minds, every woman a secretly waiting for that other hot woman to make out with...in front of millions of us. Or, in a better scenario, in front of me, alone.

I will pay one billion dollars to see Alanna with Holly Ryder and Nikki. One. Billion. Dollars.

Sam in many ways is what is wrong with the right's present movement. First off is, of course, the screaming lack of intelligence. Gone are the days of intellectual conversations with the likes of Will and Buckley, now we are stuck with the likes of Beck, Rush, Palin, Bachmann, Newt and Sam, a...

Not sure what you are getting at, dirk. Kinda subtle, don't you think?

Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday I like to sit in bowls of freshly made jello.

Some of them are dressed as *******, too. Are they trying to scare my cock?

Should Mitt become President, he might want to hire someone to be the President who goes overseas for him.

I think it was Nike.

Yes, I remember you, Alana. Welcome back. I guess your punishment should be....sitting on my face. That did not come out the way I wanted it.

I hear chicks dig that huge bald head. In his pants.

By the way, folks, with that post comes a milestone. That is the 400th time that I have made that very same joke in another thread exactly like this. So please, give me a round of applause, as well as the OP for having the bravery to create a thread that has been done to death. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Since opening this threa.... damn.

There is a monkey that has been wandering around the FreeOne's duct system that I call Nikki's Boobs. I named it after Nikki's boobs.

Why are you jerking off to an elephant?

In that statement alone, your stupidity when it comes to anything Constitutional shines quite bright. BTW, if a person decides to carry a *** onto my property without my consent, I have the right to deem them a threat and smack them in the back of the head with a baseball bat, permit or no permit.

I still find myself jerking off to Nancy and Sluggo every once in a whi....I mean, what?

Bingo...and what many of these small-minded little bible thumpers do not realize is that they are purposely blockading those basic rights - then calling the oppressed fascists. THAT is the ultimate political spin.

Or boycotting the Dixie Chicks because they spoke against George Bush.

Re: What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members Fuck. And I just agreed to have noodles at your place. Fuck my life.

Yes, Chick-Fil-A is indeed shoving their anti-homosexual agenda down people's throats...for once, you are right.

Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday Holy fuck, that is a real number. Even more remarkable is that revelation also lead me to a Facebook page. Mind Blown

Absolutely I eat it. I am too poor to throw away food.

Farrah was in Saturn 3, where she was half naked most of the time. It is a remarkably shitty movie.

Re: What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members I will just say this...I hope you like anal sex. And I am NOT talking about nailing a chick in the ass, either. Fortunately, we have your address, as you have so generously supplied, so the lot of us will be...

Their CEO might have a right to say what he says about homosexuals, just as homosexuals and their supporters have a right to boycott his company. Simple enough.

I think during the upcoming debates, Obama should just keep his mouth shut and let Mitt keep on talking.

I had five women ****** me several times and demand I not have sex with them. It works, every time.

Or, we are a bunch of sweet talking perverts.

Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday I would try to finish writing one coherent script before working on your next script.

Wait...it stopped after you said you needed to get undressed! But...but...but...

Anna Torv Jasika Nicole Nichelle Nichols Marina Sirtis Jeri Ryan Nana Visitor Terry Farrell Jennifer Lien Yeah. Yum.

Wowzer! PLEASE tell me I am not jerking off to a picture of Anders. Ah...screw it if I am...